say it enough times and it'll come true sweetheart, twitter told me so

I threw a few temper tantrums as a toddler, maybe one around 8. My grandfather whooped my ass with a wood spoon. Haven't lost my head since that day.

This thing needed a few ass whoopings and never got a single one. Look at how it screams against its own biology. Its in pain, suffering. If my dog kept acting that stupid I'd take it out back and Old Yeller it.

These people need a padded room.