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FreeBased1 35 points ago +35 / -0

So, according to these numbers, #ChineseVirus makes people love longer! Sign me up!

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Sumarongi 5 points ago +5 / -0

Only .3 years though. Just about as good as any $80,000 cancer therapy

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Magastein143 2 points ago +2 / -0

masks off!

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jubyeonin 10 points ago +10 / -0

Activates the almonds.

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THELEADERSOFMEN 6 points ago +6 / -0

Makes me think “Oh God!”

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irspow 52 points ago +52 / -0

Anybody following the hoax pandemic knows that this is basically a sickly elderly problem. I can’t wait to see the total death tolls between this year and others. I suspect a lot of magical covid deaths and a mysterious drop in death from other causes.

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_Sully_ 43 points ago +43 / -0

This has already been noted but not talked about. In March, elderly people dying from pneumonia practically went to zero. In case you aren't aware pneumonia is an extremely common ultimate cause of death for people near end of life.

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VoidWanderer 9 points ago +9 / -0

Also Flu deaths.

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1080pleb 3 points ago +3 / -0

I really want to see the data but haven't found or seen it posted yet.

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20KAG20 18 points ago +19 / -1

Yet they are shutting down our lives.

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Sumarongi 8 points ago +8 / -0

dO yOu wAnT gRaNdMa tO DiEeee??

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0bama 10 points ago +10 / -0

Its the same thing with natural disasters. Did that hurican really kill that many people, or were there just that many people on death's doorstep anyway?

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Pepehands 2 points ago +2 / -0

You will see a large increase of other types of deaths.

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KeepingAmericaGreat 15 points ago +15 / -0

This is the late afternoon conversation candidate Biden has with himself just before it's apple sauce and warm fuzzy socks nap time.

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DemsSuck 10 points ago +10 / -0

Not fuzzy socks, just leg hair that needs rubbing.

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America_Good_LA 15 points ago +15 / -0

Meaning every 50 and 60 something that’s “died of COVID” has dragged the average age down to 78.6. Hmm

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rootGoose 3 points ago +3 / -0

Perfectly mirroring normal life.

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America_Good_LA 2 points ago +2 / -0

So what's the risk to me as a 33 year old? Same as normal life? I don't hunker down in normal life because I know chances are I'll die at 78. See what I'm driving at?

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rootGoose 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are you now hunkered down?

No: the we agree

Yes: stop that

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MaximumMAGA 14 points ago +14 / -0

And the average age of Joe Biden 77.6. Just saying...

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ImportantPerson 11 points ago +11 / -0

https://i.imgur.com/It5IDWz.png

This should tell you everything that you need to know.

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jubyeonin 6 points ago +6 / -0

Not even the middle aged people do badly overall.

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utfanx2 7 points ago +7 / -0

Pandemic: occurring over a wide geographic area and affecting an exceptionally high proportion of the population.

80+ year olds are 3.86% of the population.

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Chalwa222 7 points ago +7 / -0

Can I get a source on this (for sharing purposes)?

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Tejanopede 6 points ago +6 / -0

Got a link?

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drug_prowling_wolf 3 points ago +3 / -0

Showing the rest of us how it is done. You are a scholar and a gentleman. A REAL PEDE! Thanks!

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Tejanopede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you!

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Pepehands 3 points ago +3 / -0

Average age of death by "Wuhan flu"(actually comorbidities) is 83 in Alberta; life expectency is 81.5

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Bullwinkle 3 points ago +3 / -0

One of those “Inconvenient Truths.”

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T_WIN_2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

So you live longer if you get it.

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Sumarongi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Statistically speaking, yes

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coinneach007 2 points ago +2 / -0

So the CDC is saying that covid will EXTEND life for the US on average?

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LeftistsAreInsane 2 points ago +2 / -0

You mount the woman!

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William_Minerva 1 point ago +1 / -0

COVID seems to already be below things like heart disease and cancer, too.

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malthrax 3 points ago +3 / -0

even though, with all statistical probability, a senior citizen, who has already avoided many statistical causes of adult mortality, should be expected to live forever.

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