I've dated women with the smallest boobs. I think they're amazing. Because they are women and they are beautiful.
Have I mentioned that they are literal women?
That matters.
I'm also not into women with fake boobs. Women with fake boobs are women with small boobs with implants. I'd date them with implants but not because they have them.
Couldn't agree more. Adam Carolla said it best on Loveline that the breasts are basically the mounds of potato salad before you dig into the Diablo Sandwich. To me it's like the ass debate- it's more of a question of good or bad not really about size.
No you're misunderstanding.... he enjoys the potato salad it's just not the main attraction.
What makes ass or breasts good/bad?
For me the AQ and BQ comes down to shape and general maintenance. Hair and hygiene come to mind from personal experience. Had to stop boning my friends roommate bc she had abnormal ass hair. Not like normal on or around her ass either I mean like a thick patch of hair on her lower back area. It was disturbing. One of his other roommates I fooled around with had great tits but nipple hair. And again not like a normal small amount like full on long chest hairs growing out of her nips.
Yeah, they were nice. You know, when you, like, you grab a woman's... you know, the thing, and it's ... And you feel it and ... It feels like a bag of sand when you're touching it.
If you look closely, you can see that they tried airbrushing out his Adam's Apple. No even joking, there is a blurry spot where his Adam's Apple should be.
Use the page-fold indicators to draw together the page, until what appears to be a stand up paddle board riding high upon a crashing ocean wave aligns along the edge of the model’s hand tightly grasping the sunshade...
Well I’m sure nobody vets their material before a session. Perhaps one could argue that one should in this climate, but who has the time? Perhaps tho some are quicker on the draw than others. Men aren’t all the same though, dear. :)
Who the hell masturbates to pictures of women in swimming suits anyways, when it's just as easy to find actual naked women on the internet. Bonus points -because they're naked, no need to guess.
On a serious note, it's probably in everybody's best interest to not indulge their mind's perverted thoughts at the first glance of a woman (or in this case a heavily drugged, photoshopped man) with some skin showing.
It's self control and it's been almost invariably seen as good for you across all proper civilizations since the very beginning, in any facet of life.
This kind of mindset is fading away today, unfortunately.
The body language is not normal. Look at how the back is bent and the stomach sticks out. He's imitating the curve of a woman's spine, but women have an extra bendy spot there which dudes don't have.
I was at a convention and this author whose work I have read since I was a young teenager is putting on a presentation. It's an illustration presentation, he's known for drawing beautiful women and has a lot to say about it.
He's also known for his historical role as being a writer who wrote a long form gay romance title for at least ten years, and has bagfuls of Glad awards and recognition stuff like this.
At about fifteen minutes into the presentation he starts describing the spine and posture of the female body. He says something along the lines of what I just said, "there's an extra bend in the spine here, women can bend differently and it aids in carrying a child."
At this point a whole group of like a dozen or ten sjws with the hair and all, they get up loudly and conduct a rude walkout at his expense, making noises and shit. His history and accolades meant nothing to them. He was speaking truth and they were not having it.
I don't even know the reference and I won't google it, but fuck you, you horny boomer!!!!!
Now explain to me the math behind when this Kathy Ireland had an issue, his age in relevance to the year he posted and I can find out if "horny boomer" works as an insult.
I downvoted because it appears chuck Norris did a giant chuck in her Norris and as a stupid millennial I can see the horrible differences.
If you look at the damage from his norris in her chuck, you can understand why not all chucks are the same. Once in a while you get a norris, but jesus christ dude. This was like when norris met sharknado.
Right, this is a mentally ill person with body dysmorphia that they’re indulging, exploiting and basically preying on to serve their anti-female agenda. Disgusting to everyone involved.
Thanks, I will never lie about my biology, ever.
I may be biologically male but I REFUSE to live life as a man would.
I HATE pedo story hour time and I want it fucking BANNED!
The pedo's need to be jailed too.
I appreciate it and I know some may disagree with me, but I am genuine.
I believe you. Yeah, it's weird, and we need trans-ism to be a very rare thing, or somehow we need to not let our fertility rate crash. It's important that we stop the attention-grabbing victimhood bs aspect of LGBT.
Thank you so much! :)
I appreciate your kindness too.
I have a genuine, severe mental disorder form of gender dysphoria, diagnosed around 2008 by a skeptic psychologist that didn't even believe me, long before this stupid trans madness began, and even my LGB friends at the time thought I was full of shit.
T wasn't even in LGB back then, they didn't want trans people there ironically despite doing it once again.
In a way, I feel alone but TheDonald has been the only place I can speak out without being called a transphobe.
I'm a strong believer my mental condition should be very rare and is dangerous to even consider, I highly disagree with this uptick in Transgenderism and even 'I' want this stupid trend to fucking end.
In South Park fashion, no one should 'ever' want my mental condition, it's not a toy.
I didn't transition for attention or to claim victim status, I chose it because it feels right and literally answers my problems.
Going on Estrogen and reducing my testosterone has cured all of my condition so far, but I refuse to do anything that would be even more dangerous to save maybe a smidge or two of it.
I'd rather get carefully done facial augmentation than a sex change.
Right now, a sex change is literally mutilation and I don't agree with it, but make no mistake, if there ever was a way to do it without having huge problems later on, I would do it.
I also do not wish or want Transgenderism to be a thing, I was born with this and I had the choice to change and I did of my own volition.
Thank you for understanding, I mean it.
I wasn't raised the way these kids were, they disgust me.
Idk about that. the bible crazies used to be all for censorship where they wanted to remove harry potter, pokemon, gta, bully, barbie, and rock music from existence because it was of the devil.. Now the left is all for censorship.
It's more like a party switch. And the evangelicals finally grew some balls and aren't pro censorship anymore.
I meant more they are right when it came more to social issues. Plus when it came to them censoring things they were just annoying about it at worst, at worst I had my evangelical grandma complain about my KISS CD's and my GTA games the left on the other hand is actively burning books and trying to ban anything that's even remotely offensive because they're the one's with actual power. As far as Harry Potter though, the evangelicals were in the right to want it banned because then at least I wouldn't have to hear gay shit like "Trump is like Voldemort and George Soros is Harry" or "Dumbledore would've been proud of Daisy Hogg and Emma Goblin".
Wait it’s actually gone now? LMFAOOOOOO HOLY SHIT! I gotta tell my fam to cancel their subscription. Remember they had the Muslim w the hijab on the cover last year? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 wasn’t “woke” enough I guess!
I'm very lucky to have grown bigger boobs, but Trans people that go on hormones generally have very small boobs where you have to fake it.
My boobs are getting to the point where I have had to upgrade my bras for bigger sizes every three months or so, but my case is very rare.
My boobs have been some of the factors that help me pass very well.
The left are literally destroying everything great about our culture!!!!!! Fuck sports illustrated for giving into the liberal mob! Democrats control espn and all sports coverage now!!!! Fuck them. You guys saw how Woj said fuck you to the senator who emailed him the letter about the nba and the media bending the knee to China
When you can’t even get JK Rowling on your side, you know the left is fucking irredeemably batshit insane. It’s hilarious how the left is cancelling one of their own now. Fucking kek.
Well, all these glamour mags are heavily edited with Photoshop before publication, so I wouldn't be the least surprised to find that the penis bulge was digitally removed.
And the campaign goes on and on to demasculate, feminize and sterilize every young man on the planet. Bill Gates and his globalist pals know that this earth ain’t gonna de-populate itself! Notice how they are going all in after males, especially whites, with their “you don’t have to be a man - being a woman is a lot easier and more desirable” propaganda. A woke approval society neutering. It’s the easiest form of permanent birth control on a societal scale.
Can’t figure out the deal with woke-pseudo-capitalsim business model. It’s not what paying customers want. Marxist woke bullshit tsunamis. It’s like they have insurance to fail at this point and are trying to do so. They’re getting paid somehow.
I'm so glad I went through puberty in 2009-2010. At least then when I was 'finding myself' I didn't have to say "is this a chick" before every 'session' if you know what I mean.
Ironic (and sad?) that the most popular transexual "women" are only so because they are closest to the appearance of real women...
Like... first of all... that idolizes an impossible standard for all gender dysmorphic (AKA "trans") people because they will literally never achieve this.
Secondly (and finally) if this is what you want models to do, why not just hire real women?
Chicks with dicks. Just how the left like their women. 🤮
Remember, there are no chicks with dicks, only dudes with boobs.
This dude has no boobs or butt. He's got a pretty strong jawline though
I've dated women with the smallest boobs. I think they're amazing. Because they are women and they are beautiful.
Have I mentioned that they are literal women?
That matters.
I'm also not into women with fake boobs. Women with fake boobs are women with small boobs with implants. I'd date them with implants but not because they have them.
Couldn't agree more. Adam Carolla said it best on Loveline that the breasts are basically the mounds of potato salad before you dig into the Diablo Sandwich. To me it's like the ass debate- it's more of a question of good or bad not really about size.
Adam said that? He's such a big boob guy! What makes ass or breasts good/bad?
No you're misunderstanding.... he enjoys the potato salad it's just not the main attraction.
For me the AQ and BQ comes down to shape and general maintenance. Hair and hygiene come to mind from personal experience. Had to stop boning my friends roommate bc she had abnormal ass hair. Not like normal on or around her ass either I mean like a thick patch of hair on her lower back area. It was disturbing. One of his other roommates I fooled around with had great tits but nipple hair. And again not like a normal small amount like full on long chest hairs growing out of her nips.
Girls with small boobs give the best bj's, from my experience.
your dating life seems well thought out
id date a dead squirrel
Can confirm. Source - WESTPAC Sailor 26 years, second home was the Philippines.
How do you know if they are fake boobs or real boobs?
If you can touch them they are real.
This is bugman thinking. Real = made by God and not a degenerate surgeon.
Plastic surgery is not degenerate. Every Trump woman has it.
If it's good enough for the Don, it's good enough for me
also lefties reeeeeeeee at boob jobs. Chrissy Tiegen took hers out for woke points, now all John Legend has is no curves, all edges
I prefer real over fake any day.
And yes, you can can tell whats real and whats not.
It's just a joke.
Yeah, they were nice. You know, when you, like, you grab a woman's... you know, the thing, and it's ... And you feel it and ... It feels like a bag of sand when you're touching it.
Ahh I miss the old Steve Carell. The one whose political opinions weren’t out there. Also he used to be funnier.
No abbs. For a dude, Which he is.
Photoshopped to maximize psy-op
It must be difficult to work in NYC media as a man. What dude would go to work that produces this stuff?
And there is no womb in that stomach. No offspring cultivating apparatus.
Maybe a couple of Burritos
and fudge
Yeah - that womb bulge feels like home. Hottest part of a woman.... Unless you don't like women.
If you look closely, you can see that they tried airbrushing out his Adam's Apple. No even joking, there is a blurry spot where his Adam's Apple should be.
Ok not only are you right, but that is the weakest airbrush ever to make it on a national magazine.
Clone tool + blur + blur more = SI covergirl
Woke and incompetent is a common combination.
You took one for the team, I'm not looking that close.
*American Dad theme plays...
His name is Robert Paulson
Bob? The first man to be on the cover of sports illustrated swimsuit edition is named "Bob"?
Yes, the most succulent breast you can cry yourself a happy face.
well, this swimsuit gender bender bob also is causing quite a bit of mayhem #ProjectMayhem
You're not suppose to talk about it
Bob had bitch tits.
Lmao.
Nice Fight Club reference!
“That’s a man, baby, yeah!” -Austin Powers
Dorks Illustrated
👌🏻
I think they are measuring the entire bulgva
Spez to a 12 year old boy, "Just spend 7 minutes in a closet with me, I promise it will get you on the cover of Sports Illustrated someday."
The real story.
It's like we're twins.
12 inches around maybe
Basically any company that does this has a Pedophile CEO that has ties to the swamp. Common pattern. Then the stocks drop.
https://youtu.be/sVpnV5ao7h4
NOW WITH A SURPRISE IN EVERY ISSUE!
Like a pop up ad?
Maybe something like an old MAD magazine fold-in:
—/——————————————————/——
Help exfoliate with beta hydroxy acids, or bhas,
a direct way to sluff off skin flakes and get sick.
—/——————————————————/——
On an iPhone this says Heor bh a det sick
Use the page-fold indicators to draw together the page, until what appears to be a stand up paddle board riding high upon a crashing ocean wave aligns along the edge of the model’s hand tightly grasping the sunshade...
Yes I am familiar with this haha. My phone breaks the formatting.
"Shwing! The quicker dicker upper!"
Just need to let you guys know you made me spew water out my nose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPumsKqIeBA
I'll take your word for it
Not even trying
I had never read that before - funny stuff: https://www.si.com/mlb/2014/10/15/curious-case-sidd-finch
Great read. Thanks!
Damn but I miss the 80's.
K3K
That's a man, baby!
Ha you already fapped.
GAAAY
Is it gay if you didn't know?
This stuff will turn you into a god damn sexual tyrannosaurus! Just like me.
Ohhhhhhhhhhh, now I'm jealous.
I ain't got time to bleed.
The mtv shirt from when they actually played videos 😂
User name checks out.
That's a real nasty habit you've got there.
Only to everyone else that did know, and that’s all that matters lol
That's how they get ya
Not only is it gay, it's double gay.
Is it gay if you get waxed off by a clone of yourself?
I think it's Masturbation with Additional Steps.
...yes, on the basis that a clone of you is:
A man
Not you, in any way that matters
What if it’s me from a parallel universe?
What if, rather than a clone, you encounter yourself in a different time using a time machine? Would a BJ be more like masturbation?
The answer to both you and u/S0yboybetacuck is the same. If you're not actively sharing a consciousness, it's not you, plain and simple.
Mathematically, it's exactly as gay as a Dutch Rudder.
Not gonna google that
The more important question is how old is the clone?
Do you like fish sticks?
hurl
kek
Men masturbate 'that' easily?
When your young....yes but as you get older you get more control of yourself
I can go 4 months or more without it.
I’ve done it for less.
you have no idea
Likely true lol
Well I’m sure nobody vets their material before a session. Perhaps one could argue that one should in this climate, but who has the time? Perhaps tho some are quicker on the draw than others. Men aren’t all the same though, dear. :)
Who the hell masturbates to pictures of women in swimming suits anyways, when it's just as easy to find actual naked women on the internet. Bonus points -because they're naked, no need to guess.
Mystery is a turn on. Why else does lingerie exist? It accentuates women’s features.
I know men are different but they masturbate so much lol
Or mayhaps women masturbate too little. All a matter of perspective lol
I work customer service and I see plenty of adult purchases on accounts by women.
🤐
Lol
Unfortunately, this is td.win where you can rely on getting real news.
It’s a dude, man.
Always check before you wank. Saves a lot of embarrassment.
On a serious note, it's probably in everybody's best interest to not indulge their mind's perverted thoughts at the first glance of a woman (or in this case a heavily drugged, photoshopped man) with some skin showing.
It's self control and it's been almost invariably seen as good for you across all proper civilizations since the very beginning, in any facet of life.
This kind of mindset is fading away today, unfortunately.
Jerking off is healthy.
Should do it every day.
Nah, can't agree with you on this one.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Just trying to help.
In all seriousness, this is getting into scary territory where you can't even tell at first glance.
Photo editing software can do amazing things.
A quick look at that jawline told me everything I needed to know.
Lol, I have had so many guys wank off to me and actually admit to it. It's weird, but, it happens.
That’s the thing though - you can’t see the width of the shoulders, or the hips at all in this picture. They’re doing their absolute best to obfuscate
They hate themselves and they try to hide who they really are.
It's common actually, some real women have very wide shoulders and it's often obscured.
At least we can agree which ones are really women
We have common ground :)
The body language is not normal. Look at how the back is bent and the stomach sticks out. He's imitating the curve of a woman's spine, but women have an extra bendy spot there which dudes don't have.
man = stiff
woman = extra bendy
only 2 genders
Okay here's a brief true story.
I was at a convention and this author whose work I have read since I was a young teenager is putting on a presentation. It's an illustration presentation, he's known for drawing beautiful women and has a lot to say about it.
He's also known for his historical role as being a writer who wrote a long form gay romance title for at least ten years, and has bagfuls of Glad awards and recognition stuff like this.
At about fifteen minutes into the presentation he starts describing the spine and posture of the female body. He says something along the lines of what I just said, "there's an extra bend in the spine here, women can bend differently and it aids in carrying a child."
At this point a whole group of like a dozen or ten sjws with the hair and all, they get up loudly and conduct a rude walkout at his expense, making noises and shit. His history and accolades meant nothing to them. He was speaking truth and they were not having it.
So those SJWs were self-deporting? That's good, I guess.
"You see, son, a man has hard parts and a lady... well her parts are soft."
I'm no chiropractor, but that's clearly a dude with lumbar hyperlordosis.
And the dick too.
😂😂😂
What did you think Oscar Meyer was referencing?
Stop. You've got me wheezing like I got the WuFlu. 😂
Well, me personally, the "woman" on cover the cover is so flat and tan, I thought she sort of resembled a giant hotdog in a bikini.
Lol, even I can spot them so easily.
First thought was that xie is shaped just like a curved frank.
I’m not going to miss the men in bikinis issue.
I think it’s a BOY! Teenager?
SI died years ago. Nobody cares anymore
The swimsuit edition died with free internet pornography.
Amen....SI died after Kathy Ireland retired
It died when they put that airbrushed land whale in it.
Took ESPN with them.
Whatever subscribers they had left, they're likely to lose now.
That's a man.
That sir is no man. That's a boy who doesn't know one of the most basic things in the world. And he's definitely not a woman.
It’s a shame, man.
Very well said.
I read the title as "S'long Swimsuit Issue."
Look at his stomach, if you can. That's not at all what a thin woman looks like.
Gross.
Those luscious titties didn't sell you first?
vomit.jpg
Finkle is Einhorn, Einhorn is Finkle...
How does this shit make it to the mainstream?
Not just a few years ago, this was seen as aberrant.
Did the shitstains on Twitter cause this degeneracy?
Are we moving towards letting little boys be defiled in public.
I think yes. Look at Desmond the Magnificent. ABC pimped his ass out with Michael Strahan, the big NFL star, leading the way
Maybe welfare is a large part of the issue. The public at large is paying these people to do this stuff.
We're also paying for thug culture and muslim guys with 3 wives. White people fund all that to the tune of trillions per year.
👆 Everyone stop scrolling and read this! 👆
Submit this as a separate post!
Yeah, yeah, and yes.
As thorough as is possibly needed
Karl Marx and "the slow march through the institutions". You are nearing the end of the march.
Oy vey!
Kate Upton made me a man.
She is hot. My naughty bits tingle when I see pictures of her.
Kathy Ireland. Man what a throwback. 😍
I was 12 when that issue came out....what a summer.
I don't even know the reference and I won't google it, but fuck you, you horny boomer!!!!!
Now explain to me the math behind when this Kathy Ireland had an issue, his age in relevance to the year he posted and I can find out if "horny boomer" works as an insult.
If you want math, little boy me fell in love with Peggy Fleming before there was a swimsuit edition.
Downvoted for no mention of Elle MacPhearson.
On the topic of Billy Joel's exes, Christie Brinkley's SI.
I downvoted because it appears chuck Norris did a giant chuck in her Norris and as a stupid millennial I can see the horrible differences.
If you look at the damage from his norris in her chuck, you can understand why not all chucks are the same. Once in a while you get a norris, but jesus christ dude. This was like when norris met sharknado.
Which is why Brinkley has never been the same.
My dad had the Cheryl Tiegs one back in the day.
They cut the crotch off in the pic. The old SI swimsuit issues were all crotch and boobs
PENIS
I'm an expert. Trust me.
I think he had the chop
New rule for SI - No alterations.
Nope, perhaps you should study anatomy?
This is the nail in the coffin.
A phallus-shaped nail.
Lets go back thirty years. No social media. No propaganda machines, and let's try again. I'll take dial up internet over this.
The Dick In The Box
And against heterosexual makes. Next issue: trans woman legs wide spread.
"How you dare not to get turn on by that gorgeous woman, you bigot!"
Right, this is a mentally ill person with body dysmorphia that they’re indulging, exploiting and basically preying on to serve their anti-female agenda. Disgusting to everyone involved.
I'm so tired of leftists...
I'm so fucking tired of leftists...
I'm so fucking tired of leftists...
I'm so fucking tired of leftists...
I'm SOOOOOOOOO FUUUUUUUUUCKING TIIIIIIRED of leftists...!
Soros
They had women in garbage bags on the beach too
So hot.
It must be so hot for them inside those bags.
Smells like hot garbage in the literal sense.
Is this a dude. Omg.
I’m a woman. Men should have their SI swimsuit edition and just be able to look at women. This is ridiculous.
I'm Transgender Female and even I find this ri'dic'ulous.
So a dude
Yes.
Have an uptrump for having the balls to say yes.
I mean it.
We welcome trans pedes. Just don't do that story hour shit.
Thanks, I will never lie about my biology, ever. I may be biologically male but I REFUSE to live life as a man would. I HATE pedo story hour time and I want it fucking BANNED! The pedo's need to be jailed too.
I appreciate it and I know some may disagree with me, but I am genuine.
I believe you. Yeah, it's weird, and we need trans-ism to be a very rare thing, or somehow we need to not let our fertility rate crash. It's important that we stop the attention-grabbing victimhood bs aspect of LGBT.
Thank you for being with us!
Thank you so much! :) I appreciate your kindness too.
I have a genuine, severe mental disorder form of gender dysphoria, diagnosed around 2008 by a skeptic psychologist that didn't even believe me, long before this stupid trans madness began, and even my LGB friends at the time thought I was full of shit. T wasn't even in LGB back then, they didn't want trans people there ironically despite doing it once again. In a way, I feel alone but TheDonald has been the only place I can speak out without being called a transphobe.
I'm a strong believer my mental condition should be very rare and is dangerous to even consider, I highly disagree with this uptick in Transgenderism and even 'I' want this stupid trend to fucking end. In South Park fashion, no one should 'ever' want my mental condition, it's not a toy.
I didn't transition for attention or to claim victim status, I chose it because it feels right and literally answers my problems. Going on Estrogen and reducing my testosterone has cured all of my condition so far, but I refuse to do anything that would be even more dangerous to save maybe a smidge or two of it. I'd rather get carefully done facial augmentation than a sex change. Right now, a sex change is literally mutilation and I don't agree with it, but make no mistake, if there ever was a way to do it without having huge problems later on, I would do it.
I also do not wish or want Transgenderism to be a thing, I was born with this and I had the choice to change and I did of my own volition.
Thank you for understanding, I mean it. I wasn't raised the way these kids were, they disgust me.
"We're not forcing this stuff on anybody, mind your own business!"
"Kids won't be exposed to this, stop being such a pearl clutcher!"
"What happens in the bedroom between two consenting adults is private! There's no "slippery slope", that's paranoia!"
"There's no gay agenda!"
All lies. Complete and utter lies.
Part of being an adult is realizing that the Evangelical bible thumping Christians of the 2000s were right all along.
Idk about that. the bible crazies used to be all for censorship where they wanted to remove harry potter, pokemon, gta, bully, barbie, and rock music from existence because it was of the devil.. Now the left is all for censorship.
It's more like a party switch. And the evangelicals finally grew some balls and aren't pro censorship anymore.
I meant more they are right when it came more to social issues. Plus when it came to them censoring things they were just annoying about it at worst, at worst I had my evangelical grandma complain about my KISS CD's and my GTA games the left on the other hand is actively burning books and trying to ban anything that's even remotely offensive because they're the one's with actual power. As far as Harry Potter though, the evangelicals were in the right to want it banned because then at least I wouldn't have to hear gay shit like "Trump is like Voldemort and George Soros is Harry" or "Dumbledore would've been proud of Daisy Hogg and Emma Goblin".
You misspelled 1730's.
" Valentina Sampaio is making history as the first transgender model to appear in Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Issue. "
They always want to make history, because they know what they do is completely worthless.
Big fax
Wokey-wokey.
Michelle Obama's Brazilian cousin
Wait it’s actually gone now? LMFAOOOOOO HOLY SHIT! I gotta tell my fam to cancel their subscription. Remember they had the Muslim w the hijab on the cover last year? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 wasn’t “woke” enough I guess!
Lmao looked like one. Update: they have a tranny posing this year w a see through shirt.... wtf
I agree, women do this too to hide imperfections.
That's a man baby.
Can’t hide them hips and that jawline baby.
Those big ole titties are a dead giveaway too.....
I'm very lucky to have grown bigger boobs, but Trans people that go on hormones generally have very small boobs where you have to fake it. My boobs are getting to the point where I have had to upgrade my bras for bigger sizes every three months or so, but my case is very rare. My boobs have been some of the factors that help me pass very well.
As a small chested woman, I gotta say I'm a little jealous that guys can grow boobs with those meds.
Lol, you aren't the first woman to tell me that. I've had other women say I am lucky to have such a chest lol
I can’t believe they downvoted any comment about bigger boobs. Come on, guys! Boobs are boobs!
Upvoting you because boobs.
You guys are so easy lol But yes, I have had quite a chest growth, it surprised me too as my doctor told me it's rare to get big breasts.
Never been into sports but I used to occasionally check out the swimsuit issue.
I’m not a big fan of dicks so I guess I’m out.
The left are literally destroying everything great about our culture!!!!!! Fuck sports illustrated for giving into the liberal mob! Democrats control espn and all sports coverage now!!!! Fuck them. You guys saw how Woj said fuck you to the senator who emailed him the letter about the nba and the media bending the knee to China
When you can’t even get JK Rowling on your side, you know the left is fucking irredeemably batshit insane. It’s hilarious how the left is cancelling one of their own now. Fucking kek.
No heterosexual male wants to see this.
I honestly can't tell it's a guy from this pic, but still...so stupid.
They probably photoshopped his fucking throat
Well, you noticed right where they cut the photo... Right above the crotch, cause you know, that would like ruin the illusion.
I saw another view (crotch) of him in another link and it looks like he had the surgery. Unless they completely airbrushed that out
Well, all these glamour mags are heavily edited with Photoshop before publication, so I wouldn't be the least surprised to find that the penis bulge was digitally removed.
the actual original photo is not cropped like OP did to this post's image.
you need to spend sometime on insta looking at girls or just stare at your wife a few hours
There's several dead giveaways dude (doesn't) looks like a lady
And the campaign goes on and on to demasculate, feminize and sterilize every young man on the planet. Bill Gates and his globalist pals know that this earth ain’t gonna de-populate itself! Notice how they are going all in after males, especially whites, with their “you don’t have to be a man - being a woman is a lot easier and more desirable” propaganda. A woke approval society neutering. It’s the easiest form of permanent birth control on a societal scale.
Can’t figure out the deal with woke-pseudo-capitalsim business model. It’s not what paying customers want. Marxist woke bullshit tsunamis. It’s like they have insurance to fail at this point and are trying to do so. They’re getting paid somehow.
They put a chick with a dick on the cover. I saw this at a news stand, and vomited all over their entire stock. (I plan to do that all over town...)
These people have fucking lost it. This clown world is a nightmare.
Jesus wept.
Nice try Cuck Illustrated.
I always wanted a hot girlfriend with a dick- said no one ever.
I prefer my hot girlfriend without a giant schlong.
What kind of pot-bellied goblins are running SI these days??? Ones that are under some sort of demon-spell it would appear.
I'm so glad I went through puberty in 2009-2010. At least then when I was 'finding myself' I didn't have to say "is this a chick" before every 'session' if you know what I mean.
You're young and lucky. I had JC Penney catalogs and the bra ads in the Sunday paper inserts. I'm glad I'm not in puberty today.
No straight man wants to see this.
It’s literally fucking disgusting. That’s a man, baby
That’s a man in a bikini. I’m out.
my eyes!!!
Who is this?
Not even close to the first.
With woketards, it's always the first whatever.
Thanks
A dude
Gross
GROSS
Imagine a world where the babe posted in the janitor’s closet has a penis. Welcome to your dystopian future.
Fucking insult to real woman!!!
Ironic (and sad?) that the most popular transexual "women" are only so because they are closest to the appearance of real women...
Like... first of all... that idolizes an impossible standard for all gender dysmorphic (AKA "trans") people because they will literally never achieve this.
Secondly (and finally) if this is what you want models to do, why not just hire real women?
They are only feminists if it's for men (dressed as women)
And that’s a dude.