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AlphaNathan [S] 114 points ago +116 / -2

Excuse me but where is your mask

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 45 points ago +49 / -4

I left it on your moms nightstand.

Not YOU OP. Just something I want to say to someone if they say it to me, lol.

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 20 points ago +22 / -2

You’re suppose to wear a mask during sex.

https://www.foxnews.com/health/couples-face-masks-sex-study

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JohnWickParabellum 10 points ago +11 / -1

Fun fact... the number one female fantasy when studied by Masters and Johnson... was a faceless male making his way to her bed in the middle of the night for sex.

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 8 points ago +9 / -1

Guys thought gals liked Han Solo, but they really wanted some Boba.

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 2 points ago +3 / -1

Can you source this, and then forward it to my g/f?

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ThePatriotGames2016 4 points ago +6 / -2

Nice. A your mom insult in 2020.

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beachy_keen 1 point ago +2 / -1

James? Is that you?

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CQVFEFE 5 points ago +6 / -1

WHO and CDC both put out written guidelines saying YOU DON'T NEED A MASK IF YOU'RE HEALTHY AND NOT WORKING IN A HEALTHCARE SETTING

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