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Sporkninja 55 points ago +56 / -1

The Vikings actually never had horns on their helmets so the helmet pictured props up an insulting and inaccurate stereotype. My Norse heritage is so fucking triggered.

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Brainz 25 points ago +25 / -0

Liberals want cancel culture. WE should give it to them!!!!! Let’s blast out these memes for banning all of these NFL teams and create a spark up in this piece!!!!!!!!!!

I mean seriously, the BROWNS?! The BROWNS?!!!!!!! Could it be more racist!??

And don’t get me started on the 49ers!!!! Really?!!! These were all hhwhite cis gendered males getting rich off of gold for doing absolutely nothing but scraping their pot along the river bank! This will not stand!!!

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20KAG20 8 points ago +9 / -1

The logical next step is it’ll be considered white privilege that all the mascots have historically white backgrounds. Then they will have to be removed for racism by force.

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Winner2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

We should seriously do this. The Patriots have a white man on their helmets. Broncos have a white horse. Buccaneers have a white skull, Chicago has bears and those are brown and black (appropriation), "Texans" excludes the Mexicans living Texas, KC Chiefs are obvious, and the list goes on. There is no leap too outlandish.

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MidwestNorsk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Skal!🍻

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Flptplt 38 points ago +38 / -0

The only thing that makes sense is to change the name of every professional sports team in America to some derivation of "black people are better than white people."

The Houston "white people suck"

The Chicago "black people invented peanut butter"

The Atlanta "down with Whitey's"

The New York "we wuz kangz"

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Ameronaut 13 points ago +14 / -1

New York Niggaz

Cleveland Kangz

Dallas Dindus

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ohamitired 12 points ago +12 / -0

I said that the Redskins should be renamed the George Washington Carver Washingston Redskin Peanuts.

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1776ThereIsaidIt [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

KEK

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ElbowDeepInIt 14 points ago +14 / -0

Uh, I'm a trans-fluid, activated fur-kin, and you're stealing my culture. Your mascot isn't even played by a fur-person.

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Reddit.is.Asshoe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Carol Baskins approves this post

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Tenspot20 17 points ago +17 / -0

Yea, The Saints........That's a little too religious for Democrat Satan Worshipers! :/

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Necrovoter 14 points ago +14 / -0

Minnesota Vikings will become the Minnesomalia Kangz

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HotRoastedNuts 12 points ago +12 / -0

And when will the New England Patriots change their name from their tribute to white slave owners? The New African Reparations.

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Nadlers_Belt 11 points ago +11 / -0

Chicago Bulls is very offensive to masculine/butch lesbians.

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Space_Force 11 points ago +11 / -0

Notre Dame too

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20KAG20 4 points ago +5 / -1

Still, too white. Bigot.

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Space_Force 3 points ago +3 / -0

Darn it, did I miss the shill?

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20KAG20 2 points ago +3 / -1

Na, just a comment saying the Irish were oppressed too. Not sure why they deleted it. The Irish are white so it doesn’t matter.

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SylvanusThayer 10 points ago +10 / -0

And rapists.

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TheTPL 9 points ago +9 / -0

In all seriousness, I'm a lifelong Redskins fan, it's where I grew up, and they are the players I've always known even at a personal level of interaction within the community. I've already soured on them because of Snyder, but I've still stuck with them despite that. However, if they change their logo/name I am done with them forever (or as long as they keep their potentially new logo/name), and that's a HUGE deal for me because of how much they meant to me as a kid.

There's always the possibility that I could find a new team if it comes down to that, but how do you just forget all those memories and cheer against them? Man, I HATE this woke cancel culture BULLSHIT, especially when scores of American Indians actually support the team and had a hand in the franchise. Leftists suck.

Thanks for allowing me to rant a bit.

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Olschoolponcho 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sorry man, that really sucks. Id be pretty mad if the bears or the whitesox ever did something like that. Its shitty that we are loosing football. People write it off but it is a great american tradition. Baseball too even tho its not nearly as bad. I hate that they are ruining these things.

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1776ThereIsaidIt [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Isn't the crowd singing Hail To The Redskins kind of a big deal? This will not end well for them.

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LtColVindmansVagina 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm sorry to hear you still give a fuck about a group of people who could care less about anything other than milking your city for its taxes and it's citizens for ticket sales.

I have nothing against you, Pede, but I think it is absolutely insane that anyone follows or cares about football anymore. Fuck em.

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ExBrooklyn 6 points ago +6 / -0

Not to mention singing fat ladies...

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Haysie95 6 points ago +6 / -0

They might as well change the Giants name because it’s offensive to short people

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Winner2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Short guy here. I prefer diminutive, bigot. Also gotta change NY Jets because it's offensive to Hispanics a.k.a. the Sharks (see West Side Story)

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weldgod 4 points ago +4 / -0

Also, the lion has been turned into an alt-right symbol of Trumpism. Needs to go.

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stonetears4fears 4 points ago +4 / -0

I forget who said it the other day, probably Don Lemon, that groups people shouldn’t be relegated to being our mascots. Why does that apply to Native Americans and not to Vikings or Spartans....

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TheGoodApple220 4 points ago +4 / -0

So if one logo is "demeaning" and another is "glorifying", then every team should just be a color. BUT WE CAN'T HAVE THAT, colors have "meanings" now, too!

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Grindelwald 4 points ago +4 / -0

The will get to the New England Patriots soon. England supported slavery and Patriots is a white supremacy dog whistle

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h4b1t 4 points ago +4 / -0

As a Packer fan I agree with this

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Deaf_MAGA_Pede 3 points ago +3 / -0

As a Bears fan I also agree with this and also... FTP! (not the police...) Lol but still sports aside, you're cool with me!

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h4b1t 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol, we were listening to The Bears Still Suck last night but it’s great to know the Bears have some great fans like you.

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cryptoconservative 4 points ago +4 / -0

Having a lot of Scandinavian and Irish heritage, I was always proud of mascots like Vikings, Fighting Irish, Celtics, etc. *shrug

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Dallasguy 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Vikings, the Patriots, and the Cowboys all have to go.

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MidwestNorsk 4 points ago +4 / -0

Full blooded Norsemen here. The ViQueens... who have never won a Superbowl... have also never represented the Norse.🇺🇸🇳🇴🇺🇸

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Skalywag 3 points ago +3 / -0

As a direct descendant of the first king of Norway, we are not pussies. We are proud of our Viking heritage. Being descendant of some of the baddest motherfuckers on this planet brings nothing but pride. And since my family came to America in the 1880's, we're not responsible for any black slavery, only white European slavery.

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colinoscopy 3 points ago +3 / -0

you joke but in 5 years they will try taking that name out, along with cowboys and raiders

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Fizbin7 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fucking trannies only on the field.

Make the present players just shake their butts at the stands with pom poms on the sidelines in g strings. Trannie story hour takes the field in tutus. 15 yard penalties for microaggressions. All referees must be albino african lesbian quadripelics in wheel chairs, blowing whistles shaped like giant dildos. Half time show is slaughtering a calf and bathing in its blood.

Anything less is sheer bigotry.

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1776ThereIsaidIt [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kek

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Winner2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

My former team, the Denver Broncos, has a white horse as a mascot and team logo. Do you understand what I'm saying here? A WHITE HORSE. If that isn't a dog whistle for white supremacy I don't know what is. They must remove it immediately!!

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SharkTeamTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

For over 20 years, I was a DirecTV NFL Sunday Ticket subscriber. When the NFL didn't respond correctly to stop the kneeling, I dropped it.

Of course, like I'm sure many of you, I still watched games, just not nearly as much. It's hard to quit something you really enjoyed for 50+ years (for the very first time, I didn't watch the Super Bowl last year). I went from watching as many games as I could, to just the games of one team. Problem, it's an out of market team. Solution, the internet allowed me to watch anyway. But now that too is over. I'm just done with the NFL.

I've cancelled other sports for less. I dropped MLB after the strike of '94 (I did come back briefly for a couple of months last year, thanks to T-Mobile giving away subscriptions to mlb-tv, but I know they're cucked too, so back into the dust bin they go). I dropped NBA when the Bulls were winning all the time (who wants to watch just to see who comes in second? (The same reason I stopped watching F1, I'm tired of the Mercedes show)). For those minor infractions, I dropped them. Now it's the NFL's time to go.

I looked around the house this weekend, and I'm sure like many of you, I've collected various bits and pieces of NFL merchandise. Rather than throwing it out, I think I'm going to box it up and mail it to the appropriate team. Or box it all up and mail it to the NFL office. I wonder, what would happen if we all did that?

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MAG_n_KAG 3 points ago +3 / -0

Norsemen from the past weren't white. At least, not according to that stupid ass woke af airline commercial they released a few months ago. They had some black dude talking about his viking heritage. These people dont live in reality.

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Beels 3 points ago +3 / -0

They left wants to cancel all monikers.

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Texas-T 3 points ago +3 / -0

New team name...

The Minnesomalia Looters...

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FuckTheFed1913 3 points ago +3 / -0

My culture is not a costume!

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Reddit.is.Asshoe 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Oakland Looters

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cajun_robear 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Minnesota Rioters would be appropriate.

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SteelDriver 3 points ago +3 / -0

Notre Dame Fighting Irish.

To quote the American Indian woman on Twitter "...we are alive and we are NOT mascots!" :D

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ShadyMcCoy 2 points ago +2 / -0

They look like sperm so extremely sexist

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