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TEXinLA 52 points ago +52 / -0

Listing to port...

That's perfect.

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ModernKnight 8 points ago +8 / -0

"Allahu Akbar"

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Quarantined 2 points ago +2 / -0

"I am the Captain now!"

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Raindrops1984 1 point ago +1 / -0

Luau snack bar?

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Shwoogin 5 points ago +5 / -0

One thing I hate is boating and canoeing noobs who will all swarm to the edge of the boat at the same time when docking and nearly flip the shit in to the drink. These guys are definitely boating noobs.

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TEXinLA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Absolutely. An older neighbor kid I knew worked at the canoe ride at Six Flags Over Texas. He'd laugh about the "guests" ending up in the nasty blue water when all tried to disembark. Same guy killed a water moccasin sunning itself on the dock; the park made him pay for the paddle he broke while offing the snake.

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AlphaNathan 30 points ago +30 / -0

Fake. Too many people.

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Aroid 7 points ago +7 / -0

Accepting the slimeball cubans into the US was a big mistake on Florida's part. Now southern Florida is a big and growing Hispanic community and they're pushing whites out.

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KekistanPM 6 points ago +6 / -0

Same with southern Texas.

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Thistriggersthelibs 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cubans come immunized from commie faggotry, they've been on the Trump train since day 1. Also Cubans are white.

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Aroid 1 point ago +1 / -0

You're talking about the exile cuban community which was the first wave of cubans to show up. The cubans showing up now are communists.

Check out these political maps of Florida. Miami is a consistent blue. Sorry for the long links.

https://www.google.com/search?q=florida+political+map+2019&tbm=isch&client=ms-android-att-us-revc&prmd=isnv&hl=en-US&ved=2ahUKEwjH6taY_cXqAhWIh54KHYGDD58QrNwCKAJ6BQgBEJwC&biw=360&bih=512#imgrc=2_FLvMh0J8Z-_M

https://www.google.com/search?q=florida+political+map+2019&tbm=isch&client=ms-android-att-us-revc&prmd=isnv&hl=en-US&ved=2ahUKEwjH6taY_cXqAhWIh54KHYGDD58QrNwCKAJ6BQgBEJwC&biw=360&bih=512#imgrc=km755Yv6y_EqgM

Anyways, it was that initial wave of anticommunist, but still latino cubans who set the stage for the latinization of miami. The other latinos who are moving there are socialist as well.

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TwoCurvedHollowFangs 3 points ago +3 / -0

You’re right, but I think you missed the joke.

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DebunkTheLeft 3 points ago +3 / -0

Where are the torpedos?

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DefaultFreedom 21 points ago +21 / -0

Look at all those women and children who are also scientists and doctors.

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Skogin 5 points ago +5 / -0

They’re all so brave.

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7.62swinebuster 21 points ago +21 / -0

S.S. HIV

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Whoopies_tds 10 points ago +11 / -1

SS Cornpop

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Son_of_a_Blue_Hen 16 points ago +16 / -0

Looks like my last Carnival Cruise.

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jubyeonin 8 points ago +8 / -0

Rona! Rona everywhere!

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Zaszz345 11 points ago +11 / -0

Far too many people there for it to be anything Biden related.

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JudicialDredd 11 points ago +11 / -0

Rape Boat

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7.62swinebuster 7 points ago +7 / -0

Max Capacity: 120 persons. Disease Capacity: 1200

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HankHollywood 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stackem up! YOU Get a Vote annnd You get a Vote! Please come to the front for your FREE! whatever and submit!

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Remanys 6 points ago +6 / -0

Literal invasion of fighting age men. These rafts need to be sunk way out at sea, without picking anyone up.

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ChelseaHubbell 4 points ago +4 / -0

Cockfest 2020

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FlyingV 4 points ago +4 / -0

rapey mcrapeface

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spaceforce_maganaut [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahahahaha!!

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NeptunesBeard 3 points ago +3 / -0

COME ON MAN

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stinkyPinky 3 points ago +3 / -0

That one dude is chillin solo on the top part. He's probably sensitive to BO. He's gotta go the farthest to poop tho, There must be an area designated for crapping off the side of the boat. Or maybe they just make their way to the closest railing and people just kinda turn their heads. You certainly couldnt stand right next to someone peeing, With the wind there would be hella blowback.

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patslimmy1 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL

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Quartersawnwhiteoak2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Looks like they are all Biden voters.

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Vote_4_Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Put him and Pelosi on it.

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HankHollywood 3 points ago +3 / -0

HEY! HEY! Cmon' you know the thing!

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jubyeonin 3 points ago +3 / -0

He's getting rallies at sea bigger than the ones indoors!

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Nadlers_Belt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Captive audience.

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Gwoz8881 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well, if Biden was leading that parade, he would get lost at sea forgetting what he was doing

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EastwoodUSA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Left leaning

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eb1973 2 points ago +2 / -0

Love it, hate to be that guy, but I posted an updated pic with the boat "named": Biden 2020

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spaceforce_maganaut [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha saw that! You don't have to attribute me dude, I stole from the internet!

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A300killdozer 2 points ago +2 / -0

How much did he pay the people to help him homeless I bet there cheaper

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Brethern123 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha

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SSJ3NAPPA 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope he fumbles his thoughts as usual and sends a joepedo towards it

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DickTick 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck this is great

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TaggartCiscontinenta 2 points ago +2 / -0
  1. Look, it’s ilhan omar and her brusbands heading up the Mississippi!

  2. No lifeboats necessary, they must all be excellent swimmers. /s

  3. Does Morse code have to be tapped out or can it be clucked?

  4. I haven’t seen pirates this doomed since Roberto Clemente.

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BobbyTwoScoops 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well hey, jack, you wouldn’t push two barrels out in the umm out in the street. Would you? That’s why why have systems in place, so that you and your fathers children can live here in peace.

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Sum_devil 2 points ago +2 / -0

How do they know they aren't criminals?

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Keep_on_winning_kag 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden hates blacks, why would a democrat being influenced by a socialist take Bernies advice on how to win the presidency? The real candidate for Biden is bernie. Bernie is shaping biden.

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Mememan 2 points ago +2 / -0

My mother told me

Someday I would buy

Galley with good oars

Sail to distant shores

Stand up high in the prow

Noble barque I steer

Steady course for the haven

Hew many foe-men,

hew many foe-men

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SoldierofKek 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hope it capsizes

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ThoughtExperiment 1 point ago +1 / -0

Would be really satisfying to watch a CIWS "brrrap" those invaders.