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nothingberg 6 points ago +6 / -0

Tom Hanks is a pedophile

His name is an anagram for Shank Tom and Monk Shat

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lovemylibs 3 points ago +3 / -0

He broke into the business as a transvestite. Another anagram is Thanks Mo.

His first victim was probably named Maureen or Maurice.