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Trumper007 170 points ago +172 / -2

LOL I'm surprised someone hasn't thrown a shoe at him!

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Blazeron 115 points ago +116 / -1

Trump would stand there totally solid with a death glare and willingly get hit in the face by the shoe and not flinching just to show dominance.

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WhiskeyAndCoffee 36 points ago +36 / -0

das rite man

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QUADBRIX 26 points ago +26 / -0

I bet he pisses for distance AND accuracy.

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TrumpJRDavidHarrisJR 22 points ago +22 / -0

you forgot volume and power

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Ex_Cathedra 12 points ago +12 / -0

Remember when Trump's security thought someone at a rally had a gun and he just stared forward?

https://i.warosu.org/data/biz/img/0071/75/1517505630390.jpg

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Aoikaze2000 9 points ago +9 / -0

I could see him brushing it out of the way like he was swatting a fly.

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conryf 2 points ago +2 / -0

Naw. He’d a caught it.

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Shakakka99 18 points ago +19 / -1

Gotta give Bush credit for that double shoe dodge during his administration. Celebrate our Presidents that have legendary reflexes.

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RabidZoo 17 points ago +17 / -0

Fuck Bush. He's a fucking deep-state Commie-loving faggot.

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Shakakka99 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yes, but he threw up all over the Prime Minister of Japan, dodged shoes, smirked his way through trying to open locked doors. I was at least entertained.

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The_Girdle_of_Kirk 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm with you . The shoe dodge was a pleasant surprise. It wasn't that long ago when we could enjoy someones actions even if we disagreed with them politically. Dodging incoming shoes while in a war zone!! America Fuck Yeah!!

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RabidZoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

The money Haliburton made over there is fucking sickening.

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anotherviewpoint 2 points ago +2 / -0

That was his dad....

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wiombims 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's those coke fueled reflexes.

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Mrsattorney 3 points ago +3 / -0

But Dana Perino got hit by the shoe, giving her a black eye.

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jive-ass-turkey 11 points ago +12 / -1

No shoe would dare hit him.

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RepublicRob 3 points ago +3 / -0

The show would disintegrate before reaching him with his fire eyes.