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Cesare_Borgia 66 points ago +66 / -0

Hillary's missing shoe! Garrison is great.

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303Cal 20 points ago +20 / -0

The shoe is always missing!

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Yeti2 5 points ago +5 / -0

I always look for the missing shoe.

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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shoe Hunters FTW!!!

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TJac 60 points ago +62 / -2

Keep this 4 term swamp rat OUT.TOMMY .T. for senate.

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Trumpfan1 9 points ago +9 / -0

AGREED! Sleepy Jeff 😴 💤 WAS WORTHLESS for two years! BTW, this political cartoon is EXCELLENT 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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TJac 2 points ago +3 / -1

Do you,like myself,find it rather odd that people who scream about term limits,are the ones who want to return a 4 term scum sucker to the senate?

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Art-Vandelay41 36 points ago +38 / -2

Damn that is good! Sessions turned a blind eye to treason and money laundering, which in my book, makes Sessions a traitor and money launderer.

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wizzingonwallstreet 10 points ago +10 / -0

Gee my book says the same thing.

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Kaarous 17 points ago +18 / -1

That is absolutely vicious.

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Jleinf 1 point ago +1 / -0

Truth hurts incompetence

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SatanicSoros 17 points ago +20 / -3

No one had more chances to take out corruption & the Deep State than Jeff Sessions and he failed!

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IAbsolutelyDare 27 points ago +27 / -0

He didn't fail, he straight up refused!

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midgetpornrocks 9 points ago +10 / -1

We all know why: he's been in on them.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 14 points ago +18 / -4

> Trust Sessions

> Trust Wray

> Are you ready for arrests?

> Next week BIG

> WWG#1WG#2!

> Trust muh Plan

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SatanicSoros 10 points ago +12 / -2

lol Q's greatest hits!!!

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Keiichi81 9 points ago +12 / -3

"Mueller has flipped and is secretly OUR GUY!"

Still makes me laugh.

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LtColVindmansVagina 7 points ago +9 / -2

I think there was a hint of truth in the FBI Anon and the initial Q posts but now it is just rampant speculation like kids in tunnels and boats leaving docks in a Q pattern and blah blah blah blah

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HocusLocus 0 points ago +5 / -5

> SOON
> IT'S HAPPENING
> freedom boner
> IT'S HAPPENING
> SOON

[loose fingernail clipping from Mueller's hand falls to the ground in slow motion, hitting the ground with a hollow booming thud]

"CuckooforCocoPuffs!CocoCuckoo!CrunchyCocoPuffsChocolateyCocoPuffs!!!!"

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tonightm03 14 points ago +15 / -1

Let's be honest Barr will be the next dog.

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Keiichi81 11 points ago +11 / -0

Sadly, this is probably true. Barr has more bark than Sessions had, but so far I have been less than impressed with his bite.

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christianknight 5 points ago +5 / -0

He already was, look at his resume.

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ZacPetkanas 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hillary's shoe!

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Keiichi81 6 points ago +6 / -0

How much of the last 3 years of bullshit couldn't have been avoided if not for Worthless Jeff Sessions recusing himself on Day One and letting the DOJ be run entirely by the anti-Trump "Resistance"?

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Spirit_of_Resistance 1 point ago +1 / -0

How about you address the comment at hand, Sessionsucker? Explain away the recusal, we'll wait

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ralphw 5 points ago +6 / -1

COME ON ALABAMA!!! Send this clown packing.

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IAbsolutelyDare 4 points ago +4 / -0

What do you think lil'Jeffy will do after he loses? I bet CNN commentator, defense lawyer for the Clinton Foundation, or lawn jockey in front of one of Soros's mansions.

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TrumpRocks 4 points ago +5 / -1

Sadly, Sessions will likely win just based upon name recognition.

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synd1050 3 points ago +6 / -3

jeff sessions to win

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Watch_TheKarma_Burn 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is fucking amazing.

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MrMxyzptlk 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hillary missing the shoe. Love it.

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Rotting_John_McCain 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who could have predicted the Keebler elf wouldn't have made a good AG?

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MythArcana 2 points ago +2 / -0

Watch out, Ben's breaking out Flash now. I can't wait for the Convict Hillary game.

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WaffleBiscuit 2 points ago +2 / -0

He should make more animations, if he hasn't already.

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LionTed 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn nice. Based Ben Garrison.

Also this reminds me of the first animated Stonetoss comic that was posted (by a fan) recently.

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bill_in_texas 2 points ago +2 / -0

This would have been a very effective campaign ad to be shown on Alabama TV the last couple of weeks.

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remember1776 2 points ago +3 / -1

This is a great new avenue for Team Garrison!

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DignityDude 2 points ago +2 / -0

Great cartoon and vicious. But Tuberville is going to ensure that foreigners get American jobs in order to keep wages low for the Chamber of Commerce crowd and Prince Kushner. Sessions was mostly terrible as AG but he was a great Senator. President Trump really needs to be reminded how important immigration is, and the only way to do that is to rebuke Kushner/Tuberville.

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JetJocky 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's one great little video right there.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 1 point ago +1 / -0

Obama and holder should've been stealing bikes.

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HeavenlyTrumpets 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is amazing.

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TweeterInChief 1 point ago +1 / -0

How exactly is Barr any better?

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tufftoffee 1 point ago +1 / -0

Voted for Tuberville. So far he's looking good, but it's too early to say. Jefferson County (where Birmingham is) voted for Tuberville but by a slim margin. (Less than 200 votes) Have yet to see the other big cities results.

This is a good site for live updates. It also has a page for updates by county.

https://data.montgomeryadvertiser.com/election-results/race/al-us-senate--gop-2020-07-14-runoff/20200714AL2074/

One county, Greene, only had 16 people show up. 12 voted for Sessions lol. Show up to vote people!

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ADKCO9 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sessions is America First. Who else supported immigration moratorium?

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gothicreader 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don’t know too much of Tony T. I hear he’s a globalist but I’m not sure if that is true. In either case Session did mess up badly and if had stopped the Mueller and FBI coup de etat we wouldn’t be having this discussion. From my observation I don’t think he’s a bad person I personally believe he was bamboozled by Comey, McCabe, Rosenstein, etc. He wasn’t the right person as a AG. You have to be ballsy to deal with DOJ/FBI. Remember he came from the Senate. Totally different environment, IMO.

Finally, the people’s of Alabama will choose. And whoever they choose we must defeat the current Senator. That’s what’s important.

One thing is for sure Session is NOT Flake or Romney.

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SneakyWino -4 points ago +1 / -5

I completely disagree. You guys were all as head-faked on Sessions as the cabal. LOL! He was totally getting things done behind the scenes while everyone thought he was snoozing. It will all come out. If he doesn't win this, he should be busy with the tribunals.

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MooCow1980 7 points ago +9 / -2

We literally watched him do nothing. Screw Jeff sessions.

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christianknight 1 point ago +1 / -0

mods need to stop deleting comments, this is looking like reddit

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CJBarnacle -3 points ago +4 / -7

"Screw the America First candidate. Vote for the pro-amnesty Silicon Valley funded Tuberville instead."

Like I said, fucking retards.

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catatonic_frog 3 points ago +3 / -0

When has Sessions ever been America First in action? I don't know anything about Tuber but I definitely don't see Sessions as America First at all

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JuicyfearsMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

As senator he was the most hawkish about border security and keeping out illegals. Supported Christian's and was one of the biggest supporters of religious liberty and my default the nuclear family. You can count on him to stand up to liberals who want to transform society as well. I get his mistakes as ag, but as senator he'll be with trump. He isn't running as revenge like Romney

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AbrahamLincoln 2 points ago +2 / -0

Abandon your post Day 1 and let democrats run the DOJ = America first? Ok then.

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AbrahamLincoln 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'd pick a bag of rocks over Sessions.

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CookinDemNoodles -5 points ago +0 / -5

Effective cartoon. I will not be voting for Sessions to be Attorney General, but I will for Senator.