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RedditStillSucks 165 points ago +165 / -0

Buy futures in "Maxwell didnt kill herself" memes

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AlphaNathan [S] 75 points ago +76 / -1

STONKS UP

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Richard_Friedman 11 points ago +11 / -0

Lmao WSB is the only sub I still visit on Reddit

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PROCIsAsshoe 4 points ago +4 / -0

I haven't visited there since 2018 but are they no longer suffering from a severe case of TDS? The forum was great in 2016 but it seemed like it was descending into the edge-lord Robinhood account holders colony by the time I left.

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Richard_Friedman 3 points ago +3 / -0

I mean, it has its shittiness, and gets brigaded a lot but they try to remain pretty politics neutral there.

Jartek was kicked off the mod team several months ago and it has been much better.. the Robinhood edgelords are still around though but it’s far better than any other corner of reddit IMO.

ALL bans were lifted when they banned Jartek so take it for what you will haha

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PROCIsAsshoe 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's good to know and thank you for the reply! I'll have to venture over there and check things out. I'm not familiar with Jartek but it sounds like it was a case of an overzealous/power-hungry mod? Or is there more to that story (i.e. bias in moderating behavior)?

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Richard_Friedman 2 points ago +2 / -0

More to the story but yes, that was essentially it. He created fake accounts and fake gain porn and tried to sell people into his “trading school” and some gay competition.

Fucker could not even make money off of the markets so he had to fake it and try and extort people. Not to mention he would ban any and everyone who said anything he didn’t like.

It’s much more free and fun again now. Plus, if you block shills and RH retards it can be a great place to bullshit and gamble your portfolio away!

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PROCIsAsshoe 1 point ago +1 / -0

lol that's weak af. Even funnier to know that he's been exposed and publicly flogged! Seriously thanks man for the feedback I've missed that sub. Do you know if there was ever any resolution to the tragic tale of MartyMojo? IIRC he's the guy that made an ~$200k yolo on a ladder of MU deep otm call LEAPs and shared his progress along the way. I think he took the positions in late '17-early '18 and was up something like ~$1.5MM by late May. Always wondered about that guy as he had updated WSB at some point in the summer about sticking them out after massive attrition to his paper gains and he never re-surfaced. Always wondered if there was closure to his story. I might have some of the details wrong given the distance from the present time but it was a classic Icarus story and having suffered from one as well I always hoped that he'd report back at some point with good news!

And you ever check out ST? Comical to see how many l33t traders are willing to sell you their secret sauce. Bunch of snake oil salesmen. Either you learn how to fish or you'll never truly thrive!

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Envyholmes 4 points ago +4 / -0

this literally cant go tits up

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lifeisahologram 52 points ago +53 / -1

I think there are only two outcomes with her.

  1. She "suicides"
  2. She "talks", but conveniently only gives up names to Rino Pedos "Oh Bill Clinton who I am seen in photographs with in private intimate settings in private residences? Never heard of him!"
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ravonaf 28 points ago +28 / -0

There is one other option that borders on insanely evil. She releases fakes of prominent people that the deep state wants to take down. It won't matter that the evidence is fake. The Fake News Media will run with it and no amount of forensic evidence will convince them otherwise.

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cantw889 14 points ago +14 / -0

This is my prediction..she's going to spout out a bunch of lies and fake documentation involving Trump

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ravonaf 8 points ago +8 / -0

Sadly, that would explain the timing of the arrest. They could have snapped this bitch up a year ago but did nothing. Now, all of a sudden they decide to arrest her? It's politically timed.

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doug2 3 points ago +3 / -0

It actually totally contradicts the timing. I'm not going to rehash it, check my post history if you doubt me. Barr and Trump are the ones pushing for her prosecution and it's clear as day to anyone who takes two minutes to look into it. Hint, who issued the subpoena and how did she get her position?

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ravonaf 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm actually a massive supporter of the President. But if the President denied justice for political reasons that's wrong times 1000. Thousands of children have been raped, tortured, and murdered on our President's watch. If he allowed those deaths to score political points thats evil. I don't believe the President has control over this. People need to stop with the Q conspiracy bull shit. While they are spreading fantasy innocents are dieing.

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ravonaf 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's not my fault! I didn't know I was going to pedo island! I thought it was a legit vacation that all Supreme Court Justices went too! They drugged me with Viagra and cocaine! What was I supposed to do!

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NomadicKrow 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sounds like the fatass airline guy from F is for Family

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MuadDon 2 points ago +2 / -0

The amazing thing is they don't even need to do this. Their NPC drones are programmed easily enough on a steady diet of fake news headlines that pop up on the News app and similar pipelines.

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Johnalex 23 points ago +23 / -0

This one here.

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goodatlife123 5 points ago +5 / -0

Maam we found old traces of his dna inside you.... are u still claiming you dont know him?

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Desertwhale 21 points ago +21 / -0

Already snagged mine up the day she was arrested.

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jimmajamma 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL Somebody already picked up these domain names: www.maxwelldidntkillherself.com www.ghislainemaxwelldidntkillherself.com

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Desertwhale 64 points ago +64 / -0

It's going to be hilarious when Politfact has to bend over and admit Bill Clinton Is A Rapist. Will be sharing that one far and wide.

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ADAM_SCHITT 19 points ago +19 / -0

INFOWARS DOT COM

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GEOTUS_is_HERO 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s been too long since I heard this one!

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Reinholt 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh please, you think they aren't going to come up with some tortured logic to exonerate Bill based on something like "we don't know for 100% certain because we don't have certified mail delivered photos of the act and a signed statement that one party did not consent", but also Trump 100% colluded with Russia and that's fact?

This is Politifact we are talking about, who rate somewhere just below slime mold in value.

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edxzxz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Considering the mental backflips they have done to excuse their party's current candidate for POTUS delivering a glowing eulogy for a Ku Klux Klan Exalted Grand Cyclops, it's clear there's nothing they don't believe their idiot followers will lap up.

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LunaFan 3 points ago +3 / -0

She's not going to implicate any of the swamp. She's going to lie and say President Trump was a client.

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AlphaNathan [S] 24 points ago +24 / -0

COME ON, BILL

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NoStumpyTrumpy 18 points ago +18 / -0

Huh, that might be the first time I've seen a betting site give odds in Biden's favor.

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Harambesbegottenson 12 points ago +12 / -0

All it takes is one big bet for biden to turn the odds. Not very difficult to manipulate and given the amount of money involved i would not be surprised if there are people out there making those bets in order to get the odds in his favor to sway public opinion

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minotaurbeach 15 points ago +15 / -0

$100 says- Prince Andrew

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Randomite 8 points ago +8 / -0

$150 says anything she says, either pre or post mortem, will be bound by a gag order. We will never know. Have any new inmates that look suspiciously like Ghislane been recently entered into this facility?

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minotaurbeach 2 points ago +2 / -0

I really wonder if she will get witness protection, esp if she gives up clintons

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Farmerbob1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Would it matter?

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minotaurbeach 1 point ago +1 / -0

:(

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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED 8 points ago +8 / -0

As a non-gambling pede, what do the numbers mean? Obviously it is the odds, but how does one interpret them?

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JBPrickster 13 points ago +13 / -0

It’s in terms of $100. If Slick Willy has +1000 by his name, you’d win $1000 if you bet $100 and he is named first. If you bet on Biden with a -350 by his name, you would have to bet $350 to win $100.

In this scenario Biden would be a favorite and Clinton an underdog.

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Wiggleworm 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm not seeing Biden on the list at ALL. were you making a joke to give an example, or was he removed from the list after you posted?

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JBPrickster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nah it was just a fictitious example,

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MrMcGreenGenes -2 points ago +2 / -4

Sorry, not a gambler either. 10 second search at DuckDuckGo.

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Darthrift 39 points ago +39 / -0

Fuckers ruined pizza. That's reason enough to hang them.

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Darthrift 7 points ago +7 / -0

One day, we'll take it back, and your hobby will be free! Lol.

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WhitePowerRanger 3 points ago +3 / -0

A pizza basically is a map to my heart

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BobbyTwoScoops 13 points ago +13 / -0

This is quality. Keep it up you glorious pos!

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patslimmy1 9 points ago +9 / -0

What time is she scheduled to appear?

And will it be streamed?

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patslimmy1 5 points ago +5 / -0

awesome - thanks!

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CelesteD 5 points ago +5 / -0

fucking 50% npcs in that chat, all desperately trying to tie Trump to her ... but the one guy was hilarious, "BELIEVE ALL WOMEN"

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patslimmy1 2 points ago +2 / -0

2 mins - should make a post to get stickied!

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NormaJeanRocks 2 points ago +2 / -0

WTF is this, are they going to show her hearing or what?

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patslimmy1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Some in chat saying it starts at 1

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NormaJeanRocks 2 points ago +2 / -0

I did post it too

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NormaJeanRocks 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah

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PosterIsDead 8 points ago +8 / -0

Why do people who know they'll be suicided protect the Clintons?

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thrakkorzog 9 points ago +9 / -0

They think they will be protected by the deep state. If they keep their mouths shut they can get a pardon.

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MuadDon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Because they are like her, "operatives." Hildog and her jack-off husband are just up-jumped peons that serve darker and more powerful people.

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BigPedeEnergy 6 points ago +6 / -0

I could not be more happy with GEOTUS rn. I think he's actually trying to blow the lid off this shit

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TuxPseudo 6 points ago +6 / -0

Are we on day 14 or 15?

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BananaWizard 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mama mia

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IcculusBased9 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kek

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Slash78 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't have much confidence in this.. I'm scared she will come out and call Trump a pedo with no evidence in October. If that lame Netflix propaganda piece isn't enough to brainwash people this could be. Last thing we need. Trump was against the guy.. but the left refuses to believe that.

If she does do what she needs to do and names Hollywood and political folks and everything that would be a great start; I just don't have much confidence in that happening.

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cbonez416 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh shit!! Italian pepe representing. That my boy right there!!

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venserbringssexyback 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol, Killary is slacking

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Siteless_Vagrant 2 points ago +2 / -0

Killary is shaking.

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Overkillengine 4 points ago +4 / -0

But is it kuru or alcohol withdrawal?

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CelesteD 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've seen Kuru mentioned a lot, I'm "guessing" it's the "shakes" you get from eating human flesh, but would you mind informing me or linking me?

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ippwndu 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's the human version of mad cow disease. You get it from consuming prions while engaging in cannibalism.

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CelesteD 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought so, thanks.

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Xal1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol, pizza

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Trump2024 2 points ago +4 / -2

Can I have my pizza with extra PEPEroni?

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Mighty_MAGA_Muse 2 points ago +2 / -0

Has there been any pics of her since her “capture”? I’m starting to get suspicious.

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JesusisKing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek

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SteelDriver 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wonder how many points Vegas is giving her, because she surely is a big underdog. :D

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TDAF 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like a crispy crust!

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Violetflame 1 point ago +1 / -0

Idk, a year is a long time to keep her safe. The sharks are circling

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Indianapede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just a reminder, people in charge don’t want her talking. Could be cutting a deal to only name certain people and quiet about others.

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Berzerker_king 1 point ago +1 / -0

what is arrignment day ? Did she name names?

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Shill_Deportatron01 1 point ago +1 / -0

She just needs multiple live feeds and Secret Service detail. My guess is that she is going to try to spin this as "Drumpf did everything"

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Strike_Eagle784 1 point ago +1 / -0

WOOOOOOOT

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TaggartCiscontinenta 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hold up. They make round Matzo, now?

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Americanism 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pizza is not good optics in reference to Maxwell lol

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LolitaExpressPilot 1 point ago +2 / -1

Berman was shielding her. Now he's gone. Sadly, I can't help but feel this will amount to nothing - and it breaks my heart.

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PropagandaWizard1984 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't get too happy, some fuckery is afoot no doubt!

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FaRmErX2000 1 point ago +1 / -0

She’ll get bail and disappear

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S1000HD 1 point ago +1 / -0

I see what you did there

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Brofistula 1 point ago +3 / -2

He, she'll testify but they are probably working a deal with her to implicate trump in exchange for a lesser sentence or to not get 'suicided'

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sir_rockness 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey dont cast your bets, hearing isn't until 1pm!!!

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tonightm03 1 point ago +1 / -0

Still expect her to be Clinton'd by the end of the month.

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coyote_777 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ghislaine:radio_star::Hillary:video

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remember1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pizza!Pizza!

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FuckReddit4545 1 point ago +1 / -0

The twirling pizza made my day. We've got the best memes.

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Altrightythen 1 point ago +1 / -0

Www.Engrish.com

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AmericanJawa 1 point ago +1 / -0

Almost gives you hope she might live long enough to spill her secrets.

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SoYuge 1 point ago +1 / -0

Haha dis lil guy making da pizza >:)