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MAGA_4EVER 36 points ago +36 / -0

They opened his door, intending to beat the shit out of whatever racist white guy was in there.

Out comes an angry black dude.

"Oh! Hai!" One of those retards tries to say. It's a black fellow. Their best friend. Surely he'll just see it for what it is! A local pack of Antifa, policing the streets by kicking whatever random white person rolls up.

Black dude ain't having it. These people just attacked him and tried to get into his property.

He storms out and throws our soyboy hero to the ground.

"DON'T YOU EVER OPEN MY DOOR AGAIN." He screams as the rest of our hero's teammates flee the scene. One Comrade bravely films the happenings. He somehow managed to keep from shaking as our black friend turned horrible foe continues to scream.

"DO YOU HEAR ME?!" He keeps repeating it. It seems like this black dude turned white predator just won't stop screaming! It almost reminds our hero of when his parents got divorced. But he manages to only piss his pants a tiny bit.

And just like that, this raging white supremacist gets back in his car. Our hero, still crumpled on the ground, soon finds himself surrounded by his friends.

As they drank their soy all organic beer later they discussed our hero's bravery. One of them mentions that that horrible white supremacist Racist actually had a BAG OF ARROWS in his car.

An actual weapon?! They truly were doing the great god, stalin's, work.

Who knows what that horrible man would have done if they hadn't scared him back into his car.

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boomerbutnotOKBoomer 2 points ago +2 / -0

You have a knack my friend. Love your storytelling. Nailed it. kek - It would be fun to find their chat room. Bet it would go just like this