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the_sky_is_falling 176 points ago +176 / -0

Fallon was the only one who had him on after he announced he was running in 2016.

It's the one where he played with his hair because everyone claims it's a hair piece.

Because of that, Fallon got attacked so badly by the fellow soy boys of late night tv, that he had to publicly apologise for having Trump on and since then, none of those fucks nor Fallon has ever invited GEOTUS back

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BestTimeToBAlive 165 points ago +165 / -0

I remember that they were furious that Fallon “was humanizing Trump”. Humanizing.

Man, they’re such awful beasts those liberals.

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0bama 84 points ago +84 / -0

I remember Colbert begging Trump to run for president. Hard to find that clip now.

Edit: My bad, it was John Oliver. Those late night cucks all look the same to me.

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ADAM_SCHITT 70 points ago +70 / -0

That british fuck on hbo begged him to run. Colbert had him on his show and said "I love the wall." He hosted SNL during the campaign too. They all loved him until they realized he actually might win.

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ChrisSuperDude 40 points ago +41 / -1

I remember back when I used to read CollegeHumor in 2015 they actually had an article called "Why we should just let Donald Trump be president". Granted it wasn't about policy it was more stuff like "He would be the only president to have competed in WWE" and "We can say we had a president who was in Home Alone". (Also around this time Adam Ruins Everything, who was ran by them was a lot more unbiased and took a more libertarian approach and they had a video making fun of trannies identifying as made up genders) Not even a couple of months later they went full "Orange Man Bad" and coincidentally stopped being funny.

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Seahawks2020 30 points ago +30 / -0

I see your 2015 and raise a 1990.

https://dilbert.com/strip/1990-02-14

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AslanFan 4 points ago +4 / -0

KEK!

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jennyfrutex 4 points ago +4 / -0

Scott Adams is a visionary.

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Shillhunter42 3 points ago +3 / -0

Until they were told that Trumps plans are opposite of the narrative Hollywood wanted.

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Guruchild 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Do it!"

Your wish is my command.

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BestTimeToBAlive 12 points ago +12 / -0

That’s true. And they all LOVE abortions so we know how unborn children ain’t human to them. Makes sense. Easier to justify in their heads

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A1waysLurk1ing 15 points ago +16 / -1

They're diddlers too.

You forgot diddlers.

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MemeLawd 5 points ago +5 / -0

I havent watched these cucks in 4 years. Are they still even on?

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Brendancs0 17 points ago +17 / -0

The damage was done before that, just like micheal Moore, they both ended up helping trump.

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Jebs_guac_recipe 8 points ago +8 / -0

He was on Kimmel. Kimmel's staff made some Dr Seuss-esque childrens book that was attempting to make fun of Trump but it was actually really funny. I read it to my daughter all the time.

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PoorMansPsychiatrist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is that the book GEOTUS is reading to his granddaughter in a photograph?

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Jebs_guac_recipe 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's the one!

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Niqlndym 8 points ago +8 / -0

Not sure about that...I think Trump was a candidate when Kimmel had him on and read the “Winners Aren’t Losers” children’s book.

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GodsHonestTruth 37 points ago +37 / -0

That was a sick little take on Lump ironically by the band President's of The United States. Was it an omen?

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Bristol_Is_My_Wifey 22 points ago +22 / -0

Based time traveling peaches eaters

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intamin 11 points ago +11 / -0

Amazing, he says oil should be 35-40 dollars a barrel...in 2010.

Look at the price right now:

https://oilprice.com/

Man's a genius.

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jubyeonin 64 points ago +64 / -0

He has a Doctorate? HE IS DOCTOR TRUMP!

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sharksgrill 35 points ago +35 / -0

I had no idea about that until I watched this haha. DOCTOR MISTER PRESIDENT GOD EMPEROR OF THE UNITED STATES

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NADSAQ 32 points ago +32 / -0

I love rubbing it in liberals faces that he does and they’re always like “iT’s HoNoRaRy!” and I ask “how many honorary PhD’s do you have? none? that’s why we don’t call you doctor.”

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iamjohnwick 20 points ago +20 / -0

That’s “Very Stable Genius Doctor Cowboy God Emperor Of The United States” to you!

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CarpenterRichard 7 points ago +7 / -0

Anybody got that pic of him in the cowboy hat? That was cool

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The_Litehaus_Abides 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is the best I could do. I picked this one because I like his expression better, haha.

https://i.maga.host/lMBDR7B.jpg

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CarpenterRichard 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thanks! 👍

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jubyeonin 17 points ago +17 / -0

He likes to talk about his accomplishments as in what he knows and feels he has done, rather than what others think of him or the honorary stuff.

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Block_Helen 12 points ago +12 / -0

Yep, that's why few people know about the honorary doctorates. The credentialist left sure isn't going to mention them.

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porkrice 61 points ago +61 / -0

He should tweet out various videos like this of celebs or talk show hosts having him on their show. This wasn’t even that long ago! There’s a clip of him on the View too and they weren’t being super hateful toward him

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Block_Helen 16 points ago +17 / -1

He knows - he was there. :)

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the_donaldjtrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

How about when he said the price of oil per barrel should be $40 rather than $80... Google the price right now and see where its at (40.55)

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Beat_to_Quarters 1 point ago +1 / -0

Twitter will copy right strike it within a day.

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Block_Helen 53 points ago +53 / -0

Raise your hand if you're old enough to remember when leftists claimed to hate globalism.

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Morris_The_Grey 24 points ago +24 / -0

Remember when liberals hated China and loved Tibet and the Dalai Lama? Peperidge Farms 'members...

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Meatbank84 12 points ago +14 / -2

The leftists that protested Bush and the Iraq war during his presidency were very much against globalism.

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Block_Helen 18 points ago +18 / -0

No, they claimed to be against globalism, but they were really just against Bush. Evidenced by the fact that they are now openly pro-globalism, pro-whatever wars Obama started, and against Trump.

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BestTimeToBAlive 14 points ago +14 / -0

I have a major libtard TDS gay friend that says he would’ve voted republican for Kasich. Ughhhh Kasich.

This same person thinks Trump will put gays in concentration camps, makes fun of religion, yet gave a “minute of silence” for f’n John McCain when he died.

Just goes to show that our GEOTUS really is different. The majority of the rest of politicians are a uniparty of globalists. D or R, theyre one in the same.

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Block_Helen 10 points ago +10 / -0

I remember similar people in 2008 saying "I would have voted McCain but Palin was a bridge too far." It's a similar tactic. "I'm open-minded, I give consideration to the other side, it's just those extreme right people" etc. It's complete bullshit designed to make themselves seem reasonable and moderate. They have, and had, no intention to vote anything but Democrat.

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PepesCovfefe 36 points ago +36 / -0

Trump was beloved by Democrats and the Black Community, until he decided to run as a Republican.

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Talledega 35 points ago +35 / -0

Imagine being a media darling and friends with everyone, but giving that all up to run a country where almost half of its residents hate you.

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BestTimeToBAlive 13 points ago +13 / -0

... all this, while saving your country & it’s ppl.

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Miasmo 10 points ago +10 / -0

Like he said many times: "No one else is doing it"

He didn't want to, but he pretty much had to.

He can't be thanked enough.

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MegaMagaManX 29 points ago +29 / -0

"He's Trump, he's Trump, he's Trump - He's I'm my head"

Kek

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GodsHonestTruth 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yeah the funny thing is it's a parody of Lump by Presidents of the USA. It was a sign from kek!

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Gunslinger1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha<gasp>Hahahahahahahahahahhaaaaaaa

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SchittsMethDealer 24 points ago +24 / -0

Fallon offers to be his running mate...my how things change.

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BernsWhenIPee 12 points ago +12 / -0

I wonder if Jimmy's going to make another hostage video to apologize for saying that, the same way he apologized for impersonating Chris Rock on SNL.

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GravenImage 21 points ago +21 / -0

Oceania was at war with Eastasia.

Oceania had always been at war with Eastasia

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IAmNotSuicidal 15 points ago +15 / -0

That was right before they all went batshit insane.

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Wolverine 9 points ago +9 / -0

That's my president: DR-VSG-GEOTUS

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Stumptown 8 points ago +8 / -0

So illuminating to see, everyone loved Trump until he ran as a Republican willing to fix our country, maga!

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The_Forgotten_Man [S] 7 points ago +8 / -1

This Aired on OCT 12. 2010

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303Cal 2 points ago +2 / -0

I swear does anyone remember watching this live. I swear the man is a time traveler.

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ReligionOfPoop 6 points ago +6 / -0

I have a smile on my face but I can't help but see this and think that we are doomed because in a stretch of ~5 years this went from "normal" to "fallon should be fucking guillotined for having tRump on because of hitler and nazis."

Have I been honkpilled?

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catfoodsoup 2 points ago +3 / -1

They're like this now exactly BECAUSE they've lost control of the narrative. They didnt need to pull this shit before to keep everyone demoralized.

They're having to pay people to go protest a lot of the time. These news places are also hemorraging money, the only way they probably stay afloat at all is Sorosbucks. The shriekfest means we're winning.

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Mintap 6 points ago +6 / -0

Dr. Trump!

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weneedaweedeater 5 points ago +5 / -0

I really like how down to Earth the Don is. He just seems so friendly. All business, but super friendly. If I could have dinner with one person in the world...

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I_Am_Winston_Smith 5 points ago +5 / -0

He knew Chyna was asshoe that long ago!

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womp-womp-twice 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chyna is asshoe!

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Illinoyed 5 points ago +5 / -0

He was on Colbert 2015

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OutrageSells 4 points ago +4 / -0

Old stoneface Fallon

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MakeAmericaGreat9 4 points ago +4 / -0

Did anyone else notice... That during the small talk about his golf clubs, and businesses, Trump was just blah? But as soon as asked about a presidential running, Trump springs into action, destroying politicians, talking about OPEC fixing, hammering china, and saying that he hates what's being done to this country... He was so energetic, hamming out facts. Then they go to apprentice talks and he calms back down..

He hasn't changed to this day. TRUMP LOVES AMERICA. He's been saying it for decades....

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tcriv 2 points ago +2 / -0

yep... saying the same things for decades

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8wJc7vHcTs good interview from 1987 for anyone who hasnt seen it

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Mintap 2 points ago +2 / -0

Also check him out on Letterman: https://youtu.be/PR_SoJpWzOA

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Kekistan69 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow, never seen this. I love him even more

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Ivanruskov 2 points ago +2 / -0

Anyone have the direct link?

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Boruzu 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kinda hard to watch, When I think about all these a holes that’ve since betrayed that the GEOTUS. Snakes.

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Trump_2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump had a lot of great appearances on talk shows before he won the nomination. That's when things went downhill and everyone played against him.

He was a "Pied Piper Candidate," as quoted from the DNC leak emails. They were pushing him forward because he was radical and they thought he wouldn't win in the end because of his ideas. That was their plan. They control the media and wanted him shining until they were ready to pull the trigger against him for their All-Star Saint, guaranteed to win candidate, Killery Clinton.

THEY NEVER EXPECTED HIM TO WIN!!!

MAGA!

_ll_ Bless!

We are in the best timeline!

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MaximumMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

How have I never seen this!

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MAGA12 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lmao everything DJT said flew right over his head.

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Moviefone_Kramer 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love that Trump is so upfront about what he thinks. He doesn't care what people think of him, and the benefit of that is it's so easy to see who he really is and what he really thinks, probably more than anyone that has been in government in 70 years.

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Beat_to_Quarters 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't show this to libs, he mentions Russia. They'll want to investigate him again over this video.

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CQVFEFE 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well done! Upvoted

I posted a few days back the clip of him on Leno from Dec. 7, 1999 announcing his desire to RUN FOR PRESIDENT, cracking Jay up numerous times, and describing opponent Pat Buchanan as "anti-Semitic, anti-black," and having "a love affair going with Adolf Hitler."

*Los grillos*

Five years in, still got muh cherry :p

(Maybe I need to do a "<----- Number of people who like Trump" post LOL :)

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Wobbly 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cancel Fallon!

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Higgybaby1968 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sold his soul for a TV show. So sad. I believe he was a good guy before he was offered the World. If he's not careful he'll get it forever.