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eviantears 165 points ago +165 / -0

Ahhhh back when the internet was spicy & mp3s took me 20mns to download

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eviantears 53 points ago +53 / -0

LOL

I remember buying a (please laugh!) GATEWAY PC to “produce music” (don’t stop!!)

I was on the phone for a solid 2 weeks w tech support as soon as it arrived

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Basileus 24 points ago +24 / -0

I also had a Gateway, but I didn't produce music. I made films using Microsoft Movie Maker--and to be honest, they were better than most Netflix original content

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FreeBased1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do share!! 👍😀

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Tranny_Fluid 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ahh gateway, or as us nerds used to refer to it "cow crap in a box". I now absolve you of your pc sins my son

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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 6 points ago +6 / -0

My God man, you could dial some numbers and turn off call waiting!

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Raindrops1984 6 points ago +6 / -0

NOW you tell me!

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spaceforceltc 3 points ago +3 / -0

*70

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 9 points ago +9 / -0

The sheer number of CDs that I had with burned music on it was mind-boggling. I'm talking several hundred CDs of music downloaded from Napster, Kazaa (and more than a few viruses), Gnutella, WinMX (pound-for-pound, this was the best app), Limewire, and the OG Bittorrent client. And then in college I got a bunch of friends in my dorm hall to set up a series of intranet network shares of their music so that we could all trade files around easier. Damn, that was the life.

The day I finally got a Kenwood MP3 CD player that would read data CDs, I almost cried. I could fit like 80 songs on a CD and that cut it down to like a few dozen.

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had-to-chime-in 3 points ago +3 / -0

what really hahahaha good times 😂

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Basileus 51 points ago +51 / -0

And before my porn tastes were utterly depraved due to overexposure

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LosPepesContra 19 points ago +19 / -0

This is the funniest thing I've read all day. Well done...you deserve a good session of Brazzers!

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LostViking1985 3 points ago +5 / -2

That hidden stack of CDs with a really random assortment of porn vids, including at least one where the lady looks questionably young, but uh... your friend made the CDs...

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Oda_nicullah 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tawnee Stone

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FatTony 10 points ago +10 / -0

640x640 porn was amazing. Remember Milf Hunter?

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Cyer6 13 points ago +13 / -0

This place would've been on the old BBS Bulletin Board System. Kind of pre-internet web browser and search engine days. That's where you found everything.

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FreeAndHostile 5 points ago +5 / -0

I remember passing around BBS's to my friends, on written pieces of paper. Really fun times.

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mickusa1 9 points ago +9 / -0

Napster...

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Trump2024 4 points ago +5 / -1

WinAmp. It really kicks the llamas ass!

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 7 points ago +7 / -0

You just made my fucking day. My winamp skin was fire.

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Trump2024 3 points ago +4 / -1

I changed mine often. I really liked the red metal or the one that looked like a fender amplifier. The screen saver visuals were tight too!

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HighPedeEnergy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Surfing the high seas of the internet with lime wire, Napster, the good Times

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sustainable_saltmine 66 points ago +66 / -0

Myspace was pure

well despite everyone thinking they were a web designer, having eye gouging themes and GIF backgrounds and comic sans

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BadManOrange 90 points ago +90 / -0

What's funny is that people traded the ability to express themselves however they wanted with MySpace for the blandness of Facebook.

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RuleoVicus 7 points ago +7 / -0

Same. Never had to provide a phone number or a fucking ID.

Lol when I had Facebook I got around that crap claiming I was homeless using a library PC, didn't have an ID, and would find a lawyer if my account wasn't reinstated.

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Illinoyed 1 point ago +2 / -1

The exclusivity sold Facebook and made it cool

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Naughtalus 12 points ago +12 / -0

I used to make money making peoples myspace pages look how they wanted lol

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 3 points ago +3 / -0

I used to steal my friends passwords and cover their Myspace in gay porn. Sick burn.

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WRONG_OPINION 11 points ago +11 / -0

Early Facebook had customization skins for a short time but that was too much freedom I guess.

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 1 point ago +1 / -0

My girl and I were just talking about that yesterday. Facebook is so boring...

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undefined 37 points ago +37 / -0

hey, you talk shit, but editing myspace layouts was the single shot that launched ten thousand men's on their six-figure careers

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bitterbut_true 23 points ago +23 / -0

Ah...the days of AltaVista and Mosaic. The original Hotmail was the best email platform (still) I've seen.

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aparition42 7 points ago +7 / -0

I still have a hotmail address, and I still gripe about it being sold every time I have to log in through outlook's website.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 3 points ago +3 / -0

Damn right. @live.com can kiss my ass

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williammcfadden 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hotmail sucked. Lycos for search.

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RuleoVicus 9 points ago +9 / -0

Lol, AskJeeves ftw

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LoneStarDangler 7 points ago +7 / -0

Look at these non Web-Crawler using plebes.

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frankenbox 1 point ago +2 / -1

WebCrawler and HotBot for me. I remember when Google first came out and people were gushing. "You can search the internet with it!" I was like, "you mean like WebCrawler...?"

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LostViking1985 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lycos, fetch boy!

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Cyer6 5 points ago +5 / -0

I made some good money day trading early Internet stocks. You could almost close your eyes and point at anything internet related then throw some money at it, and see the price go up in just weeks. I did that with things like Netscape's web browser.

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aparition42 16 points ago +16 / -0

Don't forget virus ridden animated mouse cursors and MIDI "music" that started autoplaying and looping long before the page finished loading.

Hope your speakers weren't turned up, because the widget to turn the midi off won't load in for another minute and a half!

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LostViking1985 4 points ago +4 / -0

It was kind of like Marmite - you either loved the terribleness of it, or hated it.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 3 points ago +3 / -0

I got tons of ass an Myspace. Proto tinder. That's your attraction.

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GuacBowls 7 points ago +8 / -1

Thanks to MySpace I was editing CSS at age 7.

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YOLOSwag_McFartnut 49 points ago +49 / -0

You're still my friend Tom

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Badwubs 32 points ago +33 / -1

Top # of friends was the only reason to use social media. Too much fun to switch someone out to have them call you 5 minutes later

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Augustus1776 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yooo so many fights about that.

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NotRealDemSocialism 27 points ago +27 / -0

We killed myspace, by cluttering our shit pages with shit.

Tom gave us freedom and we abused it, concerning ourselves with how we could, never thinking if we should.

Tom was humble. Never updated his profile pic, never used the reach of his friend count to be invasive. Just a friendly neighbor for all. An example to emulate we never did.

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RuleoVicus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Contrary to conventional wisdom, B&W movies were shown in HD.

90 years before 'HD'.

Only because silver nitrate degrades and never properly stored, had the public got the perception old B&W movies were poor quality.

Funniest fucking movie I have ever watched was Arsenic & Old Lace. Jesus Christ it's impossible trying to get people I know to watch it.

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rma92 1 point ago +1 / -0

I saw a stage performance of Arsenic & Old Lace. Was hilarious.

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1776-or-1984 0 points ago +1 / -1

This very description had made decide to try Arsenic and Old Lace now.

Couldn't be arsed before

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 23 points ago +23 / -0

Yes, I’m friends with him. Ah, the good ole days of browsing some chick’s page and Metallica starts blasting S soon as you open it, your cursor turns into a magic wand, or your friend get pissed at you because they didn’t make the Top 8.

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deathbymonty 5 points ago +5 / -0

MEMORIES

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Beat_to_Quarters 14 points ago +14 / -0

Makes you wonder if it had survived whether he would have zuckerberg'ed and started doing all that shit.

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SpaceForceMilitia 1 point ago +2 / -1

Its a sad musician focused social page..or something.

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f_bastiat 13 points ago +13 / -0

My first internet friend, hope Tom is doing well (he is).

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 8 points ago +8 / -0

His IG is lit, dude's traveling and taking photos.

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Tenspot20 11 points ago +11 / -0

Tom was my first friend on Myspace, heck of a guy! Geocities FTW!

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 10 points ago +10 / -0

In an interview, he talked about his that "him as first friend" was actually a workaround for a bug lol

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RuleoVicus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Link?

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 1 point ago +1 / -0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA4vPc5SqJ8

NOTE that this is with Tai Lopez whom I am not a fan of at all. But the interview was still good.

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Nolivesmatter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Knawledge!

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 3 points ago +3 / -0

KEK "Here in my garage with my brand new Lamborghini here"

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1776-or-1984 2 points ago +3 / -1

Here I am in a strangers garage, with my wall full of books I never read, with my rented Murcielago over there!

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NoMoreLies 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now there is Neocities 😉

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remember1776 9 points ago +9 / -0

Freedom is letting me use scrolling marquees, animated starry gif backgrounds, and playing back full blast a 10 second music clip on repeat.

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tokenninja 8 points ago +8 / -0

The first online friend we all had

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Bragg 7 points ago +7 / -0

Tom was my friend.

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RMD00 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ya'll just reminded me of Bonzi Buddy and shitty midis of "One Winged Angel". Those were simpler times back then. Used to hang out at the local Benigans and talk about George Carlin and Andrew Dice Clay along with nerding out about which Final Fantasy was better, 6 or 7.

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PeytonManThing 6 points ago +6 / -0

Shouldn’t have retired and left us unprotected

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wonderfreeheromale 6 points ago +6 / -0

I remember you could post a 20,000 x 20,000 pixel photo onto someone's walla and ruin their scroll bar, it was the wild west and it was epic

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thuggishruggishtrump 6 points ago +6 / -0

Myspace was the shit, I used to mack on females on there lol, I remember when I first learned how to customize my page, I thought I was the shit.

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Trump2024 4 points ago +5 / -1

Hey everyone, you need to ditch Myspace and come over to my super cool Geocities page! I've got almost 2000 wave files you can download!

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 7 points ago +7 / -0

Tom sold MySpace LONG time ago. Before this shit happened. There's an interview of him where he talks about the new owners wanted to get rid of him so hard.

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NotRealDemSocialism 4 points ago +4 / -0

2016 dude, longer after Tom excited and myspace was dead

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RuleoVicus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Guardian.

Dude...

... dude...

...

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MichaelDenny 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ah MySpace...shitty page effects, mood music, and grown men pretending to be college girls as far as the eye could see...I miss it!

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BlmAnimalFarmFodder 4 points ago +5 / -1

He was my only friend on myspace...

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CommietownUSA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Honestly, I miss Xanga. I was sad when everyone jumped over to Myspace.

Also, the best sound growing up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsNaR6FRuO0

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Kiras 5 points ago +5 / -0

Xanga! Now theres a name I havent heard since all before you were born...

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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hey, I was internet friends with this guy!

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mickusa1 3 points ago +3 / -0

I miss tom... those were the days..

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Pixel 8 points ago +8 / -0

Travelling worldwide and doing photography I believe, just living a fantastic life in retirement off the radar.

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lalicat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe he really was my friend.

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Trump2024 2 points ago +3 / -1

Tom was my friend!

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soban 2 points ago +3 / -1

I remember reading that he flew out an Asian chick to bang and she posted that he had a small dick, then he banned her from Myspace.

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Wood_Shampoo1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sadly i bet these big tech ceos make more than 500 mil to influence the election ..

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 2 points ago +2 / -0

All this reminiscing reminds me of another nostalgic video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9DST-6jIBU

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rwhankla 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tom was my friend.

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HighPedeEnergy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tom was all our fren

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RuleoVicus 1 point ago +1 / -0

🤗

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Ma5e 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ehhhh.... MySpace paved the way for facebook to flourish

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pingpongdingdong 1 point ago +1 / -0

Then Murdoch bought it and the media made it their mission to take it down.

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BidensHairyLegs 1 point ago +1 / -0

We're getting content from Reddit now? This was trending on the front page yesterday

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