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Match(dot)Com (media.patriots.win) #WALKAWAY
posted ago by BowelSharpton ago by BowelSharpton +986 / -1
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chingchong_bigdong 10 points ago +10 / -0

At least he got a woman interested enough for 5 squares of conversation...

Maybe I should stop opening with, "who is your favorite digimon?"

One day...

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BowelSharpton [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

If this 'patriarchy extermination' BS keeps up, I'll have to change my match short bio from "Deranged Loner" to "soi boi, will grovel on demand".

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chingchong_bigdong 4 points ago +4 / -0

not bad, i might go with "I am slightly above average in China." IF you catch my Tokyo drift πŸ˜πŸ€³πŸ€πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€ΊπŸ’πŸ‘¨β€πŸ¦½

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Your_wifes_boyfriend 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Will simp for a disgusted look in my general direction"

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philandy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just put "engaging" and their lizard brain will short circuit the NPC dialogue. Also, 99% will beta to Netflix and chill instead if you tell them "we should act instead of simply talking about [abclgb]." And remember, no matter what, orange is not your favorite color.

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totheendoftheline 4 points ago +4 / -0

Your mistake is bringing up Digimon instead of Pokemon.

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chingchong_bigdong 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gotta find my Monster Rancher queeeen

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MapleBaconWaffles 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe I should stop opening with, "who is your favorite digimon?"

Well you've got to have some sort of filter. What else could you use?

Maybe the issue is that you aren't capitalizing Digimon.