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the_donaldjtrump 36 points ago +36 / -0

Thank you. Never mind rule #1 was always “social distancing” . The masks (and gloves to a lesser extent) are extra

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NuclearDreams 21 points ago +21 / -0

It was originally supposed to be "wear a mask if you can't properly social distance." Now its "wear a mask and social distance and carry a portable shower around with you so that you can clean your entire body everytime you pass someone else in the aisle."

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GhengisDon 9 points ago +9 / -0

Don't forget buttplugs. Don't want to be spreading covid from stray ass fumes.

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Friendly_B 1 point ago +1 / -0

In all seriousness, there actually was an article about passing Wuflu through farts.

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Wtf_socialismreally 13 points ago +13 / -0

Always wonder why people think the mask will magically stop it. Your eyes aren't covered; a lot of Dem drones leave their noses out. They fidget with it a lot.

Like, science doesn't agree with masks being used as they are. It's not a catch-all protection.

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LS_DJ 1 point ago +1 / -0

A cloth mask, a ATSM level 1/2/3 surgical mask, even these Chinese KN95 masks, all of them are as effective at stopping a virus as a Chain link fence is at stopping mosquitos

The masks are to get people to buy into the fear.