Penelope Fitzner
5.0 out of 5 stars They are full of fairy magic and unicorn rainbows.
Reviewed in the United States on July 8, 2019
I ordered twenty of these pillows for a "Battle Royale" between my self and my other Olympian friends. Little did I know that Zeus would have taken some of them and used them to make the wings of Pegasus. When that first divine pillow was swung through the air of Olympus, all the little manfolk and woodland beasts below heard the sound of smoothrolling thunder billowing throughout the land. Like ecstasy smacking one in the face it was. We took one and ground it into a find powder at Haphaestus' mill and the mixed it with some strong drink, accidentally creating what is now known to man as Ambrosia, the "nectar of the Gods". I guess we will sell the rest of these pillows for an inconcievable price and watch as all the world whimpers in despair for their great mortal poverty.
oh, dear god, I just remembered something.
In the 1973 movie Soylent Green, the sex slaves that lived in the apartments of the elite were called: Furniture.
Those reviews were extremely odd.
Nobody rich would buy a luxury item on Amazon, they would go to a specialty store in person.
MY personal favorite, laughed out loud:
Penelope Fitzner 5.0 out of 5 stars They are full of fairy magic and unicorn rainbows. Reviewed in the United States on July 8, 2019
I ordered twenty of these pillows for a "Battle Royale" between my self and my other Olympian friends. Little did I know that Zeus would have taken some of them and used them to make the wings of Pegasus. When that first divine pillow was swung through the air of Olympus, all the little manfolk and woodland beasts below heard the sound of smoothrolling thunder billowing throughout the land. Like ecstasy smacking one in the face it was. We took one and ground it into a find powder at Haphaestus' mill and the mixed it with some strong drink, accidentally creating what is now known to man as Ambrosia, the "nectar of the Gods". I guess we will sell the rest of these pillows for an inconcievable price and watch as all the world whimpers in despair for their great mortal poverty.
https://www.amazon.com/Downright-Thread-Count-Eliasa-Pillow/dp/B01ITDNLZA/ref=sr_1_4?dchild=1&keywords=eliasa+silk+down+pillow&qid=1594605992&sr=8-4
Yeah but who the hell would buy that on Amazon?