Brenda Snipes- Broward Supervisor of Virus Testing
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I just turned to stone.
BeetleJuice BeetleJuice BeetleJuice!
That's anti-science.... it should be Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse.
Nigga, what the fuck is geuse? I want some Beetledrink!
-Dave Chapelle
Sugar, water, beetle. Don't need all them vitamins and shit.
But what if I told you if you take your vitamins you could have some Stove Top Stuffing?
Throw in some Capri Suns and we've got a deal!
Geuse is the same as drank.
Haha it is comedy cuz he said nigga. Lol it is what makes it funny. Just saying nigga. Lol. Comedy genius coming up with nigga this and nigga that...it really makes us laugh and chuckle.. Really solid comedy. Hahaha....nigga! Lol. Genius.
Just imagine they had the capacity to evolve and in 50 years they will all be like “Wtf was wrong with us back then, calling each other nigga all the time?? That time period is just fucked up.” But no. In 50 years they will still be calling each other nigga and wearing whatever retarded shit that is analogous to pants pulled down past their ass.
Damn it, you are right. I knew it was wrong when I typed it, but am too lazy to look it up lol.
Who wins the crown for most politically active deep sea creature?
Lori Lightfoot or Brenda Snipes?
It's showtime!
Wow. There really is a clear resemblance there!
Who me? Cuppa times I been cheating elections.
F
I think that means we have to tip you over now because justice. Sorry AlphaNathan. Would you like me to cover just your hands in red spray paint or randomly all over your body?
I like black conservatives. Does that matter?
NATHAN STATUES MATTER
Oh, no, I'm afraid that's a common misconception. You see, it doesn't matter if you like black people and treat them just like anyone else because the real problem is that you aren't a Marxist. The only color that really matters is Red. If you like though, I can make up some nonsensical platitudes filled with words like 'justice' and 'peace' and 'compassion' to make you feel better about it. :-)
When you are gone... I turn to stone...
How did you type that?
"Wait, what's this under the bed? Well I'll be damned, it's 100 million new positive COVID-BS cases. Looks like we're shutting down 6 more weeks."
But seriously, how isn't this bitch in jail?
Because it's broward county. It's about as corrupted deepstate as you can get outside of DC.
Cuomo and Newsome have entered the chat
Broward county is the one place corrupt enough to make New York and California blush.
HIS NAME WAS BERANTON WHISENANT, JR.
Found dead on beach. Was investigating Clinton..? Or someone else around the 2016 election if I remember. That was the area where ramen hair was in charge of some corrupt shit.
He was looking into a scam having something to do with citizenship and passport fraud, if memory serves. And given Florida's location and relationship with Caribbean human trafficking and election fraud (it was KEY in Dem efforts in 2000, 2016, and 2018) it's likely he threatened someone's money or adrenochrome.
Immigration and visa fraud. Some report that he was going to expose Debbie Washingmachine Shultz and her connections to Imran Awan and his family and their ties to Pakistan.
I have done years of sleuthing on the internet and coming across the active crime rings in that county made me realize this shit is all real, it’s not just people on the computer, it’s not just political banter. There are evil people out there that will kill me because I know this stuff. Not the most fun thing for a young person who just wanted to get involved in politics to help improve my community.
The crime here in the United States and the blatant warship of criminality and degenerate behavior is honestly scary. Pull back the curtain and you realize you have almost no one to turn to.
Most conservatives I find are simply not aware...hopefully the riots woke them up.
Trump 2020 or bust.
Thats why it's so frustrating that people constantly are saying "save us" "do something" "arrest the traitors" to the very politicians who have been party and parcel to the corrupt uniparty for decades. The swamp isn't going to drain itself if it has any choice! The RINOs are not going to investigate and prosecute themselves, and they know if they go after their Democrat colleagues, those Democrats will in turn expose their own crimes!
Nobody is going to save us, it's our responsibility! We are lucky to have GEOTUS in our corner, but he is trying to show us that we have to be strong ON OUR OWN. He will not be here forever, we know it, and he knows it. It means nothing if he saves us now and we simply fall back into the same traps again as soon as he's gone. Right now, their strategy is primarily to WAIT HIM OUT. When he is gone one day, they need to lift the hood to find the engine is still burning like fucking crazy on all cylinders: that losing POTUS has done absolutely nothing to diminish our ferocity or our strength to defend what we believe in!
Ahem, Chicago and New Orleans would like a word.
South Texas has entered the chat We always get a glimpse of the swamp during the primaries, when one corrupt Dem out -corrupts another corrupt Dem. So the loser starts spouting off about the corruption, until he and/or his family members get an envelope full of cash.
Yep. If anyone is interested in learning more about this, Why Meadow Died is a thorough exploration of the Parkland shooting and all the progressive Swamp pieces of shit that allowed it to happen. It's written by the father of one of the victims who was infuriated that the tragedy turned into a 2A debate and not a school policies examination. Very good read (although hard to read at some points for obvious reasons).
Chicago and New Orleans have entered the chat.
The Wuhan of America.
It's too bad, too. I really enjoy Ft. Lauderdale's Los Olas Blvd.
The amount of "outbreak" is directly proportional to the election fraud in Nov
Wasn't she appointed by Jeb! Please clap.
Fucking Beetlejuice
I see this
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/bttf/images/6/69/Newface.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20080321000009
Is she related to lightfoot?
Make sense
The one where they manufacture ghouls out of soot and vinegar?
She’s actually explaining that 88 miles per hour in an Oldsmobile Cutless will take them Back to the Future.
Hang on...
I though she got sacked for voting irregularities?
It’s just some Kek-ery based on the bogus reports of C19 cases coming out of FL. I find it humorous the only thing that Florida can get a 100% in is cheating.
She graduated from the Medical School of Reppuh Rayshons
Sumwan Kum Paymee
Gibmedats Academy of Grifting and Capitalizing on White Guilt
Hint, later as in afterlife.
Wasn't she appointed by Jeb! Please clap.
She's done the dirty work for a lot of uniparty politicians.
She's in Broward County. Florida could get rid of 90% of her problems if the county just broke off and fell into the sea.
I feel as though the arrow hurts it quite a bit. I wonder if we can come up with a different way to highlight the figure on the right, Pedes?
FANTASTIC work. That was just the ticket. Stolen!
Oops I just found several boxes of virus in this dumpster!
... what were you doing in the dumpster?
Looking for boxes of virus, obv!
Jokes on her, you store viruses in jars
NOT AN MD.
“doctorate in educational leadership”
In other words, "How to Grift White Liberals Using Marxism and Pomade"
Online degree from DEGREES-R-US
Honorary.
Everything in Broward County... yikes
Broward County.... not even once
She's well on her way to perfecting her Beyond Thunderdome cosplay.
Who run Browardtown?
If you put Covid 19 under a microscope this is what you see
Beached Ursula
Lots of test results have hanging chads; that means they are a Gore vote.
"Here's how Al Gore can still win the 2000 Presidential election..."
All we're missing is Noodles at this point.
Why do leftists all look like villains from Hunger Games?
projection into their 'art'
This woman is a school teacher who then became an election supervisor and was removed from office for ballot fraud. Fraud that she had been overseeing since she started back in 2003. She was not fired but allowed to resign after 15 years of repeated misconduct. She is not a doctor of any kind by education. She is a liar and a cheater and that is why she is being tasked to supervise covid testing. And for the record you can thank Jeb Bush for her sorry ass.
Appointed by Jeb! Please clap.
She's done the dirty work for a lot of uniparty politicians.
I honestly wouldnt be surprised if this is real.
"WE DONE FOUND BOXES OF POSITIVE RESULTS OUT BEHIND THE TRASH CANS!!!!"
Noodles' Hair gets noodlier
Yeah . . . time to go shopping for a new convention site. This crooked bitch . . .
she looks like a troll doll after someone cut most of the hair off.. also she looks like YODA...lol and ya i fully expect someone to post that yoda/brenda snipes meme..cause its fucking hilarious.
Glad I'm not the only one who remembers that incident. How she's still in that job boggles the mind - she should be behind bars.
cant tell if this is a shitpost or not
Uhura has seen better days
Two men enter, one man leaves.
Why do they ALL look like various incarnations of fucking Beetlejuice?
Thanks for the eye-aids.
Right. The same person accused of voter fraud and had to resign due to "mistakes" when tallying votes in 2018.
Found the problem.
Hokay....I got here by clicking a button labelled Hot.
TRUTH IN ADVERTISING?!?!?
You're shitting me. She is? She has a history you know. If she counts virus testing like she counts votes, then it's all fiction.
"On November 30, 2018, in the aftermath of the controversial 2018 Florida elections, Snipes was removed from office by Governor Rick Scott. In an official statement by Scott, he stated her suspension was due to her failure of maintaining order within her office and complaints of malfeasance.[5]"
Do not say her name three times.
What can go wrong?
why do so many "leaders"(sarcastic quotes) of the left look like they escaped the set of The Walking Dead??
How does this lady keep popping up. I still remember 2016.
She has been proven to be a criminal and a liar, so how doe she get another state government job, sorry, stupid question.
Suddenly 10 billion new cases.
She looks like a covid 19 china virus incarnate.
Supervisor of virus testing?! She couldn’t even properly keep track of the elections in Broward County and was forced to resign.
Doctor of education - naturally.
One look and that explains Florida right now. Don't have to read a single word, the picture truly is the story.
I think most people here have overlooked the "SHITPOST" tag.
Does this mean that Democrats get the virus 5 times?
are you fucking kidding me, this crazy ass crackhead bitch still around?
I thought she was gone!