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Journalists these days are giant pussies (media.patriots.win) 🐓 tendies 🍗
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WANGIroll20s 91 points ago +92 / -1

Anyone who gets a bruised shoulder from firing an AR-15 should probably go see a doctor.

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NvJohansson 23 points ago +23 / -0

No kidding, he would have broke his clavicle with a 10 guage goose gun...the .950 jdj would have tore his shoulder right off. 🙄

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Johnfox13 30 points ago +30 / -0
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ClownTamer 20 points ago +20 / -0

These are fucking great. Most people only know about guns from movies, and most gun laws are written based on movies. It’s hard to put anything into words to them that’s going to convey just how stupid mainstream media and Hollywood perception of guns are. Videos like these do it perfectly.

Guns are loud. I’ll give them that. Maybe let us buy suppressors so they’ll still be pretty damn loud but at least they’ll be less loud.

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Johnfox13 4 points ago +4 / -0

Going from 160db to approx 120db at least makes it so permanent hearing loss doesn’t occur for surroundings in a home invasion situation. CC is harder with a suppressor :) but I’m sure if so, bystanders would appreciate it.

Who knows, the less $200 ATF taxes on suppressors the more free market and innovation

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ClownTamer 6 points ago +6 / -0

That’s my main worry during a home invasion. I keep my shooting earmuffs next to my bedside gun safe so when we blow away violent invaders, we don’t blow out our ears. Our current plan is I open the safe while my girl pops our muffs on and covers the dog’s ears.

It’s clearly possible to have built in suppressors that don’t make guns gigantic:

https://www.brownells.com/firearms/handguns/semi-auto/maxim-9-suppressed-pistol-9mm-prod101176.aspx

If we opened the market to them, we’d probably see smaller versions of that which basically made use of the empty space in front of someone’s hand under the barrel of a handgun.

CA won’t let us have CC so I’ll just be walking around with a sword and crossbow since that’s legal.

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Pappy_Gunn 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes I love it when a 90 pound woman (never mind, even a 150 pound guy) rapid-fires a 12 gauge and the muzzle barely moves up.

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ClownTamer 1 point ago +1 / -0

They act like all guns are automatic in some movies too. You’ll have cops basically going to war with Navy Seal level skills firing off a magazine with a single trigger pull, having criminals return fire with equally problematic handguns. They’ll hide behind a car as shots are coming in and you’ll see 30 rounds accumulate on the car in a couple of seconds when they’re being shot by 2 people with 1911s from a distance at night while everybody’s panicking. It’s like everybody’s Jerry Miculek in his prime on steroids. If someone’s that good of a shot I don’t think they’d be a petty thug or a beat cop.

The Matrix can do whatever it wants to explain things, and I love the lobby scene, but even that’s hilarious if you stop to think about it. They’ll go through 50-100 rounds to take out 1 guy. They came at 2 office workers to save Morpheus with a helicopter mounted minigun that I’m sure they unloaded until they ran out of ammo. Neo wasn’t even in Neo mode yet but still had no loss of hearing. Even the guards would have been deaf after if they survived in an echoing lobby like that with great acoustics.

It’s easy to see how people can be so afraid of guns when that kind of thing is all they know about them.

“Oh my god, he’s got a handgun! Everybody run!!!” /building explodes

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SirPokeSmottington 9 points ago +12 / -3

Anyone who gets a bruised shoulder from firing an AR-15 should probably go see a doctor.

Just to point out... AR-15 is the model of the gun, not the caliber.

A .458 SOCOM and a .50 Beowulf are still AR-15's

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WANGIroll20s 4 points ago +5 / -1

True but one must balance precision with concision when making a joke.

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cucks_on_parade 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lying scum

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TheMadManDidItAgain 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kocksman would be more accurate

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Quietam_Unum 4 points ago +4 / -0

Anyone who gets a bruised shoulder from firing an AR-15 should probably go see a doctor.

Tofu bruises easily.

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Redditcensorsyouandi 63 points ago +63 / -0

"His" last name never fit "him" better than it did that day.

What an embarrassing disappointment.

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Clevelandbrownie 12 points ago +12 / -0

KEK

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Skippious 39 points ago +39 / -0

It felt like a bazooka

The recoil bruised my shoulder

Did he actually fire an AR-15? Or is he just describing what he imagines it would be like? The recoil on an AR-15 is nothing compared to other rifles! Either he's lying, or soy makes bones brittle.

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cook_does 22 points ago +22 / -0

Soy not only makes them weak, it also makes them have experiences that didn't happen.

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magastrophysicist 12 points ago +12 / -0

Soylusions of grandeur.

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TheMadManDidItAgain 8 points ago +8 / -0

Also, did he ever fire a bazooka to make that comparison?

Demagoguery.

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CoronaT_Virus 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bazookas don’t even have recoil. It’s a open tube rocket launcher.

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Quietam_Unum 1 point ago +1 / -0

These "journalists" are ignorant as a cowflop but they don't let them from speaking authoritatively. Remember this hufpo reporter with the "rubber bullets"?

http://gunssavelives.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/rubbb.jpg

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cucks_on_parade 4 points ago +4 / -0

Either fantasizing or lying

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AdmrlNelson 2 points ago +2 / -0

Either he didn't fire it, or he did but he's describing like that because he's leftist scumbag who has an agenda

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Purge-the-leftists 24 points ago +24 / -0

My 11 year old daughter shoots my 30-06 at the range and can nail the12" target at 100yards. And this grown "man" complains about a ar15.

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cook_does 12 points ago +12 / -0

He never shot the gun. I bet he went to the gunrange, sat in his car listening to the gun shots and then wrote his article while sipping on a soy latte and enjoying a soy power bar. Probably a Soycialist.

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Boogi2shoes 4 points ago +4 / -0

Its called propaganda.

Cant believe so many here thinks he's serious.

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Media_Brews_Hate 17 points ago +17 / -0

It felt like a bazooka and sounded like a cannon.

🤦

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tankmanban 14 points ago +14 / -0

If an ar15 bruised his shoulder and scared him I think he should get checked out by a doctor and then a therapist.

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SurrenderFreeman 5 points ago +5 / -0

I fired a 12g with slugs at my range, and that wasn't entirely fun. AR is nothing compared to that.

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tankmanban 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ya, I was going to say only a 12 has bruised me. I did fuck up with an sks by being too close to the sights (got too focused on being accurate to impress my dad) and have a scar above my eyebrow to prove it but I was way rookie at the time.

I didn't need a therapist afterwards though.

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edxzxz 3 points ago +3 / -0

He should definitely go see his gynecologist.

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SirPokeSmottington -1 points ago +1 / -2

If an ar15 bruised his shoulder and scared him I think he should get checked out by a doctor and then a therapist.

I mentioned this above...

Just to point out... AR-15 is the model of the gun, not the caliber.

A .458 SOCOM and a .50 Beowulf are still AR-15's

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CrimsonClown 3 points ago +3 / -0

Do you think this pussy really had the balls to fire .458 or .50?

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Johnfox13 8 points ago +8 / -0

He must have had zero hearing protection

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SurrenderFreeman 5 points ago +5 / -0

Especially in an indoor range, that sucks.

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Luckycoz 4 points ago +4 / -0

That lucky bastard has fired a bazooka?

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lodecesky 8 points ago +8 / -0

It felt like a bazooka? A bazooka fires a rocket ...so no recoil ...

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SirPokeSmottington 3 points ago +3 / -0

I once saw a buzzfeed video where their resident soybois went to an indoor range. There was a section with an accidental discharge that I swear they edited in during post-production.

Sauce:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-t6HDWZIz5A

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cook_does 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bazooka!? Gadzooks!

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Pappy_Gunn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bazookas are recoiless.

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cook_does 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol, that’s true they are rockets

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SDhiker 11 points ago +11 / -0

The "recoil" bruised his shoulder...

No, no it did not.

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SDhiker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ha! Great example

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Obamasamerica 9 points ago +9 / -0

Any civilian who claims that anything short of a violent assault "gives them PTSD" is a fucking joke. Certainly not someone who should be giving advice or presenting news to the public.

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SirPokeSmottington 6 points ago +6 / -0

Any civilian who claims that anything short of a violent assault "gives them PTSD" is a fucking joke.

And it's offensive to people that have had to live through a war, or fought in a war.

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kornesque 9 points ago +9 / -0

felt like a bazooka

recoil bruised my shoulder

I'll take "I'm a clueless pussy liar pants on fire" for $1000 Alex.

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Trump2024 8 points ago +8 / -0

Gersh put the "kunt" in Kuntzman

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Whimpy13 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's Kuntzma'am!

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WhitePowerRanger 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lol what’s temporary PTSD?

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SirPokeSmottington 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lol what’s temporary PTSD?

It exists long enough to have a good story to tell.

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NvJohansson 6 points ago +6 / -0

Who is this faggot?

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Olschoolponcho 6 points ago +6 / -0

I remember this faggot. If he thinks an ar is bad try a short barreled mosin nagant. At nighttime. Fireball the size of an atv. And itll legitimately bruise the fuck out of your shoulder. I highly doubt he had any bruising from an ar. That isnt a complain against the short mosin, even with the kick its my all time favorite bolt action. Drills a dinner plate at 300yards reliably

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OutrageSells 6 points ago +6 / -0

🚨🚨FAKE NEWS ALERT🚨🚨

She's nine.

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MrFrogBottom 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wasn't there a video of this fag crying like a bitch after shooting an AR?

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Johnfox13 3 points ago +3 / -0

There is but it is posted by CNN so I don’t want to give them any $ or ads

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HumblePig 4 points ago +4 / -0

Temportary PTSD. FFS.

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leon_06 4 points ago +4 / -0

What a cuck. these bozos should be kept miles away from the sun store as well as the range.

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UhtredRagnarok 4 points ago +4 / -0

As a person that has complex ptsd, this faggot reporter can fuck off to a cliff and jump off it. You don't get to use my disability as a tool to rep your wokeness.

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DontApologize 4 points ago +4 / -0

No doubt most guys here are way better with guns then me - but my shooting experience with them showed me..

  1. Rifles are much easier to shoot accurately and quickly then pistols.
  2. Compared to rifles an AR-15 type gun seems to shoot fairly quietly and accurately.
  3. Large caliber pistols and especially revolvers are hard to shoot accurately and quickly as they have massive recoil and tons of noise.

I can totally understand why leftists want to stop AR-15. Mao says political power grows the the barrel of a gun. Well - an AR-15 is a very effective gun and hence represents a lot of political power.

If you want to run a fascist police state - you had better round up most guns but especially the AR-15s.

Sidenote - after learning just a bit about guns (tiny) - tv gun battles piss me off. Using car doors as cover - bullets will go through that shit like swiss cheese and other things..

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SirPokeSmottington 2 points ago +2 / -0

Compared to rifles an AR-15 type gun seems to shoot fairly quietly and accurately.

I wouldn't say 'quietly'.

Sidenote - after learning just a bit about guns (tiny) - tv gun battles piss me off. Using car doors as cover - bullets will go through that shit like swiss cheese and other things..

Most calibers will go through the ENTIRE car, anywhere on the car, except the engine block/front end.

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Afeazo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Guns are humanities greatest equalizer, and to want to ban guns is to want to ban equality

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svlem 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kuntzman At this point it's just ridiculous. Whoever said that the left can't meme, needs to reconsider. They meme themselves every single day.

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AmericanJawa 3 points ago +3 / -0

The look on her face is adorably priceless.

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GeneralVeers 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Daddy, daddy, I shot a terrorist!!!"

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AmericanJawa 2 points ago +2 / -0

"That's wonderful, princess. Now double tap to confirm the kill."

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lifeisahologram 3 points ago +3 / -0

How would he know what a bazooka felt like if he never used a bazooka? His garbage shit words are meaningless.

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Ironmoosen 3 points ago +3 / -0

Anyone who’s ever fired an AR knows there’s hardly any recoil. Absolutely no way it bruised his shoulder.

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RiverFenix 1 point ago +1 / -0

The AR-15 is only a .22 or 5.56mm NATO? (or both?)

Either way, you're right.. it doesn't bruise unless you're prone to bruises.

Knew a chick who could carry a ruck twice her own weight but even a 10lbs bag or tap on her shoulder and she'd be black and blue like a bear attacked her.

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SirPokeSmottington 1 point ago +1 / -0

The AR-15 is only a .22 or 5.56mm NATO? (or both?)

No.

There are nearly a dozen if not more calibers that you can barrel an AR-15 receiver in.

I had to look it up... almost 40. I was off by a factor of 3.

Rimfire calibers
.17 Mach 2
.17 HMR
.17 Winchester Super Magnum
.22 Long Rifle
.22 Winchester Magnum Rimfire

Centerfire calibers imperial measurement

.17 Mach IV
.17 Remington
.17 Remington Fireball
.17-223
.20 Practical
.204 Ruger
.22 Nosler
.22 PPC
.222 Remington
.223 Remington - Original AR-15 caliber: .223 cartridges may function in a 5.56×45mm rifle, however 5.56×45mm cartridges can produce excessive pressure in a .223 rifle. On the other hand, a .223 Wylde chamber is used on .223 caliber rifle barrels to allow them to safely fire either .223 Remington or 5.56×45mm NATO ammunition.
.223 Winchester Super Short Magnum
.224 Kritzeck (Shortened .223 remington neck)
.224 Valkyrie
.243 LBC
.243 Winchester Super Short Magnum
.25 Winchester Super Short Magnum
.25-45 Sharps
.277 Wolverine (6.8×39mm)
.30 American
.30 Carbine
.30 Remington AR
.300 AAC Blackout (7.62×35mm)
.300 HAM'R - Wilson Combat
.300 OSSM
.300 Whisper
.350 Legend
.358 Yeti - Wildcat
.375 SOCOM
.40 S&W
.45 ACP
.450 Bushmaster
.458 SOCOM
.50 Action Express
.50 Beowulf

The last 4 will bruise you, if you shoot a box of ammo.

And of course, almost all pistol calibers can be fired from an AR-15, but then they are usually called the caliber, ie AR-9, AR-40, AR-45, etc. A .22 AR is often called an AR-22.

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RiverFenix 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks - we were both WAY off. I've only ever used the 5.56 NATO, it wasn't an 'AR' per se, it was in the C7, which is basically an M16 with 7 'modifications'..

I've used the C7A1, C7A2 (adjustable stock), C8, (like the M4 carbine) C9 (5.56 belt fed MG), C6 (7.62 GPMG), 9mm Browning, 105mm C3 Howitzer and a few other random things like grenades and stood next to Javelin and Carl G firing..

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HoneyBadger 3 points ago +3 / -0

Imagine this cuck firing that actually hurts like a 12ga deer slug out of a Remington 870. He'd probably start his period right on the spot.

My 5 year old fired an AR-15 and loved it.

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PosterIsDead 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shameless.

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Kavantar 3 points ago +3 / -0

"The recoil bruised my shoulder, ... The brass shell casings disoriented me as they flew past my face ... The explosions — loud like a bomb — gave me a temporary form of PTSD... Even in semi-automatic mode, it is very simple to squeeze off two dozen rounds before you even know what has happened."

How?

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SirPokeSmottington 3 points ago +3 / -0

Obligatory super duper literal gun girls.

I teach women first time shooters. And even THEY are not little bitches like this guy.

At the end of the day, when I ask them if there are any guns they want to shoot again... it's NEVER the tiny .22LR I start them on... it's always the loud, shoulder slammers.

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brsmith77 3 points ago +3 / -0

'Temporary PTSD'

That is a very dramatic way to say 'Startling'

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IlxTheGreat 3 points ago +3 / -0

So it intrigued me enough to look up ww2 war correspondents. On the front lines, one get's his leg broken. Goes back to work 2 months later. Yep. Reported on these things called "facts" as well. Imagine that.

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sir_rockness 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahaha so true. My kids have more T than that faggot in the meme

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ViscountOfDuzza 2 points ago +2 / -0

I went to the states just to fire an AR15, What I discovered is it’s better than sex.

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Pappy_Gunn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bazooka (/bəˈzuːkə/) is the common name for a man-portable recoilless anti-tank rocket launcher weapon

Felt like a bazooka? A hollow tube firing a self-propelled rocket = zero recoil. But I've never fired a bazooka, so I don't really know what that feels like. They were replaced by the M72 before I was born.

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LibertyPrime2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

The only thing shooting ever did for me was give me an erection that wouldn't go away.

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N0Brakes 2 points ago +2 / -0

His father should be ashamed. My son started shooting at 6. Part of growing up.

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Lobo60 2 points ago +2 / -0

Range day is always a good day. The best for me was helping a guy and his father with a brand new ar15 they had no idea how to operate. The father only spoke Spanish so the son translated, but after the first shot both of them had the same look on their face as the girl in the picture.

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Malfunction 2 points ago +2 / -0
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Patriot_Z 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean, his name is literally Kuntzman. Kinda on the nose

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greatgonzochops 2 points ago +2 / -0

"gersch kuntzmen"??

What a fucking gay name.

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raybiker73 2 points ago +2 / -0

we call him Gash Cuntman

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Imzadi 2 points ago +2 / -0

There is a great video of an anti-gunner shooting a full-auto AR. You can see him starting to smile but he stops so he can complain.

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rootGoose 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pussies have more integrity than these journalists.

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Freedom4545 2 points ago +2 / -0

because liberals think like women.

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raybiker73 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ah, good old Gash Cuntman. We in the gun community have had many hearty laughs at his expense. He's a legend.

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kleindropper 1 point ago +1 / -0

ARs don't even have much kickback. How pathetically weak is this guy?

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PepeTheSailorman 1 point ago +1 / -0

These people aren't right I tell ya hwut