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Modus_Pwninz 10 points ago +10 / -0

Don't tell them there's a white flag on the moon!

Either they'll think it's racist because it's white, or they'll be mad that their white flag of surrender is being appropriated! ReeEeeEEeeeEEEeeee! Everything is bad because reasons I make up!

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Bluestorm83 4 points ago +4 / -0

No no, tell them and they'll go to tear it down.

Do any of them know how to survive in a vaccuum? Hell no; they can't even live in an atmosphere unless they're leeching off of others.

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Modus_Pwninz 5 points ago +5 / -0

They "love science" so much. I'm pretty sure we could convince them to all get on rockets that are "going to space" and then just launch them into the ocean...

For science...

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Bluestorm83 3 points ago +3 / -0

Um, that IS Space, Bigot. Trans Space is Real Space. Who cares that it was born a liquid and not a void.

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Modus_Pwninz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes yes, whatever...just get in the rocket.

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CrimsonClown 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wouldn’t the upper atmosphere be trans space? Considering how it transitions into outer space?

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farstriderr 1 point ago +1 / -0

Reality has a liberal bias.