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Harambe 33 points ago +33 / -0

He's a fuckin' tool. Should be the #1 Trump supporter but his black masters tell him how to act.

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MsAnthropic 14 points ago +14 / -0

Exactly - his background is the typical Trump voter.

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meteorknife 3 points ago +3 / -0

Some people believe he's not the original marshall mathers. That he's been replaced by a clone or dehumanized.

Google "Eminem earlobes clone" to find out more.

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Koalo 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's bullshit lmao. Been debunked multiple times

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DingoDantheTrumpman 26 points ago +26 / -0

I remember when he was legit getting ready to beef with triumph the insult comic dog... shit was hilarious . No one has ever looked as stupid as eminiem at that moment in time.

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lion_streezus 6 points ago +8 / -2

You can only act like an eccentric on coke for so long before you end up Eminem.

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Frunobulax 25 points ago +25 / -0

"And Moby, you can get stomped by Obie You thirty six year old bald headed fag, blow me You don't know me, you're too old, let it go its over"

Marshall is now 47 and a bald-headed fag.

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Super_Kmart 17 points ago +17 / -0

I miss Slim Shady. Marshall however it s a pussy.

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Former_RM2 10 points ago +10 / -0

That song is going to sound really stupid in a few years.

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Myriad 2 points ago +2 / -0

No wait necessary. This is instant-aged milk.

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TrumpsFavorite 10 points ago +10 / -0

LOL what a faggot

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Gold-Eyed-Cat 8 points ago +8 / -0

Em was pictured with Ray (Rachel) Chandler. He raped the toddler. Or ate the baby. He did whatever the Marina Abramović Spirit Cookers told him to do. If they told him to rap about "killing whitey" or "accepting pedos" he'd do it.

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Bigpoppatrump420 7 points ago +7 / -0

Spoiler alert: he's always been a tool from the left. White kid makes it in rap. Not without being placed there he doesn't.

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T-1000 3 points ago +3 / -0

Damn. I thought I was the only one who thought that.

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Koalo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mate have you listened to his earlier stuff? "Went to gym in eighth grade, raped the women's swim team" He's not a tool for the left. The left hate him.

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chez_blunts 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or, "My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge That'll stab you in the head, whether you're a fag or lez Or a homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest Pants or dress, hate fags? The answer's yes"

or "Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert. I ripped her fucking tonsils out and fed her sherbert."

The left hated him.

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Frunobulax 15 points ago +15 / -0

He's 47 and weak so he's worried.

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MrAlwaysRight 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is how Eminem sees himself: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wQjDSlVyGiU

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based_unicorn 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hahaha this is so pathetic! So his songs are just globalist PSAs now?

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goodbeerbetterviews2 5 points ago +5 / -0

This shit is so fucking gay lol

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Brendancs0 4 points ago +4 / -0

Diddlers are always gonna scream and shout.

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suntzu 3 points ago +3 / -0

If I ever gave a fuck, I'd shave my nuts

Tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck

You motherfuckin' chickens ain't brave enough To say the stuff I say, so just tape it shut Shit, half the shit I say, I just make it up To make you mad, so kiss my white naked ass And if it's not a rapper that I make it as I'ma be a fuckin' rapist in a Jason mask

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JesusisKing 3 points ago +3 / -0

Jokes on you for listening to rap

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Apersonofinterest 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pussy.

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Independenceforever 3 points ago +3 / -0

He got his start with Dr. Dre.

Go ask Tupac and Ice Cube what that's all about.

It wasn't just Ren and Eazy E.

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Scumbag-reddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cringe

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sciencebeforegod 3 points ago +3 / -0

He’s a mouthpiece for the Deep State.

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Benghazi1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

My name is Eminem

I got a weak immune system from Valium (Yeah)

And doing drugs my whole life

I almost died from them

now im here to lecture you about safety precautions

I'm being held hostage with secret video footage

you could call it extortion

mic drop

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BlackFlag 2 points ago +2 / -0

Clone replacement Eminem does whatever the fuck Dre tells him to.

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Raindrops1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

If I’m not wearing a mask and he has no interaction with me, but just happens to use the same buggy, then how exactly is the problem that I wasn’t wearing a mask? It seems more of a problem that I wasn’t wearing gloves.

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Peashout 2 points ago +2 / -0

Someone tell Em get isn't over 80 so he has 100% survival rate even if he did get whu flu from a shopping basket

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Shitlord99 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn this guy fell off in every way imaginable.

Not only are his lyrics cucked nowadays, he's made some of the worst music i've heard in the last 5 years.

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DrAugustBalls 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s like something you’d expect to see in a comedy skit about some wussy rapper who writes about SJW nonsense.

Except it’s not.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 2 points ago +2 / -0

He used to be a clever lyricist who could wield a turn of phrase like a Renaissance painter. Now the rhymes are unimaginative and hokey. Anyone could write this nonsense.

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SonOfABaconator 1 point ago +1 / -0

First time I can say that Eminem utterly ruined what was a good song up until he came on.

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chez_blunts 1 point ago +1 / -0

"And it seems like the media immediately points a finger at me So I point one back at 'em, but not the index or pinkie Or the ring or the thumb, it's the one you put up When you don't give a fuck, when you won't just put up With the bullshit they pull, 'cause they full of shit too"

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DrGEOTUS 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dre's inbred looking cock holster, like most rappers, was always a tool of left used to destroy society. His message has always been garbage.

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Aeronomer 1 point ago +1 / -0

I always remember him being a fucking asshole raptard.

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MadRussian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Those therapy sessions really worked out for ol' Slim Shady.