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posted ago by Renegade_Media_Prod +309 / -0

...I can see all the husbands look at me with envy. I can see the fear in the Karens’ eyes. It’s liberating, it’s protest, and it’s a big middle-finger to tyranny.

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badorangeman 23 points ago +23 / -0

Wear a MAGA hat without a mask for 10x the effect.

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GeneralVeers 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wow, dude. That's COLD. :)

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SANTONUCCI 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can confirm.

The Karens cannot make eye contact...

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OGTD1 21 points ago +21 / -0

Real men who get shit done on the contractor sign haven’t missed a beat or given it a thought. Unfortunately they shut down a bunch of saw mills “non-essential” and now they don’t have enough wood, especially salt treated.

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PewPew_ThaDuK 14 points ago +14 / -0

Beast mode activated!

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schnazzmizzle 11 points ago +11 / -0

Man, I went to 2 stores today where I was the only one not wearing a mask.. I know, welcome to North FL in 2020.

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Cmchn 1 point ago +1 / -0

They see people acting skittish and they get scared

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GeneralVeers 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yesterday, I was fuellng my car, and the gas pump threw an error and I had to go see the attendant.

I'm trying to put my mask on, and it folds backwards or something, and I can't get it on right. As I reach the window, I'm still fumbling with it, and finally I go "fuck it" and pocket the damn thing, and the attendant is laughing and going "no problem" and fixes the problem with the gas pump.

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Baryonic 10 points ago +10 / -0

These freaking bitches are crazy

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residue69 8 points ago +8 / -0

Now you know what it feels like the day after fight club. You hurt like hell, but everyone can see you are a man.

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GeneralVeers 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nobody won, no problems were solved. But the combatants helped each other up, and shook hands, and said "let's fight again next week".

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TrumpTrain 6 points ago +6 / -0

I’m glad I live in the Great State of Arkansas, where for the most part, I don’t have to worry about these leftists bull shit problems like you do. I walk around worry free, like all Americans should

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RedditIs4Retards 6 points ago +7 / -1

The other day, a moron at the Safeway register was wearing a mask that said "I can't breathe". He told me next time I come to Safeway to wear a mask.

I'm too passive but I wanted badly to say, "why, so I also won't be able to breathe?

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johnrambo 3 points ago +3 / -0

you should have. Use their rules against them.

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Throwaway_Test 5 points ago +5 / -0

I tried to go to a Target yesterday.....a mask nazi was at the door....so I turned and walked out while she was in mid-sentence telling me I had to wear a mask. Most places that I go to where I can get away without a mask result in me being about the only person in the place without one. I need the Jeremiah Johnson gif of him looking back and nodding approvingly.

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Renegade_Media_Prod [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just tell them you have a medical condition and when they ask what it is, tell them you don’t share your private medical information with strangers

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RedditIs4Retards 1 point ago +2 / -1

I live near Seattle. Some stores plenty employees have the mask hanging under their chin. At WinCo, not once was I told to wear a mask.

Gas stations haven't been an issue.

Safeway, one black dude at the register with a mask that said "I can't breathe" told me to wear one next time.

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GeneralVeers 4 points ago +4 / -0

Because they all know better than to screw with somebody who knows power tools..........

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11BANG 1 point ago +1 / -0

I work for them and I still dont wear a mask. Customers complain but I tell them I suffer from a rare disease called massive testicular fortitudeitis. So i dont have to wear a mask then walk away.