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plaaaa 427 points ago +428 / -1

"We just enjoy naming our 2000X over priced items the exact same umcommon individual names as missing children"

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throwaway-5947375959 322 points ago +322 / -0

I'm amazed by the speed with which Wayfair were able to thoroughly investigate their thousands of global third party vendors and confirm that not a single one of them has been using catalogue items as proxies for moving illicit merchandise. I mean the whole investigation took less than 24 hours. With that kind of efficiency, we should place Wayfair in charge of criminal investigations for the entire country!

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Wankerton 95 points ago +95 / -0

I swear I could have gotten a Slice of pizza for only a few grand.

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 65 points ago +66 / -1

BREAKING NEWS

SOROS FUNDS WAYFAIRE

SAUCE

https://kekpe.pe/i/5f099ea1088e2.jpeg

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analog_shitposter 10 points ago +11 / -1

Eh kind of a stretch, those are corporate bonds

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MLGS 65 points ago +65 / -0

Hell, they did it faster than Comey's FBI went over several hundred thousand emails.

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havax 54 points ago +54 / -0

yeah right? i always thought it was amazing how it took them almost a year to go through 30,000 emails, and then all of a sudden go through 650,000 emails in a week and be like, naw man, everything's good here. thumbs up, bruh.

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Forgototherpassword 29 points ago +29 / -0

It's 'cause they didn't. Of course there was "a technical glitch" that prevented full comparison. Strzok and 2 other agents only looked at 3077. But that's not what Comey said.

But wait, there's more!

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OneOfMany_MAGA 15 points ago +15 / -0

Faster than Notre Dame burning was declared to be not arson, while the building was still actively aflame.

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DaoDeDickinson 10 points ago +10 / -0

Too true

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the-new-style 56 points ago +57 / -1

"We know it's not kids because that's how we ship drugs"

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TNpedefosho 19 points ago +19 / -0

Couldn’t we have a journalist buy one and see what it is? No wait, that’s asking them to do some good

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 10 points ago +13 / -3

It's pretty common that those overpriced books on Amason are simply controlled by bots and they get set like that by accident. I believe it is a case of the bot setting the price against another bot, and they keep going up a penny or two. It's been around for a long time, randomly overpriced books.

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Herecomedatpresident 13 points ago +13 / -0

I totally believe you because there are so many weirdly overpriced things on Amazon. So I'm not trying to be argumentative. But why would the bot go UP a penny?

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xopi 3 points ago +6 / -3

I used to do e-commerce websites a long time ago. There are several explanations for something randomly being insanely overpriced.

Placeholder prices. Sometimes something like $9,999.99 is just a placeholder price. No one notices it because it's not a popular item to begin with, and a few yearly price increases where you just increase all prices by x%, and that placeholder number is now $10,825.42 or some other weird looking number.

Actual typos. Not all companies have nice excel spreadsheets with SKU and prices that have been checked by dozens of people. Sometimes it's printed or otherwise in a format that either has to be manually entered or run through ocr software. Forget a decimal point or accidentally mistype a SKU and it's very easy to see something at a crazy price. Anyone who has used ocr software knows that it's maybe 95% accurate on a good day. $333.00 can easily become $83800 for example. Sure it's easy to notice a mistake if your inventory has 50 items. On a site with tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands, that mistake may possibly never be noticed. Especially if it's a very niche item to begin with. Even now I'm sure there are countless product pages on Amazon, eBay, and the like with exactly 0 actual human views

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plaaaa 18 points ago +22 / -4

It seems the names could be a customization glitch. You could enter any name and it will jack up the price.

I'm sorry but I don't want to be Bubba whatever his name. I think this needs more investigation now.

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IncredibleMrE1 77 points ago +78 / -1

Hijacking top comment.

Something about this has just seemed eerily familiar... I couldn't place it. Now I remember.

Wikileaks. Podesta 🍕 handkerchief email. Kate forgot to inquire about the "pillows" that were purchased. https://thedonald.win/p/GIc36wMr/

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sun_wolf 38 points ago +39 / -1

So part of Pizzagate is that these pizza shops owned by these crooked politicians are actually fronts for child trafficking and child porn. Back in the day, people found a secret page on the Comet Ping Pong site with loads of password-protected files. These files were very large and the consensus was they were videos. That led people to think that the pizza shops were being used as fronts for the distribution and rental of child porn. Pedophile knows the codes, orders what he wants, gets a receipt. Receipt has passwords to the videos he purchased. Money is laundered through purchase orders for the pizza shop, which would be very hard for the IRS or DOJ to verify. Then the pizza shops in the major urban centers (D.C., etc.) are also probably producing the videos too. This explains a lot of the Comet Ping Pong social media pictures and comments. Then right around this time that paid crisis actor went into Comet and fired one shot, into the hard drive. Outside, all the D.C. cameras were conveniently turned off or facing the other direction that day, like Epstein before Epstein. Then Hillary Clinton got on the news and “debunked” Pizzagate, creating the phrase “FAKE NEWS”. This story is then picked up and immediately distributed around the world within days (hours), to every broadcaster, and every one of them, left and right, is in absolute lockstep with the narrative: “Pizzagate is FAKE NEWS”. If people think this mask nonsense is bizarrely accepted, this was even more so. ZERO ALTERNATIVE VIEWS ON PIZZAGATE WERE ALLOWED TO BE HEARD ON ANY MEDIA PLATFORM RIGHT FROM THE START.

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workinating 3 points ago +3 / -0

Isn't Cuckerson Pooper that actor who reads his script on CNN?

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 12 points ago +12 / -0

These animals need to fucking hang.

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plaaaa 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yes and the beanie babies. But my instinct is telling me to walk back or wait on this. I changed my mind.

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mintyfresh 39 points ago +40 / -1

How Beria of them.

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Magatronic 11 points ago +11 / -0

Ok got me. Who’s Beria?

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shortermemory 18 points ago +18 / -0

Beria was the one guy that even scared Stalin.

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DefaultFreedom 2 points ago +7 / -5

Not OP, but probably this, but even this kinda defeats the narrative.

wayfair.com/Ivy-Bronxs-Berea-Collection-X879246.html

https://www.cleveland19.com/2020/01/13/missing-berea-teen-found-by-police-after-two-day-search/

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disqus11 7 points ago +7 / -0

those all have normal prices, its the cabinets, pillows etc.. that are priced like 20k each, are all identical except the name.

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BladderBeerPoopin 8 points ago +9 / -1

At least I got a gardener, nanny and new dope dealer that speaks farsi as well as a shitty office chair out of the deal. Free delivery!

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heist 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't forget your free coordinates to Pedo Island with every purchase over $10,000