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posted ago by KuhlooKuhlay ago by KuhlooKuhlay +104 / -0

I'm half serious, hear me out. This is essentially what the Democrats are saying: black people are beyond self sufficiency and need the "system" to adjust to their specific special needs. Why not force the left's hand here?

If I were a sitting Senator not up for reeeee-election I would introduce two separate resolutions. One that declares black people basically legally retarded and precious, and adds them to the list of acceptable disabilities on the ADA with another that declares black people as capable and equal to everyone else.

Dems would never vote for either one without either looking horrible or like hypocrites. Not that they care I just think the political theater would be fun.

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KuhlooKuhlay [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Name suggestions:

The SIMP ACT: Special Interest in Minority People

The DUMB ACT: Democrats Underestimate the Minds of Blacks

or

The FREE ACT: Federal Recognition of Equality for Everyone

The REEEE Act: Racial Equality, Evident to Everyone Else

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chelthing 3 points ago +3 / -0

The SIMP act is the best imo