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Magastein143 214 points ago +214 / -0

Both are more attractive than todays liberals

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MegaMagaManX 81 points ago +82 / -1

Both don't have schlongs... assuming of course

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MrSir 29 points ago +29 / -0

~Pretty sure the one might have an std, but its a curable one.~

Edit: Gooood that rude bahahah I take it all back!

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Aoikaze2000 10 points ago +10 / -0

... the one from 2020?

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JiggsawCalrissian 1 point ago +3 / -2

She looks like the kind of girl who isnt religious at all but still stubbornly prudish

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neverreddit 29 points ago +29 / -0

Bc they’re not massively obese.

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meals23 23 points ago +24 / -1

america definitely has a weight problem but its so strange how little attention is paid to the fact that its mostly a female problem also, like 80% of women in america are overweight or obese and the average female BMI is close to obese

whats crazier is that Mexico actually surpassed America as being a more obese country because Hispanic women get fat really easy and a lot of them are very fat. in fact if you look at CDC statistics ethnicities other than white and asian in America are so fat it's insane

white privilege is going to the gym, evidently. lol

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TerraHertz 12 points ago +13 / -1

Don't forget Canola oil, aspartame, MSG, etc. And fluoride in the water.

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VoltronGreen1981 6 points ago +6 / -0

Seed oils, processed grains, sugar. The recipe for death. Keto or Carnivore all the way.

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border_humper 20 points ago +20 / -0

birth control pill use

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meals23 19 points ago +20 / -1

oh im sure thats definitely a part of it. my last girlfriend went fuckin nutter butters when she started taking the pill, quickest deterioration of a relationship I've ever had and she ballooned up bigly after we split

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poopsalad 15 points ago +16 / -1

before anybody denounces this guy as a racist... this is based on their genetics. some races just get fatter than others. a cool example of this is the samoans:

https://gizmodo.com/how-a-powerful-obesity-gene-helped-samoans-conquer-the-1784266550

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meals23 23 points ago +24 / -1

dawg i dont give a shit if somebody thinks im a racist lmao

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Mynamesprivate 6 points ago +6 / -0

Its [current year]. Everyone is racist.

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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just whitey.

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poopsalad 1 point ago +1 / -0

bruh dont say dawg thats cultural appropriation

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Mynamesprivate 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh, everyone knows obesity is a problem, thats why "fat is beautiful" became so mainstream.

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NvJohansson 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yup, an mostly The 80s punk, hardcore or alternative girl was not insane like todays liberal freaks

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WhiskeyAndCoffee 2 points ago +2 / -0

yeah nowadays you have to try and not throw up

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Boruzu 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yeah, both are hot to me. The 80s babe – her legs are a little skinny though.

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 115 points ago +115 / -0

Non-conformist 80's girl though wasn't a sick freak and she probably got married and has 4 kids now.

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AsaNisiMAGA 112 points ago +112 / -0

This. She also liked boys and going on fun dates and she said "Thank you." if you opened the door for her or pulled out her chair at the dinner table. And she was trying to look pretty and feminine within that style. It was edgy and trendy but not aggressively ugly. Source: That girl isn't me but I was one of those girls back then.

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THELEADERSOFMEN 20 points ago +20 / -0

Two, but only because I ruptured a disc. ;)

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CelesteD 9 points ago +9 / -0

They were freaks in bed though.

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RyanUpCreek 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bingo

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MegaMagaManX 56 points ago +58 / -2

Tattoos are dumb AF! (of course everyone's has their own opinion)

Saw someone post somewhere where a co-worker always complained about not making enough to make ends meat. Then after getting paid would show up and say: "check out my fresh ink!"

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meals23 36 points ago +36 / -0

i agree that tattoos generally look trashy and awful and its baffling why they're so popular now

also very confused why the nose ring is popular, is it because a man isn't going to put a ring on their finger so this is how they compensate? very strange

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ripley88 23 points ago +23 / -0

Septum rings everywhere.

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Veritas2020 19 points ago +19 / -0

A nose ring is the single biggest red flag a girl can have, septum in particular

Fucking mentally ill moo cows all of them

There's something almost satanic about it. Like they get off on defiling natural beauty or something. Also some kind of self harm element going on with most chicks who get these nose rings and tattoos

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CastleBravo 12 points ago +12 / -0

Septum rings always looked to me like they're trying to look like an angry bull. I've upset someone by telling them that before but we'll.. I was just sharing my honest opinion.

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sackofwisdom 13 points ago +13 / -0

They are popular because people want to be cool.

It's possible to have tattoos AND good taste, but it's rare.

Balance and color matter. If you put a big splotch of random colors at the end of one of your limbs, you're going to have a hell of a time coordinating it with your wardrobe, let alone an outfit or two.

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meals23 11 points ago +12 / -1

and I agree with this as well

tattoos can be cool and look nice but I haven't seen any like that on people I've met. I have no tattoos and I'm usually the only person anybody knows that doesn't have any ink.

Kills me though, one time I was eating in a restaurant and overheard 2 broads talking and one says to the other about some guy that was fawning over her "I could never go out with him, how am I supposed to know if he's tough? He doesn't even have any tattoos." lmao I still laugh thinkin about it. Just a very shallow and idiotic mindset that leads to people getting the chinese word for weener tattooed onto their arm because they thought the squiggly lines looked pretty.

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MegaMagaManX 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think the only tag I'd ever get would be a "flesh" version of a dog tag. Other than that, it's all for decoration, that's it and that's all - see whoop whoop whistler tip

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ContraryCynic 1 point ago +1 / -0

My cousin got a flag tattoo across his upper bicep, done to look like the skin got torn up to show red white and blue underneath. It's a pretty good effect, takes wearing your colors on your sleeve to a whole new level.

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Sporadica 2 points ago +3 / -1

not making enough to make ends meat

lol end meat

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chambleepede 29 points ago +29 / -0

80s chick has no tattoos visible.

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THELEADERSOFMEN 14 points ago +14 / -0

Yeah trust me that getup is meant to say STAND BACK—unless you meet certain extremely stringent criteria, hahaha.

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slangin_paint 27 points ago +27 / -0

when i was in high school we had a teacher who warned us against getting tattoos.

He said that tattoos were for criminals.

I recently heard that the Detroit Mafia now requires a business degree to become a made man.

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meals23 11 points ago +11 / -0

soon the mafia will offer scholarships to help young hoodlums graduate with business degrees

shineboxes to mortarboards

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slrpnls 2 points ago +2 / -0

When I was in high school a teacher showed us the tattoo he got in the 80s. It was like a horse or something. He said it was cool in the 80s in the Marines but now when people see it they think it makes him look like a faggot (his words, this was the 90s.) It also explained why he wore such opaque long sleeve shirts.

A couple weeks later one of the kids in my class got one of those tribal tattoos around his bicep. It got infected and had pus coming out of it. He was in a lot of pain and had to constantly apply salve to it.

Never had a desire to get inked after those two experiences.

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ripley88 26 points ago +26 / -0

Have you also noticed that chest and stomach tattoos are like the new tramp stamp? They're becoming really popular with leftist women.

I matched with a beautiful young lady with beautiful, thick red hair on tinder (8/10, easy), only to realize she had a giant tattoo covering her whole stomach and it wasn't even well done, it looked like a fucking cave drawing of a cat. Then within two months she dyed her hair toxic green, then another couple weeks later she shaved it all off. Like, Jesus, she managed to distract from and then completely ruin her best physical feature; there's no clearer sign of deep seated problems of self esteem that I can see.

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Pandas4Trump 1 point ago +5 / -4

Go to target. The ratios favor men. Online dating broke circra 2015. Now it's a bunch of disillusioned whales demanding their right to an Adonis

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Veritas2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Cave drawing of a cat" LMAO

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SomeDiggity 52 points ago +52 / -0

The punk community along with all fringe group nowadays are in line with leftie ideology. The most nonconformist thing you can do is have a nuclear family and be a Christian.

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ChrisSuperDude 23 points ago +23 / -0

Also Johnny Ramone was a life long Republican and a huge admirer of Ronald Reagan so much that he forced the song My Head is Upside Down (Bonzo Goes to Blitzburg) to have the first part in the title.

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TruthAficionado [S] 27 points ago +27 / -0

I wasn't really a "punk" as far as my style went, but most of my friends in my teens and as an early adult were, and I actually did front a pop punk band for a few years in my late teens, early twenties.

What kills me is that all my punk friends when we were younger were like:

"Fuck the establishment! Nothing's gonna change until we have people in power that are anti-establishment!"

Those same friends, now in our 40's:

"Fuck Trump! Dude, how can you like him? He's sucks so much that the entire establishment in both parties hate him!"

Me: Jackie Chan What? meme.

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CastleBravo 9 points ago +9 / -0

I never trusted the people that were "too punk". IMO spending tons of time on your hair everyday proves you really DO care a lot about what everyone thinks about you.

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powershellder 7 points ago +7 / -0

It gets harder and harder to listen to punk nowadays. So many of them have socialist undertones, or overt promotion.

Still do, but have to skip some old favorites.

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Staatssicherheit 39 points ago +39 / -0

Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?

Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when "Sports" came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.

In '87, Huey released this; "Fore!" their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 15 points ago +15 / -0

I always thought hip to be square was about not doing drugs and that you're the cool one if you're not a junkie.

But surely we can appreciate the Genesis album, Duke.

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slrpnls 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's not too hard to figure out
you see it everyday
And those that were the farthest out have gone the other way
You see them on the freeway
It don't look like a lot of fun

Sure sounds anti drug to me.

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brother_red 6 points ago +6 / -0

Be kind.

Please rewind!

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Throwaway_Test 28 points ago +30 / -2

I'll take the one on the right...........three of them.....

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cook_does 13 points ago +14 / -1

A Mormon I see. Nice

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Throwaway_Test 17 points ago +17 / -0

Just call me "Pierre Delecto".

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sackofwisdom 3 points ago +4 / -1

King David was God's favorite human. King David had many wives and concubines.

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FightGoodFight 19 points ago +19 / -0

This is true. Nothing more punk rock than being a conservative when all of the main stream media, hollywood hates us.

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 17 points ago +17 / -0

Speaking of quirky chicks, remember that girl from Scandal named Patti Smyth ? She was Eddie Van Halen's original choice to replace DLR as lead singer of Van Halen. No BS, either. 100% true. Imagine Van Halen with HER as the singer ? They probably would have become an edgier version of Fleetwood Mac but with more synth.

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raybiker73 7 points ago +8 / -1

I don't know what would be better, Patti Smyth's voice on "Dance the Night Away," or Eddie Van Halen riffing on "The Warrior." Either way, would have been better than Van Hagar.

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 5 points ago +6 / -1

Yep. And you know what, I don't blame Sammy Hagar, either. I blame Eddie Van Halen.

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raybiker73 7 points ago +8 / -1

You and me both, fren. Montrose was awesome. Solo Sammy was awesome. VH with David Lee Roth was awesome. So maybe Sammy and Dave weren't the problem...

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 9 points ago +9 / -0

You know Sammy is pretty based, right ? He was on Micheal Savage before on a couple of occasions and called the lockdowns BS and that he is gonna keep on rocking.

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Nellie_the_Beaut 4 points ago +4 / -0

That would have been noice! I was a big Heart fan myself. Saw them front row at a huge indoor stadium concert. Ann Wilson was fucking jaw dropping amazing. And both sisters were wearing black lace corsets, garters, stockings and stiletto boots while they tore it up on stage which I, as a non-conformist girl myself, thought was the greatest thing ever.

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Plimoth_1620 3 points ago +3 / -0

And so instead she married John McEnroe.

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 2 points ago +2 / -0

WHAT ? YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS ?

LOL. McEnroe was a whiny petulant tennis player but I think some of that was an act. He made people actually want to watch tennis.

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Bananahammock12345 12 points ago +12 / -0

Oh Dang, the girl on the right is cute!

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had-to-chime-in 11 points ago +11 / -0

my SPOON is too big

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slangin_paint 10 points ago +11 / -1

MY ANUS IS BLEEEDING!!!!

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had-to-chime-in 10 points ago +10 / -0

holy shit I had no idea anyone would pick this up lol

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ChokingOnARedpill 9 points ago +9 / -0

....I am a Banana!

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Whatiscrunkcannotdie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Teen girl squad was some good shit too

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Anus_Blenders_ 5 points ago +6 / -1

Yep

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Anus_Blenders_ 7 points ago +8 / -1

Sup

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lion_streezus 4 points ago +5 / -1

Oh no! My ass!

Wait, that's not my ass, that's just another liberal.

*HEEHAW*

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Anus_Blenders_ 4 points ago +4 / -0

My spoon is too big

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Whatiscrunkcannotdie 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm a BANANA

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Jackpotsevens 9 points ago +9 / -0

My wife dresses like the one on the right but with fire engine red hair. She so 😍

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jubyeonin 8 points ago +8 / -0

Does she have a sister? Mid to late 20s? Where can I find a red who's not a bipolar drug addict? 😓

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BTFO 3 points ago +3 / -0

A popular Christian non-denominational church. Full of pretty women in the 20-30 age range that dress nice, have morals, and don't have a penis.

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captain_zyra 4 points ago +4 / -0

This right here. To all the guys who want to find conservative wives go to non-denominational churches who preach straight from the Bible itself.

Everyone asks, where do I find the young conservative women? You'll find them at church.

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Forte 8 points ago +8 / -0

What liberal men want vs what conservative men want

I'd be happy to get to know the lady on the right any day

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Anus_Blenders_ 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'll take both, for different reasons

Well, the same reason really. One just might meet Mom

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tonightm03 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's true.

The conservatives of today are the liberals of yesterday. But that's what happens when communism is left to spread unchecked in schools.

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ParkingLotRanger 5 points ago +5 / -0

I remember when it was considered edgy and weird if you had a tattoo, now you are weird if you don’t have 5 tattoos, full colored sleeves and piercings.

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GeneralVeers 5 points ago +5 / -0

The dress is BLUE and WHITE.

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THELEADERSOFMEN 2 points ago +2 / -0

LAUREL!!!

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americafirst1337 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Conservatism is the modern counter-culture" - PJW

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Libertarian_Man 3 points ago +4 / -1

While i'm not a fan of heels (I feel bad for women wearing them, look so unpractical aswell as bringing an un-healthy culture where a guy has to be taller then a girl in heels) the chick on the right is super hot.

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FUCK_TYLER 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mormon!

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IlxTheGreat 3 points ago +3 / -0

You know that Bob Dylan wasn't thinking it would happen this way. And yes, I know he's a Liberal, heck probably Communist.

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Seruna_Kanus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Both are hot. Wouldn't bang either though. I've a girlfriend for that.

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BidensHairyLegs 3 points ago +3 / -0

So true. Being conservative these days is the new anti establishment. Being liberal means your part of the tyrannical machine.

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anonkunsama 2 points ago +2 / -0

loving the one on the right damn I need a ma like that.

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PropagandaWizard1984 2 points ago +3 / -1

Based = Best

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Fizbin7 2 points ago +2 / -0

The one on the right is sooo much more attractive...

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Dialectic 2 points ago +3 / -1

Most of my boomer family members and acquaintances think my millennial wife and I are extremist weirdos because we are conservative Catholics who live the faith and have clearly defined discipline for our children.

I really try to not lump all boomers together, but they make it difficult as fuck. Nosy, ignorant, undisciplined fucks

Thank goodness more and more millennials and younger gen are moving towards traditionalism

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A_Russian_Wall 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd hit both without hesitation.

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HiddenDekuScrub 2 points ago +2 / -0

Even back then the Jem wannabe at least looked cool and feminine.

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SqRt7744 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes, but watch out for "trad" sluts. All the outward appearances of having traditional mores, but rotten to the core with like 100 sexual contacts and practically as many abortions. Unfortunately all too common.

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snoopy3210 1 point ago +1 / -0

The left. The right.

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bitterbut_true 1 point ago +1 / -0

But they're BOTH 'sex costumes' would'ya believe.

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RaginJake379 1 point ago +2 / -1

Conservatism is the new counter-culture

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The5thEstate -3 points ago +1 / -4

The one on the right, if you shorten the year to '20, and add gray-scale and grain, what would be the difference from 1920?

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slrpnls 1 point ago +1 / -0

The fashions are even close to 1920s fashions.

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lanre -5 points ago +2 / -7

Guys, they just want to be accepted for who they are. What they're doing doesn't harm you. Live and let live ya'll.