3457
Found outside of DC. Jokes on them tho, she's been dead for months (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by Formerlurker92 ago by Formerlurker92 +3457 / -0
215 comments
215 comments share save hide report block hide child comments
Comments (215)
sorted by:
You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread.
▲ 15 ▼
– mechdork 15 points ago +16 / -1

So I was lying in bed this morning.. Just woke up and ripped a huge nasty fart. My wife came running in from the kitchen in disgust because I literally stank up the house.

Then I realized... I'm wearing underwear, shorts with a pillow between my legs (helps with hip nerve pain) along with a 1000tc cotton sheet and a quilt on top and I still stank up the house.

Yeah, masks don't fucking work.

permalink save report block reply