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KuhlooKuhlay 20 points ago +21 / -1

It's not impossible, but here's my reasoning:

You don't put a first time offender (he's almost certainly not one of those) who commits assault and battery on camera at a major corporate department store on bail for $200,000 if you're going to put him on probation. He also evaded law enforcement and they put out a reward for his arrest. He's more than likely doing some real time. Not 10 years but 3-5 for a sentence is not out of the question.

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TrumpKnowsKungFu 14 points ago +14 / -0

Absolutely correct. The $200,000 bail is a DEAD GIVEAWAY that they aint playing.

Hope he spent that 2 weeks working on his soap-handling skills.

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RespectMyNipples5 7 points ago +7 / -0

Jokes on you white supremesandwich, I don't shower at all. Checkmate, drumpf.

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TrumpKnowsKungFu 0 points ago +1 / -1

Do you get the option to not shower in prison?