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MusicToMyEars 428 points ago +428 / -0

Good management!

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BananaWizard 352 points ago +353 / -1

5 guys is safe btw for magachads.

They have no pride or BLM on their twitter, they aren't pozzed. I made a list a few weeks ago.

Here's the other one I made for alcohol

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Shhhhhut_the_hell_up 100 points ago +101 / -1

Thank you!

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BananaWizard 69 points ago +69 / -0

sonic and 5 guys

That's all I NEEEEEEEED lol

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Rugar22 58 points ago +58 / -0

Hardee's/Carl's Jr is on our side too.

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de9ebkmd7 156 points ago +158 / -2

Thing is I don't need a company to be "on our side" whatever that means. Its just don't virtue signal communism and hatred.

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someoldcoderguy 117 points ago +117 / -0

Exactly this.

Don't go around telling me how I am supposed to think. You sell products. I buy products. I don't care about your opinions. Let's leave it at that and we'll be fine.

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HillarysStrapOn 34 points ago +34 / -0

Amen

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OnlySlightlyNaughty 19 points ago +19 / -0

In many ways, it can be useful to defund your enemy. If a company makes their product worthiness based on wokeness then it should be free. I mean, I’m not buying it so that is the best chance they have.

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Waitafriggingminute 12 points ago +12 / -0

I give you money and you give me the donut. End of transaction..

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Pau1F01ey -15 points ago +7 / -22

Oh you sweet summer child...

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Rugar22 24 points ago +24 / -0

True, just pointing out that they are a safe choice.

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de9ebkmd7 11 points ago +12 / -1

Don't get me wrong, I do appreciate the info!

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Hckyhillbilly 11 points ago +11 / -0

Exactly, you have the right to your opinions. When you make them part of your business model, I’ll take my business to a company that shuts the fuck up and sells their product.

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Bluestorm83 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not virtue signalling IS our side. Our side is literally "Serve a quality product at an affordable price and let people think for themselves."

Remember the French Revolution, where people were LITERALLY SENTENCED TO DEATH FOR MODERATISM??? We're approaching the point where everyone will remember it.

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thisguy883 3 points ago +3 / -0

This. Just sell your products and stop pandering to one political ideology.

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Spinnyd 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or any politics at all, just make the product.

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LLchurch 2 points ago +2 / -0

Unfortunately they are not in the northeast part of the country. I did like them when I was in AZ though.

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Major_Nutt 7 points ago +7 / -0

Based Long John Silvers is on there. That's the true prize.

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thisguy883 5 points ago +5 / -0

I didn't think they were still around.

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Major_Nutt 2 points ago +2 / -0

They're becoming rarer, but I've got 2 within 20 mins of my house and they are both frequently visited.

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Ragnar_Danneskjold 1 point ago +2 / -1

Lucky bastard. When I'm in the mood for salmonella I have to drive at least an hour to find one.

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MagasaurusRex 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thats all I REEEEEEEEEEEEED!

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Slowsuby 1 point ago +2 / -1

Bring back the pickle juice slushee damnit!

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GodsHonestTruth 55 points ago +56 / -1

Thanks for this. Had 5 guys earlier!

Do they really think Trump supporters are powerless to their brands? I’ll never go to Starcucks again since they asked me to wait outside for an order like a dog since I didn’t have a mask on the 1st day this shit started. I just walked out forever at that point.

Harassing customers for their beliefs is never a good business strategy.

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magabigleague2 16 points ago +16 / -0

Nice, I love 5 guys food but feels like a heart attack after eating.

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GodsHonestTruth 12 points ago +12 / -0

Currently having a heart attack.

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meals23 11 points ago +11 / -0

dick cheney?

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meals23 7 points ago +7 / -0

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bears

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thegeebeebee 4 points ago +5 / -1

Get more veggies on your burger!

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magabigleague2 2 points ago +2 / -0

haha I have them put everything on

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thegeebeebee 1 point ago +2 / -1

I'm so hungry for one right now. Those fries...

That slippery floor from all the grease...mmmmm

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refresco 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love their burgers, but like most things they are best in moderation.

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BananaWizard 11 points ago +11 / -0

All we got is tim hortons or mom/pop coffee places, kind of expensive but I don't drink coffee so

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Keiichi81 27 points ago +28 / -1

You'd spend less money on coffee buying the ground beans and brewing it yourself, with the added benefit that you can better tailor the brew to your personal taste than buying some mass-market Frappalatte™ shit from a corporate chain like Starbucks.

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Modernturnkey 28 points ago +28 / -0

Starbucks isn't even coffee, it's 4lbs of sugar soaked in 6ozs of milk.

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Trump2024 15 points ago +16 / -1

The only downside I see is that it's Starbucks. I love sugar milk. If it happens to come with cereal it's a bonus. Caffeinate it and it's a deal!

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goodatlife123 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lol

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Eadgyth_the_Swan 3 points ago +3 / -0

With some burnt espresso dust mixed in.

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AlohaSnackbar 2 points ago +2 / -0

kinda makes you wish the starbucks model didn't die and force them to go with coffee instead of mermaid porn.

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ohwell316 15 points ago +15 / -0

Black Rifle Coffee.

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Spinnyd 5 points ago +5 / -0

Based veteran owned coffee.

Buy from companies that love America.

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Remanys 9 points ago +9 / -0

Better than supporting commies! Ill buy a coffee and I don't even like the shit!

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RegularAmerican 5 points ago +5 / -0

Which energy drinks are the most based? I don't drink much caffeine anymore but if I do I usually drink RockStar

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Remanys 9 points ago +9 / -0

Can't help you on that one, I cut caffeine out of my diet a year or so ago and only recently had a soda that I had leftover in my fridge. Water and Whiskey are my main drinks nowadays. Water for weekdays/workouts. Whiskey's for Friday/Saturday's and nights out with the women. I encourage all of you to drink more water and hit the weights whenever possible.

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Three_honks 5 points ago +5 / -0

Red Bull is highly based... check out their CEO/founder

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JanetMerai 3 points ago +4 / -1

I drink Tea.

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Rugar22 7 points ago +8 / -1

7-11 or Wawa or both much cheaper then Starbucks.

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mathman 13 points ago +14 / -1

No one wants to hear this, but McDonald's was rated as very good coffee too.

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Pau1F01ey 5 points ago +6 / -1

What about Dunkin?

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lanre 9 points ago +9 / -0

Supposed to be very good as well. McDonald's is BLM/Pride supporters so I'd avoid them.

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ZacPetkanas 5 points ago +5 / -0

In my local market it was good coffee for a few years, and a large was a buck. But once they got people in the habit, the quality dropped and I won't bother anymore. I brew at home and bring it to work in a Kleen Kanteen vacuum bottle, swap out the top for a drinking lid when I get to the office and I'm set for the morning. And McD has lost on the occasional breakfast sale

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Eadgyth_the_Swan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Community Coffee out of Baton Rouge is great coffee, just not available nationwide but can order online. I was raised on it and drink it almost exclusively. I just checked and they seem to be based, even donate to Folds of Honor, scholarships for children of fallen or disabled service members.

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HeIsVigo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Love Community Coffee. We buy their Breakfast Blend, Dark Roast, and Chicory on rotation. We do instant. Driving over the bridge to Port Allen we always roll down the windows to get a nice whiff of the coffee from their plant/distribution center on the river.

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Eadgyth_the_Swan 2 points ago +2 / -0

My favorite is Breakfast Blend Whole Bean.

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NuclearDreams 5 points ago +5 / -0

I just simply cannot believe that any company who has made these types of statements saw an increase in sales because of it. I've never heard a single leftist say "dont eat Five Guys, they didn't say anything about BLM / trans / gay / whatever we are outraged aboit this week."

The only time I've seen a company get flak is when they come out in support of something. If they stay silent what does it cost them?

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BladderBeerPoopin 5 points ago +5 / -0

A buddy of mine in KC is a building inspector, having the time of his life fucking with woke ass businesses. Shut a few down the last few weeks.

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tursyinspace 11 points ago +11 / -0

This is EXTREMELY helpful. Thank you, fren!

Just want to also make an addition in the sandwich category. DiBella’s has not only not bent the knee to the outrage mob, they did some great deals and renamed their platter offerings for the Fourth and are very active in charity work for veterans. You know, all that stuff that we USED to hold dear as Americans. They also just make a darn good sub. Not nationwide, but pretty well represented in the East coast and Midwest.

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arma 10 points ago +12 / -2

Even though Wendy's and Chick-fil-a have bent the knee recently, it looks pretty reluctant. I'd still support them before BK or McDicks.

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MakeAmericaLegendary 2 points ago +2 / -0

Non-lib source for what CFA did, other than drop Salvation Army?

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DeplorableCentipede 1 point ago +1 / -0

They dropped Salvation Army and a Christian sports organization for refusing to allow gays into their organization.

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MakeAmericaLegendary 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did they state that this was their reasoning? And why did they suddenly cave to the leftist mob when business is booming?

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visorak 2 points ago +3 / -1

Chick fil a food still tastes good. If they are going to fall, they still have a few years of life left.

Wendys food is beyond crappy, their chicken, beef and everything else is garbage. Only food item that hasn't gone downhill in quality is their Frosty.

BK and McD are also crappy quality but they have been that way for at least a decade longer than wendys.

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MSG1000 9 points ago +9 / -0

TY.

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ThurtineFiddyToo 29 points ago +29 / -0

Wendy's and McDonald's are off the menu at our house. Don't care if 5 guys is 3x the price. I'm going there from now on. I'm saving enough from all my blm boycotts anyways.

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TeddyIndeed 15 points ago +15 / -0

For the record, Wendy's and McD's don't hold a candle to 5 Guys burgers.

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NoatakTheWiser 9 points ago +9 / -0

Or cardboard honestly.

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FuckReddit4545 5 points ago +5 / -0

Seriously. I paid 10.30 for a burger and fries from McDonald's and all I got was a terrible stomach ache.

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Rugar22 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hardee's/Carl's Jr is on our side of you want something cheaper.

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ChokingOnARedpill 5 points ago +6 / -1

They also happen to be the best.

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Rugar22 5 points ago +5 / -0

Agreed, always loved their breakfast too.

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HeavenPiercingMan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Also Chick-fil-A should be banned.

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AlphaNathan 18 points ago +18 / -0

Even if you're a leftist nutjob.

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Afrikaner_Vrystaat 15 points ago +19 / -4

It's a start. Now we need to get them to stop kneeling to BLM

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brimshae 9 points ago +9 / -0

I don't recall 5 Guys doing this. Link?

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Afrikaner_Vrystaat 7 points ago +8 / -1

Oh I was assuming they went on the whole BLM bootlicking crusade like the rest of corporate America. If they didn't then all the power to them!

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NvJohansson 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yeah, the next job those assholes will get they'll be asking "would you like fries with that?" Oh wait, never mind.

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Shadilay_Were_Off 49 points ago +49 / -0

I literally have no idea who that is

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 55 points ago +56 / -1

One of the SJW hoes who sucked her way into the video game industry to push feminism and narratives about toxic fandoms, kicking off gamergate.

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sunwolf87 25 points ago +25 / -0

I wouldn't even pay her for a blowjob if it was legal.

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 32 points ago +32 / -0

I wouldn't even let her pay me to blow me.

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 16 points ago +16 / -0

Had to look her up, I agree with this person.

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conryf 9 points ago +11 / -2

I would take aa BJ from almost any female for free. Just been honest. Maybe not triggly puff ? I'm pretty liberal with getting BJs.

Note: I'm assuming after the BJ I don't have tot all or interact with these people

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 5 points ago +5 / -0

Honesty's generally the best policy my friend haha. Just be cautious of sticking your dick in SJWs. They might accuse you of rape or cishetero toxic masculinity or some shit.

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conryf 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fair.

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Shadilay_Were_Off 13 points ago +13 / -0

Literally who? :)

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arma 13 points ago +13 / -0

4/10 woman with purple hair who identifies as a "they". She faked a bunch of threats and harassment from gamers and got a bunch of sympathy donations in 2013ish.

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thisguy883 6 points ago +6 / -0

She was the reason for pushing Candice Owens to the right.

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 4 points ago +4 / -0

Surprisingly no. She's a biofemme

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NvJohansson 11 points ago +11 / -0

Are you a fellow genx-er? I had to look up who the fuck Nick Cannon was yesterday.

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GodsHonestTruth 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lmao, a C-level celeb. Another bland personality.

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LGBTQABCDEFG 2 points ago +2 / -0

They all end up C level and eventually F level. Scum of society

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Shadilay_Were_Off 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nah, I'm technically a millenial shitcock

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ThePowerOfPrayer 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm Gen X too, but I have a very good memory. I attribute part of that to not having Google when we were kids.

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NvJohansson 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have a good memory too, it's just that you can't remember what you never knew. The only thing that stuck out when I looked him up was that he was married to Mariah Carey. I never heard any of his music or watched (or even heard of) any of his movies. And frankly l still dont care too.

Ps. Im a gamer so l have heard of Zoe and gamergate. To each his thing l guess.

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tremendous

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Rugar22 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same and I'm a gamer nerd lol.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 17 points ago +17 / -0

Kek.

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 15 points ago +15 / -0

Oof, savage haha.

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ElGuapo 10 points ago +10 / -0

KIAyyyyyyyyy!

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sunwolf87 9 points ago +9 / -0

This made my fucking day LMFAOOOOO 😂🤣😂

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IncredibleMrE1 125 points ago +126 / -1

It appears Five Guys understands that insulting meat eaters to pander to woke vegan trannies won't be good for business.

Chick Fil A should have paid more attention.

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one3five 37 points ago +37 / -0

Chick Fil A:

SHINE MOAR SHOES

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c9AfEoF1StU7C2j2ZUv1 16 points ago +16 / -0

I love me some Chick Fil A. I'll never eat there again.

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one3five 13 points ago +13 / -0

since the debacle, i always check out the drive thru lanes when i go by

it hasn't been nearly as busy as it used to be

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causticsense 5 points ago +5 / -0

I will sincerely miss their spicy chicken sandwich, and the top-tier customer service. What a way to piss off customers.

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nanowerx 5 points ago +5 / -0

I noticed this too. Had actually let the shoe shining thing slip my mind as I was wondering why their drive thru only had 4 cars in it at lunch the other day. Usually it's two lanes packed around the parking lot out to the street

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thisguy883 7 points ago +7 / -0

I really want a black person to film himself going into a Chick-fil-A and demanding a shoe shine.

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Raindrops1984 7 points ago +7 / -0

I’m so bummed. I loved Chick-Fil-A. Ah well, at least my waistline will appreciate black bean fajitas.

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the-new-style 1 point ago +2 / -1

They do a great vegan burger tho'

Was my go-to place when I fancied a borger

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chris82tk 63 points ago +63 / -0

Now it's Four Guys

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CisSiberianOrchestra 35 points ago +35 / -0

Good one, dad.

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 17 points ago +17 / -0

Five Cries

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WestPalm 10 points ago +10 / -0

rimshot

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Modus_Pwninz 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's said employees, plural! It's at least Three Guys now, which is also the same number that Obama likes at once

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JebSurge 40 points ago +40 / -0

Unfortunately most landlords don't accept social justice points as legal tender.

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Ohgami 32 points ago +33 / -1

Good these fuckers need to learn TRUE cancel culture goes both ways.

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Gunmolester 25 points ago +25 / -0

but that wasn't cancel culture...that's Life

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yep, I hate doing it, probably the worst thing in the world for me, but if anybody sucks, SCOTUS decision not withstanding, I must fire them. If they happen to claim to be trans (very unlikely), ok hire a lawyer and try; good luck!

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ThurtineFiddyToo 21 points ago +22 / -1

Five guys should dox the fuckers. Start making these activists afraid to pull these stunts.

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FightGoodFight 9 points ago +9 / -0

Were their names posted anywhere?

When a future employer googles their name, this should come up.

Most employer's don't want to hire a radical political activist.

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nothingberg 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've changed my mind about minimum basic income. I think it would keep these activists rotting at home so the rest of society could go back to work and enjoy their lives. They wouldn't have enough money to go out on ubi. But if they did, it would be to beg. That's why you make homelessness illegal and put them in jail for holding signs at the exit of freeways and popular 4 way intersections

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FightGoodFight 1 point ago +1 / -0

Short term. Long term, without jobs consuming 50% of their life, some people would breed like rats. In 5 years they would probably double in number, as would the cost of UBI.

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SnipedYou 15 points ago +15 / -0

Some only learn about accountability when it smacks them in the face.

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WestPalm 1 point ago +1 / -0

The thick of the battle A metaphor for this life You never see it hit you Until it smashes you in the face

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MaxineWatersGravel 10 points ago +10 / -0

Good. This petulance should be dealt with swiftly. Same with SJWs who whine about “microagressions” in corporate jobs. If you go out of your way to make trouble, your ass should be canned.

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mygovisacommie 9 points ago +9 / -0

In addition to its statement, Five Guys reiterated that, as a company, it believes in “fair, respectful, and equal treatment for all customers.”

Good to see them say "all" customers instead of making some half ass capitulating statement out of fear of getting cancelled. We need more people like this who aren't afraid of these assholes.

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Mainwar 9 points ago +9 / -0

Happy Day!!

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YourDaddyKnowsBest 9 points ago +9 / -0

Great News!!!

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Afeazo 7 points ago +7 / -0

While the conservative businesses are great, I love the businesses that do not talk politics at all. Those companies should be seen and other companies should take notes.

Sure, I will support companies that come out as pro-MAGA, but I have an equal amount of respect for companies that pretend like they dont even know what politics are.

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J3N93W 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's a light lunch for him!

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Phernaldo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hahahahaha

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veteran299 7 points ago +8 / -1

i would bring my own lunch if i were a cop. too many scumbags willing to spit in food

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tedrosisafag 6 points ago +6 / -0

They are gonna burn this place to the ground.

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NotoriousCIC 6 points ago +6 / -0

What the absolute hell? Funny how the party of “tolerance” is so intolerant.

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ChrisSuperDude 5 points ago +7 / -2

If the past month has taught me anything it's that, and I say this with 100% seriousness, not trolling, not being metaphorical here, this is an undisputed fact, cops are the most oppressed group in America today. And the reason I say this is because oppression against cops is not only allowed, it is actively encouraged by the media. I'd say about 99% of all cops are good people and they are treated worse in the public eye than a drug addicted porn star ex-felon thug who pointed a gun at a pregnant woman's stomach. We're so far into clown world that being an absolute 'bootlicker' is the new punk rock and is now the edgy opinion to have.

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SirTalksAlot 5 points ago +5 / -0

Turning backs on police officers in unity. So woke, so brave, so fired.

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JanetMerai 5 points ago +5 / -0

You're FIRED!! Go home to mommy! Those pesky kids discriminated, I wouldn't discriminate a leftist no matter how much I disagree with them in my business. If a future employee discriminated a conservative, I would fire them, same for a leftist, but you never see that.

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AnAngryPotato 4 points ago +4 / -0

Props to Five Guys for firing those cunts. More consequence than those shake shack motherfuckers who poisoned cops.

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North_Carolina 4 points ago +5 / -1

Thank goodness. I still get to eat Five Guys!

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MudDog 4 points ago +4 / -0

Good. Good.

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DeusKaliVult 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm ordering Five Guys every time a craving for a burger comes!

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sustainable_saltmine 2 points ago +2 / -0

it's good stuff. I gotta lay off it. I'm not obese but I do need to drop a few pounds. I never understood the boxes of peanuts though.

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dxso 4 points ago +4 / -0

They treat police like they treated blacks back in the day

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hardball 3 points ago +3 / -0

It would be a shame if this stunt followed these individuals to future employment opportunities.

Cancel culture doesn't exist, you're just being held accountable.

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TheMutualist 3 points ago +3 / -0

People are just done with this BS.

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Deezy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Actual Justice!? Awesome!

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james43552352345 3 points ago +3 / -0

Faith in humanity restored

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thisisatestof2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ha. Not only did they fire or suspend the employees the whole store had to go thru customer service training WITH DPD present.

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KingPepe01 3 points ago +3 / -0

Know where my next burger is coming from! We all need to support these businesses as much as possible who stand up to these assholes! If they realize the side that actually works for a living and has money is the side that matters more will stop supporting these spoiled brats and adult children!

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MonsterSteve 3 points ago +3 / -0

Imagine not wanting to serve food to Police because some other random police offers killed George Floyd. Fucking retard wetbrains.

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rinkin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Praise kek! I have been a long time Five Guys fan. Actually had'em for dinner.

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raybiker73 3 points ago +3 / -0

Jeopardy question:

Trebek: "This can commonly be found in the bedroom with Spez' wife while he eagerly waits to clean it up."

Contestant: "What is Five Guys"

Trebek: "Oooh, I'm sorry. The correct answer is Fifteen Guys."

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terrapin11 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just waiting for that dumb bitch from bed bath and beyond to be fired too.

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womp_squared 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don’t want to do your job? There’s the fucking door. The more companies that sack up and do this the faster this shit goes away. Think I’ll get 5 guys tonight

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TrainMissingBrakes 3 points ago +3 / -0

Get woke on your own time!

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RogueLeaderX 3 points ago +3 / -0

Another police hating POS! I hope no one else hires him either!

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HisDudeness 2 points ago +3 / -1

Hell yeah. Good five guys. Best burger chain just got better in my eyes.

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VonTrappenstein 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ugh. Presentations.

Only thing worse is group projects.

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SeattleWonder 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cool. I would sure hate to stop frequenting 5 Guys.

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Genericwhitemale 2 points ago +2 / -0

What a retarded employee, probably wanted to collect unemployment instead

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williammcfadden 2 points ago +2 / -0

Five Guys is fully E-Verify for all stores.

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123breadman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Funny because all the illegals go there

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 2 points ago +2 / -0

Huh, so they didn’t get promoted? Great, now sue those POS cashiers back into their mom’s basement where they belong.

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DtotheD 2 points ago +2 / -0

As a cop, I just order online and pick it up. Prevents people from fucking with your food