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posted ago by SnakeP ago by SnakeP +759 / -0

Individuals who see others failing to abide by the mask requirement should call in complaints to the county’s new hotline at 216-698-5050, or file complaints online at cuyahogacounty.us/maskexperience.

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Lla26 41 points ago +41 / -0

Be sure to file complaints against all the Cuyahoga County leaders.

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Oleglory 40 points ago +40 / -0

PS we overwhelmed the NYC Snitch Line a couple of months ago. 🇺🇸❤️🇺🇸

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IthoughtIwalked 18 points ago +18 / -0

When mentioning Biden, you have to be careful what scent you throw off, because he'll come a-sniffin

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Oleglory 31 points ago +31 / -0

I May have at least 100 calls. I may have reported Big Fanny, 300 lbs, double chin, greasy black beard, mowing the lawn naked and OMG NO FING MASK. 🇺🇸❤️🇺🇸

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Meatbank84 22 points ago +23 / -1

Come on man at least make it believable no 300lb dude is mowing the lawn.

source

300lb dude that pays a company to mow his lawn

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Lurking-My-Life-Away 13 points ago +13 / -0

I'm a 300lb dude and I mow my lawn. Although I do take umbrage to the double chin and greasy beard.

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MrBlack 21 points ago +21 / -0

Report everyone's name as "Hugh Mungus"

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whiskey_shitz 12 points ago +12 / -0

Lucy Stoolmaker

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AsaNisiMAGA 11 points ago +11 / -0

Also Mike Hunt, Phil McCavety, Ben Dover, Seymour Butts, etc.

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Maccherokee 10 points ago +10 / -0

Hugh Jass Sam Hammich

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whiskey_shitz 8 points ago +8 / -0

Dr. Heelitdow Nadrain.

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Ligersrule1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Davontae Dontcaire

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Comanche_Moon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Harry Saks

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MAGA_4EVER 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fucking throwback!

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stonetears4fears 19 points ago +19 / -0

“I’m concerned about transmission of the virus online. Should I be wearing a mask while using the Internet?”

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Dialectic 9 points ago +9 / -0

Nice

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DestroyerofCobwebs 18 points ago +18 / -0

Just what Cleveland needs: more rats.

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Basileus 18 points ago +18 / -0

2020 is so gay

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DIGGPATRIOTS 15 points ago +15 / -0

just called in and said white women in their mid 40s are not wearing masks all over town

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PepeBoyington 14 points ago +14 / -0

i have to watch a couple hours of crank yankers first to get in the right frame of mind

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johnrambo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Jerky boys might get you to a better place

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Corkybootchuck 12 points ago +12 / -0

"I didnt wear a mask while getting the mail , Am I dead yet?"

" I see people wearing masks while driving alone, can I get corona from my car?'

" can you please mandate buttplugs be worn in public to reduce the risk of transmission by farts"

Just a few examples of what I've sent so far.

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IncredibleMrE1 11 points ago +12 / -1

De Blasio did this in NYC, and the country lit up the tip line with dick pics and memes of De Blasio as Hitler.

Fools should have learned.

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more_maga_please 7 points ago +7 / -0

"I didn't wear a mask the entire time I was in Cuyahoga Co. this past weekend visiting family. 10/10 will do it again very soon."

Is what I submitted on the website a few times so far with random email addresses.

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RespectMyNipples5 7 points ago +7 / -0

Just sent them a link to a website filled with gifs of tgirls jizzing all over the place.

I did my civic duty for today.

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Corkybootchuck 7 points ago +7 / -0

Report the news casters. In Ohio all employees must wear masks while at work and the Coyahoga county is under red alert and mandated masks in public. The news casters never where masks on air.

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1in1024th 5 points ago +5 / -0

this is way more insidious than pranks and dick pics.

Hold them to their own bullshit rules

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whiskey_shitz 7 points ago +7 / -0

You're doing God's work

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A300killdozer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lol they ask for give it to them

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RespectMyNipples5 6 points ago +6 / -0

Gonna send a dick pick if I can.

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womp_squared 6 points ago +6 / -0

Corrupt piece of shit county

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Lardlad55 6 points ago +6 / -0

I sneezed while alone in my car without a mask. Will I make it home alive?

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Ligersrule1 7 points ago +7 / -0

Now is the time to be brave in the face of grave danger.

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anthemstander 5 points ago +6 / -1

I just noticed you can rearrange the letters to spell "A gay hog County." Cool.

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UnidentifiedWhiteMan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Make sure you make the voicemails as long as possible. Eats up their mailbox faster that way.

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Naughtalus 3 points ago +3 / -0

My state did the same thing weeks ago. The purpose is to stop fucking morons from calling 911 and clogging up resources with their bullshit. We literally created a place online where you get a legit looking form to fill out and submit on a .gov website. It doesn't actually do anything though. It's not even connected to a database. 🤣

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lejaniehasnotarrived 4 points ago +4 / -0

2079 E. 9th Street Cleveland, OH - Cuyahoga County Administrative Headquarters

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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0

>"mask experience"

These Hollywood sloganeers must be scrambling for work now that they are not welcome in the "woke" "re-imagining" of the "entertainment" business.

>also

Why is it that Cuyahoga County (along with Broward) seems to be a consistent late-night holdout on Presidential Election results? Is it because they are a high-population Flyover State city? (Or do they have Broward-style corrupt "election officials?")

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