"All right, everyone, settle down. The public-relations department handed us this one, and we gotta deliver fast. The team needs to change its name, and we're the ones who get to come up with the new name. Ideas. Go."

"Here's an idea! If American culture is getting yanked to the left, how about a communist angle??"

<murmurs of approval>

"Go on. Run with it. What are you thinking?"

"Well, red is the color of communism, so we could have a picture of a bunch of communist agitators wearing red face paint with a yellow hammer and sickle on their foreheads."

"I like it. What about the actual name?"

"Well, letsee........red face paint........how about 'Redskins'?"

"You're fired."