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makemyday007 93 points ago +93 / -0

If he walks I’m gonna be really angry.

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Trythisagain 35 points ago +36 / -1

I hate that we have to think this way but uh, keep your fingers crossed!

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KuhlooKuhlay 27 points ago +29 / -2

he beat a guy on film. I think he's going to do some time.

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KuhlooKuhlay 20 points ago +21 / -1

It's not impossible, but here's my reasoning:

You don't put a first time offender (he's almost certainly not one of those) who commits assault and battery on camera at a major corporate department store on bail for $200,000 if you're going to put him on probation. He also evaded law enforcement and they put out a reward for his arrest. He's more than likely doing some real time. Not 10 years but 3-5 for a sentence is not out of the question.

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TrumpKnowsKungFu 14 points ago +14 / -0

Absolutely correct. The $200,000 bail is a DEAD GIVEAWAY that they aint playing.

Hope he spent that 2 weeks working on his soap-handling skills.

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GrabLifeByThePussy 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'd say that a civil suit was also in order except that he probably has jackshit to his name and nothing to go after.

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Flptplt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wishful thinking. young black men do not do serious time unless they do truly serious crimes. This guy will get a slap on the wrist, he may do a few months somewhere.

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Brownwaterboys 1 point ago +1 / -0

3-5..plenty of time to convert to islam

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Jk485 8 points ago +9 / -1

Its Michigan. He'll be out monday after bail is set and it'll be waived down to juvie. I hate to be pessimistic, but I fear it's the truth.

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Olschoolponcho 7 points ago +7 / -0

Especially in a busy high crime city. Its a fucking joke

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NorthAfricanViolet 13 points ago +13 / -0

Bike-Lock-Professor has entered the chat!

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Junkevil 5 points ago +6 / -1

I'd start drafting a strongly worded letter now, because it's in Flint Michigan and I'll bet a dollar he walks. The officials up there are so corrupt that they still don't have clean water despite money being tossed at them. You'll never guess where all that money went.

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MrTrumpsWildRide 3 points ago +3 / -0

What if he jogs away, would that be acceptable?

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RabidZoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Karma can be a bitch.