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YaBoiJacob 144 points ago +144 / -0

Yes, yes I do get my hollies from being a dick

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KuhlooKuhlay 79 points ago +79 / -0

"ROGER THAT" would've been an epic response.

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KuhlooKuhlay 20 points ago +20 / -0

"Jerk Store is the line. We're going with Jerk Store..... Jerk Store."

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KuhlooKuhlay 8 points ago +8 / -0

"Well I had sex with your wife"

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wethepepe 6 points ago +6 / -0

[laughs in freedom]

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lizardo221 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Only when I'm right."

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Wrexxis780 125 points ago +125 / -0

It’s because those people aren’t even American. They don’t know shit.

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technoraptor 71 points ago +71 / -0

bunch of foreigners keep saying

"america should be rioting for this!"

"WHY AREN'T YOU RIOTING ABOUT PROCESS CRIMES AMERICA?"

"America's democracy is OVER"

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FightingAgainst1984 48 points ago +48 / -0

Foreign agitators are the biggest scum.

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Pineline 23 points ago +24 / -1

See soros

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Wrexxis780 27 points ago +27 / -0

It’s because they are only fed liberal talking points. They think this country is imploding

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technoraptor 23 points ago +23 / -0

67 year old man not spending 2 years in jail for process crime was FINALLY the FINAL straw for the canadian and UK trump critics...

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PelosisDentureWater 15 points ago +15 / -0

I'd like to know the numbers of Trump hating and commenting foreigners who have unironically commented about foreign influence over our politics.

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anon2309011 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'd wager at least 50% of /r/politics

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meals23 29 points ago +29 / -0

yeah youre telling me. i was on another forum earlier today and saw a thread talking about the decline of the west, with a focus on america. some guy from greece comes in and says "why arent you guys pointing out the obvious, it's clear that your president is the one divided people" and starts posting a bunch of fake news articles.

look, I don't comment on British people being weirdos for bending the knee for a bunch of child rapists that call themselves royalty, because I don't know enough about the reality of the British situation to understand why they haven't gotten together and decided the French had the right of it 200 years ago. As a result, I just don't talk about it. You'd figure foreigners would do the same thing when it comes to American politics.

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Wrexxis780 14 points ago +14 / -0

Yeah you think it would be common sense not to talk shit about people if you don't know what they really go through like that or you don't know their culture. Those guys don't have common sense.

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Redleg37 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think there is a sense globally that America as a concept is “owned” by other countries; most of our citizens are descendants of other countries, and we pay massive amounts of money to support their lifestyles via contributions to NATO, WHO, and other organizations. I think there is a lot of, “America should do this” because how America does it will directly impact their lives in other countries.

Brits choosing a different monarch doesn’t really effect the rest of the world any more; America electing a new president does. More so than any other election in the world.

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1683commenceagain 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yep, top comment has a Danish nick name. The vast majority of Danish people are completely fucked in the head. For those with a degree it's near a hundred percent

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Whimpy13 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Danes are talking about returning Syrian refugees to safe parts of Syria while Swedish politicians are demanding an increase in refugees. :/

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ippwndu 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Danes could just march them over the bridge to Sweden instead of paying to send them back to Syria. Everyone is happy!

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Whimpy13 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's what I expect will happen. :/

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Equality72521 3 points ago +3 / -0

BINGO!

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Major_Nutt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Americans don't know shit. I bet 75% of the country couldn't pass the Citizenship test.

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Wrexxis780 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s what happens when you have people being indoctrinated in schools instead of taught Is history

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Haz85 64 points ago +64 / -0

The mods removed this factual comment, but left up the insult from the tard

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LtColVindmansVagina 18 points ago +18 / -0

Tell Ghislaine I said hi

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doug2 10 points ago +10 / -0

Did they really? He answered the god damn question.

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kag-2020- 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's why he was censored. Ignorant outrage or GTFO.

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Hillarysudders 27 points ago +27 / -0

They forgot what a dick is anyways. They think women can have dicks for fucks sake.

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DickTick 9 points ago +9 / -0

Tell me about it.... Yeesh

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KuhlooKuhlay 7 points ago +7 / -0

In fact it's also a constitutional right.

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kag-2020- 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do you get your jollies being a dick?

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KuhlooKuhlay 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd say I'm consistently jolly at most times. Mirth + girth

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fickelbra 1 point ago +1 / -0

Won’t someone PLEASE think of the fee fees

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lefty295 42 points ago +42 / -0

"WE'RE THE REAL CONSTITUTIONALISTS THOUGH" - leftists downvoting a comment pointing out the text of the Constitution

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SendThemBackToCanada 4 points ago +4 / -0

Real constitutionalists, my ass. They want to abolish everything and make the country under their image. Leftist want to: Fuck your freedom of speech, freedom of religion. Fuck your right to bear arms Fuck your civil rights to "help" minorities. and many more!!

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COnDEMnED 34 points ago +34 / -0

Ask them how they felt about Bill Clinton or Obama pardoning/commuting traitors to America or Domestic Terrorists.

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KuhlooKuhlay 20 points ago +20 / -0

They loved it. They're unAmerican faggots though. Roger Stone is the real dangerous man, because reasons... Watergate? Not sure why they hate Roger so much honestly. He's a harmless old bullshitter to anyone with half a brain.

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doug2 13 points ago +13 / -0

He is not a harmless old bullshitter, he has a lot of influence and we should thank him for that. They don't hate him though, they don't even understand the situation. The literally just believe what headlines tell them, not he article, just fake news headlines they skim. That's what their entire worldview is based on. So to them Trump is a Russian puppet and Stone was an evil henchman righteously put in jail for his role in the plot, and then trump just went dictator and freed him.

Domt bother explaining, contradicting, putting into context, anything. That's the world and anyone who challenges it is a Russian trick somehow. Seriously.

Last night Bidens speech was getting shit on in the comments. Some girl blamed it "Macedonian bot farms." That's the willful ignorance we are dealing with..

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KuhlooKuhlay 9 points ago +9 / -0

I think you misunderstood, I meant "harmless old bullshitter" as one of the highest forms of compliment to people in the political world. Meaning harmless to America. Roger Stone deserves our upmost respect and I didn't mean to imply otherwise. The man is a legendary "rat fucker" who practically invented gay ops and modern dirty tricks.

Whenever someone brings up the phrase "dog whistle" in front of me I say without fail, "you know the term 'dog whistle' was coined by Lee Attwater, who was notoriously full of shit at all times." I love Lee Attwater but the man faked his own death bed confession by many accounts. This is legendary behavior in politics in my book.

I know that they don't really understand why they hate Roger Stone I'd just like to know what they think the reason is. I'm sure it's muh Russia, but for some reason Roger gets a disproportionate amount of shit. I think it's his dapper style and unapologetic swagger.

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Suture_Self 5 points ago +5 / -0

They didn't love it. They had no opinion on it, because they weren't even told about it. They get their opinions from CNN.

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KuhlooKuhlay 4 points ago +4 / -0

True, but if you talk to hardcore lefties they support The Weathermen, Shakur, etc. all forms of radical violence even when presented with facts. They are mostly unaware though you are right about that.

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bigdickhangsright 29 points ago +29 / -0

They don't like this but it is the result of a corrupt FBI, media, and judicial system. I don't even like that he had to do it but I totally understand why he did it.

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IntrepidBurger 25 points ago +25 / -0

"This is a thing I don't like! It must be illegal"

-Every leftie

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haolecoder 22 points ago +23 / -1

It’s not just politics, every sub on there is crying about it. Better watch out, they’re ready to storm the White House next and fix this failed, shithole of a country (their words) lmao.

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CherryCoke 9 points ago +9 / -0

Haha what, are they going to storm the White House from over in England or wherever they are from? Those people are insane.

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Wenger 6 points ago +6 / -0

They will shit and fall back in it.

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fickelbra 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hope they do. I feel like if there’s a final straw, it’s the White House.

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MAGASQUAD 20 points ago +21 / -1

Americans do not say "get your jollies."

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trumpple 14 points ago +14 / -0

Investigation into Roger stone was illegal

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d_bokk 14 points ago +14 / -0

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong-ll is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes — assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate — and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes. I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

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boreal_storm 7 points ago +7 / -0

Classic!

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jive-ass-turkey 2 points ago +2 / -0

I once watched a guy in college that had just seen this movie attempt to explain this bit to a chick that sat next to him.

They'd been chatting each other up the whole semester, IMO he had lucked out as he was dopey and she was classically gorgeous with a hint of an accent I couldn't place but sounded mesmerizing.

Problem was, she was not familiar with South Park or the Team America movie, and I think she was foreign. But that didn't stop this Mensa candidate from trying to explain the above scene in vivid detail to her.

The look on her face was priceless. It was like watching a train wreck. I saw it coming, knew what was going to happen, but couldn't look away.

She tried to be nice but was so obviously shocked and offended that she was having a rough go. IMO, she was a sweetheart about it, but she no longer chatted the dude up needless to say.

Great thing was the nimrod legitimately never put two and two together. He kept trying, getting shot down, and never realized that conversation was the reason she stopped talking to him. That being said, perhap it wasn't meant to be.

I'll never forget watching him crash and burn though. Was like the kid trying to reenact the funny sketch from SNL in the lunchroom on Monday morning but about a million times worse, and in front of a beautiful woman instead of your dumbass friends.

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kono_hito_wa 1 point ago +2 / -1

America! Fuck Yeah!

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RacistElkStatue 10 points ago +10 / -0

Lol that butthurt shoot-the-messenger downvote pile 😂

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Diotima 9 points ago +9 / -0

"Its in the Constitution..." eats dry ramen

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womp-womp-twice 3 points ago +3 / -0

You godda look id up, Misser cummo

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KuhlooKuhlay 7 points ago +7 / -0

Trump should RE-PARDON G. Gordon Liddy just to rub some salt in the fresh wound.

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dubler6 7 points ago +7 / -0

allenthird seems like he’s a prick. No one asked for facts.

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tiamat 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just remind em clinton pardoned actual terrorists....

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Jim_Webb_VP 6 points ago +6 / -0

HAHAHA! I love reading these salt threads, thank you.

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overseer3 6 points ago +6 / -0

lol if you think thats bad try showing them some facts and stats.

hint You'll get a ban bud.

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Gwoz8881 6 points ago +6 / -0

The constitution is hate facts!

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Biden2032 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know that sounds ridiculous today, but give it a month.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 5 points ago +5 / -0

Let reddit die.

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SoWoke 5 points ago +5 / -0

IDC about Reddit.

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GeneralVeers 5 points ago +5 / -0

do you get your jollies being a dick?

Yes I do, 19southmainco--AND YOU JUST GOT FUCKED.

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boreal_storm 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ask them about their opinion of the Bradley Manning case.

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AmericaFirstMAGA88 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Did he just cite the Constitution? What a dick move! REE"

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Thedaythe_redditdied 5 points ago +5 / -0

It blows my mind. Yes it’s legal. Don’t like it well that’s fine. Vote him out of office or try to get a constitutional amendment to change it. Presidents have been pardoning and commuting sentences for two hundred years. Now you are paying attention. I also love all the references in that thread about the us being a banana republic now.

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Kermit 4 points ago +4 / -0

Brave soul, I wouldn't expose my sanity to that shit sub let alone anything on reddit. My life is so much happier without all that bullshit!

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Destineed369 4 points ago +4 / -0

At least they’re calling him president donald trump now lol

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Donarudo_Taranpu 3 points ago +3 / -0

"You know the Constitution triggers me. Why do you have to be such a dick?"

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Megascandal 3 points ago +3 / -0

I say this with utmost sincerity. Fuck those fascists POS. For the last four years they have supported an obvious hoax, they have supported framing innocent men, they have supported fascist show trials.

They should stew in their own hate and let their hate lead to their own destruction.

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DZP1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Q. Why don't Redditors win marathons?

A: Because they are forced to wear two left shoes, or they'll be banned.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah yes and you’ll be banned in 3...2...1....

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The69thBrokage 2 points ago +2 / -0

When you're President they let you do it

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MichellesLowFruit 2 points ago +3 / -1

No need to source reddit at all anymore. The CEO knew all about Epstein and Maxwell.... Maxwell had a prominent account on Reddit. We might as well be referencing NAMBLA or whatever the fuck those pedo’s called themselves.

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AllAmericanAdonis 2 points ago +2 / -0

By his looks they probably diddled him too.

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PartandParcel 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s amazing how much they hate facts and truth.

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PhillyNekim 2 points ago +2 / -0

considering every word in their vocabulary has a different meaning (than the rest of the world), I guess the answer is yes

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DeepWinter 2 points ago +2 / -0

do you get your jollies being a dick?

Yes, because its better than being a pussy or an asshole.

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Jsmitty112 2 points ago +2 / -0

3/4 of Reddit are foreigners. Fuck what they think tbh

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NotoriousCIC 2 points ago +2 / -0

Democrat sheep upset about someone like Stone being freed (a person who was simply targeted because of politics) but don’t bat an eye at the types of criminals Clinton and Obama freed.

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Skipster777 2 points ago +2 / -0

Get off of reddit already. Let it die.

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lilvicham 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did any of these people have to take government in highschool?

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CJBarnacle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Reddit is perfectly fine with letting every violent black criminal out of prison but if you're a white man with the wrong politics you should be jailed for life.

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Bramble 1 point ago +1 / -0

How is there a mega thread for this? Presidents commute the sentences of their friends all the time.