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MythArcana 47 points ago +47 / -0

If you haven't abandoned sports yet, this would be a very opportune moment to start.

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 14 points ago +14 / -0

The NHL doesn’t seem completely cucked as far as I’m aware. I’m always down for a good hockey donnybrook.

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rangers24 12 points ago +13 / -1

Hockey will be okay. Hockey players overall are very conservative

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letsgogogo 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wonder why that would be?

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rangers24 11 points ago +11 / -0

I think it’s because it’s a physically and mentally demanding sport, that preaches being responsible and accountable for your actions. Community service is a huge off ice aspect and coaches care about forming young boys into men.

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Pappy_Gunn 9 points ago +9 / -0

It's because if some fuck starts fucking around with your jock when you are in front of the net and the ref doesnt call the penalty, you drop the gloves and punch the assholes face in . Any questions?

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MLGS 3 points ago +3 / -0

The players regulate behavior by occasionally punching each other's teeth out and shooting 100 mph hunks of frozen rubber at each other. Baseball still has beanballs, but entryism will have baseball players wearing Black Lives Matter patches on their jerseys within a couple years.

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 2 points ago +2 / -0

“You can pick the hand I beat the fuck outta you with!”

-Shawn Thornton

Yeah, I think they’ll be ok.

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rangers24 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shawn Thornton’s a goldmine for chirps

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 3 points ago +3 / -0

How much you wanna bet their new arena gets protested for toxic masculinity, but also white supremacy because it’s misty white guys playing?

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Shitposter69 3 points ago +3 / -0

As long as the gloves get dropped on occasion I'm cool with it

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Biden2032 5 points ago +6 / -1

Grown men running around chasing after balls is asinine anyway.

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Pappy_Gunn 2 points ago +2 / -0

A puck is different. You want the puck? How bad do want it? Punk?

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labajada 3 points ago +4 / -1

I participate in sports. Well, I lift weights and endurance hike, i'm 50.

Favorite sports interest; warning not Sportsball: The X-Alps

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