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bgovern 11 points ago +11 / -0

Schwinge tief, süßer Streitwagen....

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labajada 14 points ago +14 / -0

A moose once bit my sister....

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booblitchutz 9 points ago +9 / -0

Mind you.. a moose bite can be pretty nasty

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Destineed369 4 points ago +4 / -0

Aren’t moose responsible for more attacks on humans than polar bears?

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arebee 10 points ago +10 / -0

Well I’d expect moose to attack humans but would you really think a moose would chase after and attack a polar bear?

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MrTrumpsWildRide 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's a handsome woman. Nice big handsome womanly chin. Good deep strong feminine voice.

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Long_time_lurker 9 points ago +9 / -0

Nah, you have to go back to before January 20, 2009 at the very least...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_inauguration_of_Barack_Obama

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Long_time_lurker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, I'm just saying the last no-HONK was pre-Obama, not that there was no HONK during Bush.

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undepressor 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’m pretty sure that Mankind ate of the Apple and God simply spaketh, “Let there be Honk.” And there was Honk. And it was terrible.

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RIB4ever 6 points ago +6 / -0

HFS, at this point it's "Seconds without honk: 0"

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MrTrumpsWildRide 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just when you thought you'd seen peak honk, the left go and do something like this... AND TOTALLY BECLOWN THEMSELVES!

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MythArcana 47 points ago +47 / -0

If you haven't abandoned sports yet, this would be a very opportune moment to start.

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 14 points ago +14 / -0

The NHL doesn’t seem completely cucked as far as I’m aware. I’m always down for a good hockey donnybrook.

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rangers24 12 points ago +13 / -1

Hockey will be okay. Hockey players overall are very conservative

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letsgogogo 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wonder why that would be?

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rangers24 11 points ago +11 / -0

I think it’s because it’s a physically and mentally demanding sport, that preaches being responsible and accountable for your actions. Community service is a huge off ice aspect and coaches care about forming young boys into men.

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Pappy_Gunn 9 points ago +9 / -0

It's because if some fuck starts fucking around with your jock when you are in front of the net and the ref doesnt call the penalty, you drop the gloves and punch the assholes face in . Any questions?

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MLGS 3 points ago +3 / -0

The players regulate behavior by occasionally punching each other's teeth out and shooting 100 mph hunks of frozen rubber at each other. Baseball still has beanballs, but entryism will have baseball players wearing Black Lives Matter patches on their jerseys within a couple years.

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 2 points ago +2 / -0

“You can pick the hand I beat the fuck outta you with!”

-Shawn Thornton

Yeah, I think they’ll be ok.

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rangers24 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shawn Thornton’s a goldmine for chirps

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 3 points ago +3 / -0

How much you wanna bet their new arena gets protested for toxic masculinity, but also white supremacy because it’s misty white guys playing?

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Shitposter69 3 points ago +3 / -0

As long as the gloves get dropped on occasion I'm cool with it

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Biden2032 5 points ago +6 / -1

Grown men running around chasing after balls is asinine anyway.

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Pappy_Gunn 2 points ago +2 / -0

A puck is different. You want the puck? How bad do want it? Punk?

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labajada 3 points ago +4 / -1

I participate in sports. Well, I lift weights and endurance hike, i'm 50.

Favorite sports interest; warning not Sportsball: The X-Alps

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Toughsky_Shitsky 34 points ago +34 / -0

What is sporting about a mentally ill man in a bikini?

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workinating 24 points ago +24 / -0

It's a competition to see who can sell the least amount of magazines.

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LeftistsAreInsane 6 points ago +6 / -0

Either that or the most amount of barf bags.

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wavearsenal333 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hehehehe!

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dxso 33 points ago +33 / -0

Cant wait for the bankruptcy

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wavearsenal333 18 points ago +18 / -0

I can't believe theyre still selling fucking magazines

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LeftistsAreInsane 13 points ago +13 / -0

And HIV.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 12 points ago +12 / -0

And suicide, and drug abuse.

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bobobob 9 points ago +9 / -0

A lot of them were also abused as kids. Maybe that's why the pedocrats support them so much.

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Redditiscucked2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Multiple studies and 3 meta studies i am aware if show that lgbt have been abused at rates ranging from 2x to 22x more than heterosexuals

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Justhalftheshaft 17 points ago +17 / -0

They’re going to need to buy so many issues of their own magazine to make it seem like it didn’t tank.

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ForHumans 15 points ago +15 / -0

Are all these companies getting their market data from twitter users or something? How stupid are they

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UpTrump 12 points ago +12 / -0

Everyone cancel SI if you still have it

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Thehumancentipede 12 points ago +12 / -0

This timeline actually sucks.

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Filo76 11 points ago +11 / -0

I just threw up my dinner.

Trans people are mentally ill. This isn’t debatable this is fact. And these companies supporting this illness will cause it to be worse in the long wrong.

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Necrovoter 14 points ago +14 / -0

A Brazilian child Psychologist/Groomer "diagnosed" Valentino at age 10 as being female. It took a couple years of brainwashing him before he started calling himself "Valentina".

Instead of helping cure mentally ill people, we have a profession that is creating them.

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LeftistsAreInsane 8 points ago +8 / -0

In honor of all the poor, unfortunate souls who already rubbed one out to the stunning "woman" with a cleft chin, I provide you with this small condolence, courtesy of Quagmire:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zq4HWl2NL_s

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aloha_snackbar22 7 points ago +7 / -0

Didn't they start including like 300+lb land whales too?

This is just natural progression.

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fucktheleft 7 points ago +7 / -0

So much for sports. It just won't stop. This pretty much does it. Good night sweet prince.

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IFIFIF 6 points ago +6 / -0

PA SEC OF HEALTH???

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johnbillaby 5 points ago +5 / -0

Do they already have men with dicks in there? If they're still not doing that, I don't know how they'd imagine that this would be good for business.

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rossagesausage 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gross.

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ogdonald 3 points ago +3 / -0

Press H to honk respect.

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MisterGuapo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Their biggest selling magazine and they chose to tank it with that decision. Idiots.

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prawnexodus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lmao this one really got me while out and about in public. Thank you.

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2020KAG45 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trannies are fucking disgusting what kind of retarded faggot would think that a tranny is good looking?

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booblitchutz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Will there be a shot of his bepis?

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cbonez416 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hahah so stunning and brave it's off the charts hahhah

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alienjesus 1 point ago +2 / -1

So gross

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Bigpoppatrump420 1 point ago +1 / -0

When we gonna see fuckin amputees and midgets. Nothing is too far.

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HeavenPiercingMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Cancel attractive women modeling because men like it. Wait, don't kill it, just remove the women and put a cross dressing man. That will show these straight males! JERK OFF TO THE TROON, BIGOT."

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RogueLeaderX 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do they NOT like making money?

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Racerx719 1 point ago +1 / -0

When clown world?

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BirthHole 1 point ago +1 / -0

You're not even allowed to enjoy sports now unless you are a democrat.

The DNC cant leave anything alone. Everything must be politicized to hell.

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Boruzu 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank you, Womb_Raider3

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swimjim 1 point ago +1 / -0

Make the graph look like a boner and you've got a top kek meme.

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bixnood 1 point ago +1 / -0

Won't be looking at one of them anytime soon.

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Mehockmehogan 1 point ago +2 / -1

When the NFL started wearing pink you knew this was not far away.

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Chopblock 1 point ago +1 / -0

Leftys: ‘XHE’S COMPORTING TO HETERONORMALIZED CIS-STANDARDIZED BODY APPROPRIATIONS IN AN ABLIST MICRO-AGGRANDIZEMENT!!!!’

My valve is threatening to close!

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Vegas_red 1 point ago +1 / -0

Isn’t this the second? First cover?

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Go, strong woman, go!

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Ma5e 1 point ago +1 / -0

False. No I am not