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Miserable_company 270 points ago +272 / -2

Those pizza parties are expensive, bro! When a cabinet costs 15k, and a pillow 10k, what’s a guy to do?

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HEXEN 136 points ago +145 / -9

Buy a $6 rotisserie chicken from Sams Club and fuck that instead.

He can "act" like it's a child.

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Miserable_company 128 points ago +129 / -1

Ew. I didn’t actually want an answer

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HEXEN 54 points ago +57 / -3

Sorry mate, you asked.

Now watch Goodfellas and The Untouchables with that image.

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KuhlooKuhlay 11 points ago +12 / -1

Might make Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle more entertaining

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xBigCoffinHunter 6 points ago +6 / -0

I really have to forget a lot to revisit some classics

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WU_HAN_FRU 5 points ago +5 / -0

The Deer Hunter. "This is this."

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CelesteD 7 points ago +7 / -0

Grotisserie Chicken. I didn't need the image either.

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KekistanPM 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just think: if we can come up with replies like that and mean it totally facetiously...imagine how deep in the gutter the minds of leftists really are and what they'd actually do.

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minotaurbeach 16 points ago +17 / -1

you left out the part where he gets to drown it in the pool after

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ohamitired 4 points ago +4 / -0

damn!

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PianoPede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Holy shit

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RyanT282 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ngl, those are pretty darn good!

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TrumpCat 3 points ago +4 / -1

LOL!

Then return the chicken to Sam's Club and tell them it smells funny.

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Whimpy13 38 points ago +39 / -1

Debunked by Snoopes. They cry out for 'madre'. /s

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Raindrops1984 21 points ago +21 / -0

Username checks out.

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LLegendary 13 points ago +13 / -0

That shit litterally breaks my heart.....I'd kill some motherfuckers.

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Porkymcpiggington 7 points ago +8 / -1

Wait, what?

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Chick-fill-eh 22 points ago +22 / -0

The world is run by pedophiles. Did you think they were nice about it?

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PepesCovfefe 30 points ago +31 / -1

This guy is such a tool; how did we ever look up to him, especially when he’s a midget?

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StaryHickory 1 point ago +1 / -0

He used to be just a good character to have in movies. Man one of my favorite movies of all time is Heat...if you have not seen it, one of the best heist escape scenes of all time.

But fuck I don't know he went extremist lefty nutjob on us along with the rest of the left. In the 1990s, Democrats could be considered sane. But they all drank their own koolaid over the years and became extremists.

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ohwell316 15 points ago +16 / -1

He convinced me that Jimmy Conway would whip my ass. I was wrong.

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WU_HAN_FRU 10 points ago +10 / -0

We were told (by our TVs) that he was a great actor.

We saw his movies, and saw that much was true.

What is an actor? Someone who pretends to be somebody he's not.

Fictional people in fictional stories portrayed by phonies, in such a way as to make people (especially children and the weak-minded) half-believe it's all real.

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PepesCovfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

All these people are are fantastic liars. That’s what pretending to be someone else is. Why look up to liars?

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WU_HAN_FRU 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good question.

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GulagDweller 7 points ago +7 / -0

We need to be more sympathetic, he needs platform shoes to be tall enough to beat his tranny boyfriend in the face!

I hated the movie "Joker", but did like the scene where Da Niro gets the bullet to da head shot.

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Shakakka99 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'm betting the $10-$15 was just to show you were serious, and after that you got a contact number. The price was probably 10x that.

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Miserable_company 22 points ago +23 / -1

Nah. Being a psychologist, I know people who work with victims of trafficking. 10k is a pretty standard price, though it varies upward of course by age, etc. That price range makes the wayfair thing even more damning.

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Jenfarmer2020 6 points ago +7 / -1

Buy Layfair came out and said that they had no human trafficking so that proves it.

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triggernometry 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did they? Well I'm glad that's settled!

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Shakakka99 3 points ago +3 / -0

10k is a pretty standard price

C'mon. Do the math?

I'd have to abduct 10 girls, feed them, house them, hide them, list them online, find buyers for them, and then HOPE I wasn't somehow discovered, or doxxed or meeting up with FBI agents instead... all to make $100,000?

I know NOTHING about psychology or trafficking, but I know that's not even close to right.

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Metallicity 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm sure the requisitioning, storage, and law-avoidance costs can be reduced on a per-child basis by increasing volume of sales! (this is sarcasm, hopefully it's obvious)

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Miserable_company 1 point ago +2 / -1

All I know is this is what was reported by actual victims. I’m not doing math on it, just relaying on what was said by people in the actual industry who would have had nothing gain from lying in that context.

A little info, typically victims of trafficking aren’t abducted, so much as groomed and mislead, at which they come to the trafficker willingly. That’s why targets are broken households, oversexualized through premature sexual activity, low SES, addicted parents, etc where their values are already a bit twisted. When. they’re there, they are given drugs until they’re addicted and their minds are further twisted enough that most don’t even take opportunities to escape that they are given. It may cost FAR less to keep them than you’re thinking, especially if they’re stacked up like cordwood in very cheap housing, or they’re working with a well-established system of buyers.

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