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RandyMarsh420 169 points ago +169 / -0

"Shoplift some bread". My god, I wanna stab that bitch in the eyes.

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Lurkmoar347 41 points ago +41 / -0

Obviously they are just murdering each other to get the bread, that’s how desperate things are.

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FreeBased1 22 points ago +22 / -0

Well, AOC is an economist, so she obviously knows what she's talking about.... which is good, because no one else knows what she's talking about!

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Militiaman 5 points ago +5 / -0

Jean valjean wants to know your bread's location.

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BillGateCanSuckIt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why doesn't she just make a shit load of friendship bread, then everyone can sing kumbaya

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longtimelurker123 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m glad she really thought about it and made it really clear for us

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PepesCovfefe 8 points ago +8 / -0

They already all died during net neutrality, so there’s barely any survivors.

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RejectTheProgramming 3 points ago +3 / -0

150billion/day. May they rest in peace

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rangers24 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck walking through Harlam at 6:30am. Work on a school there and it’s still sketchy

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hit_backspace 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is all liberals do. They lecture people to check their privileges when they are in fact completely blind to their own. They have no idea what it's like living in a dangerous neighbourhood. They have no idea what it's like to encounter a violent individual. They also have no idea what it's like having police officers show up within minutes to carefully resolve your situation.

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Guruchild 16 points ago +18 / -2

Careful, pede. Popping those giant pressure tanks might cause a devastating flood of stupid juice.

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AppalachianTactical 5 points ago +5 / -0

By bread she means money and by shoplift she means mug.

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marcus_aurelius 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hi, I see you're not down with the lingo. That is racist. Please desist.

Shoplift. verb. To commit murder, usually with a firearm at short distance, usually in the style of an executioner.

Bread. noun. A human being who has offended you by a racist act, such as using racial slurs, being in the KKK, or existing within the borders of the United States.

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trumpizkewl 74 points ago +75 / -1

Ah yes.. so.. how many shootings equates to a month’s rent? Is it by the body, or the bullet, or what?

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Tejanopede 28 points ago +28 / -0

1 body = 1 loaf of bread.

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alexnader 11 points ago +11 / -0

Are we still following the 1 White body = 1 loaf of White, and 1 Black body = 1 loaf of Pumpernickel ?

And who do I have to kill around here to get some sour dough ?

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KRosen333 6 points ago +6 / -0

And who do I have to kill around here to get some sour dough ?

1 Dirty antifa xers.

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freebirdie 4 points ago +4 / -0

Excellent

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Thingthing22 7 points ago +7 / -0

Great response. Should be on Twitter.

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Pede 7 points ago +7 / -0

underrated

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SBOJ_JOBS 61 points ago +61 / -0

It was hard to shoplift bread from a burned store with boarded-up windows so I stabbed people and pulled down statues instead.

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Pede 16 points ago +16 / -0

I can't judge because as a white man I don't know what it's like to be poor

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Destineed369 16 points ago +16 / -0

I’m just as privileged. I have someone that steals my bread for me.

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PepesCovfefe 6 points ago +6 / -0

I died during net neutrality so this is all a simulation to me.

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Sixty2ndAssassin 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't know what's better, your comment or your user name J_J.

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Whyyesyesiam 44 points ago +45 / -1

She's so dumb. Honestly, it should physically hurt to be that dumb and evil.

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Captainzoomer 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's probably great. Ignorance is bliss, so they say.

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No_Fun_Allowed 4 points ago +4 / -0

She's a muppet.

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abstr4ct 2 points ago +3 / -1

she is not evil. just dumb. don't be dumb. you don't need to be evil to be dumb you fucking fellow pede. cuck yur cock, slowly loose blood in that rager.

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mastayoda420 43 points ago +43 / -0

There's a surefire easy way to fix that you dumb cunt. Reopen your shit and let people get back to work.

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Shalomtoyou 25 points ago +26 / -1

But then Trump might be re-elected! She can't have that!

Democrats would nuke an American city if they thought it would help them beat Trump.

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freebirdie 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's definitely possible. Enriched uranium goes "missing" every once in awhile.

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Hillarysudders 18 points ago +18 / -0

Is it mental even if she has no fucking brain?

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Langtath 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's basically one bean rolling around up there.

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Destineed369 4 points ago +4 / -0

I thought I heard something lol. You can almost smell the dust burning when this one thinks lol

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Hillarysudders 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mexican jumping bean?

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Skywise 24 points ago +24 / -0

They’re... hungry... so they go out and gun people down in broad daylight without robbing them?

Because they’re hungry...

Ooookay...

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Sum_devil 8 points ago +8 / -0

"shoplifting bread"

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Destineed369 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hangry

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Bramble 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes, I'm sure 100% of the crime is committed by grandma stuffing a loaf of wonderbread in her purse.

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Skywise 3 points ago +3 / -0

Did you just insinuate they steal WHITE bread?!

That’s a privileged assumption!!

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Bramble 1 point ago +1 / -0

Only when you put some BLACK forest ham on top.

Diversity really can be delicious.

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MarsellusWallace 23 points ago +23 / -0

Wait if they aren’t paying their rent and they have no money maybe you should let them all go to work and stop lying about this COVID-19 bullshit.

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RandomUzer 7 points ago +7 / -0

nah, she is too busy chasing jobs off. Real jobs means her socialist crap does not work. As an econ major she should know that.

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SavingPrivateGrace 14 points ago +14 / -0

They don't pay rent for section 8, they loot and steal Nike's.

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BKav 11 points ago +11 / -0

C u next Tuesday AoC

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Sixty2ndAssassin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cunt

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Hillarysudders 10 points ago +10 / -0

Stupidest bitch ever!

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Unicron3 9 points ago +9 / -0

So the uptick in crime can't be from budget cuts because criminals know they haven't gone through yet. Did I get that right? Maybe, just maybe, criminals perceive less police presence so they are being more blatant.

So its okay to waste money pumping it into failed schools but pumping money into community protection is a no go? Gotcha.

I need a drink.

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Captainzoomer 2 points ago +2 / -0

She'll have your drink order for you soon.

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UNfreeNewZealand 8 points ago +8 / -0

It’s All True, and now Set in Stone. AOC is literally the Dumbest person to Ever walk this wonderful earth. Is vid backs that up 100 percent.🤮🤮🤮

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boxmakingmachines 8 points ago +8 / -0

This woman is so stupid, it hurts.

Not sure if that is coincidental, or by design.

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sideOfBeef2016 7 points ago +7 / -0

How dumb can one bitch be

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AppalachianTactical 7 points ago +7 / -0

pulls guy into alley at gunpoint

"GIVE ME ALL YOUR BREAD! THIS IS A SHOPLIFTING!"

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ChipahTss 6 points ago +7 / -1

Taking bread to feed your family = shooting fireworks at people bc of their color

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just imagine voting for someone as dumb as this idiot

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alienjesus 6 points ago +6 / -0

‘Not breadlines. “Garlic bread lines”’

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Gramma53 6 points ago +6 / -0

She is a moron. Perfect democrat.

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Unicron3 6 points ago +6 / -0

I was under the impression general crime was up not just shoplifting crimes.

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Shalomtoyou 5 points ago +6 / -1

Yeah, they're all a bunch of helpless Jean Valjeans stealing a loaf of bread.

Jean Valjean didn't shoot anybody, though.

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 5 points ago +5 / -0

I am sure people stealing TVs are doing it just to look up cooking videos to feed their family....

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Nezock_theKnight 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank you, Thank you! I scrolled all the way down and only found 1 Jimmy McMillan reference (yours). The rent is TOO DAMN HIGH! ! ! !

How they gonna afford breakfast, lunch and dinner??

If they wanna marry a shoe, who's gonna marry them??

Ahh, I love good ole' Jimmy!

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SnipedYou 5 points ago +5 / -0

You don't victimize other people in an effort to eat while there are many organizations that exist for just that. Fuck people that give this a pass.

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Langtath 5 points ago +5 / -0

They're not rioters, they're bread-lifters.

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TwistedChemical 5 points ago +5 / -0

She must really like the movie Aladdin

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PosterIsDead 5 points ago +5 / -0

Criminals do more crime because cops aren't permitted to intervene. She's hideously dumb.

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flybyninja 5 points ago +5 / -0

Because all those Jean ValJean rioters were breaking into Nike and Apple stores looking for baby food.

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Wuhanflimflam 4 points ago +4 / -0

How can this person be representing anyone? She’s a dolt. It’s embarrassing.

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Greatest_adventure 4 points ago +4 / -0

Maybe not. Criminals are not victims.

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Ben45 4 points ago +4 / -0

I knew she was dumb but she can't be this dumb, can she? (Hint: yes she can)

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VetforTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

You mouth isn't even worth putting a cock in. But I wish someone would and shut you the hell up.

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DZP1 3 points ago +3 / -0

In latest news, someone shoplifted AOC's brain. Afterwards there was no difference in her behavior.

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Bramble 3 points ago +3 / -0

If they aren't paying rent then dont they have plenty of money for food??

They're still getting unemployment +600, so they have plenty of money.

Unless they're illegal... Ooooooh.

Maybe it's because without cops your city is run by gangs.

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No_Fun_Allowed 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nike stores sell bread now?

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MythArcana 3 points ago +3 / -0

She's just too easy to mock.

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Miserable_company 3 points ago +3 / -0

Low hanging fruit for sure.

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assault_art 3 points ago +3 / -0

My gov, she speaks like she's a retarded bartender or something.

Oh wait.

But no, seriously, she really, really, REALLY comes off as unintelligent and unprepared...

Well, I mean... she is both... but she doesn't even mask it a little...

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Ralphusthegreatus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Has there ever been anyone this dumb in Congress before?

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PraiseBeToScience 2 points ago +2 / -0

I fucking can't believe how many shitlibs actually believe people steal because it's like a fucking Disney movie, and they're stealing an apple so they can eat.

Thieves are on the same plane as rapists to me, and I wouldn't give a fuck if they brought back hand-chopping. It should be 100% legal to gun down a thief caught in the act of stealing your shit, including shoplifting. Network a store with cameras, watch some piece of shit stuff so much as a can of soda in his pockets and walk out, guy with a .308 on the roof explodes his fucking head like a melon. And people would just walk around the spattered mess because we all know it's for the best.

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Tarded 2 points ago +2 / -0

I always go shopping in my car, with a gun, and leave with no groceries but leave behind several bullets inside people.

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N0Brakes 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shoplifting 4k bread?

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Theannihilatrixx 2 points ago +2 / -0

Imagine being this fucking special.

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