I'm going to get one of those robotic voice box things and when they ask for my mask I'm going to put it up to my throat and say "Kshhhhht I have a medical condition." and watch them be like "Oh..."
I actually had to go into a grocery store for work (HVAC&R) and they asked where my mask was and I said I was just there to fix something and they were like "Oh okay nevermind." Hahahaha what the fuck?
I had an eye exam this week. They called me prior to and wanted to go through every single question on their covid check list. I interrupted her and told let's skip all that I'm perfectly healthy. She insisted on continuing, and I ignored her. She finally gave up and moved onto telling I needed to call ahead before I came in, and then she said oh by the way, we request that you wear two masks. Two masks! I laughed at her. Told her to cancel my appointment, and hung up on her mid-sentence!
I should have said I would do this, but in reality I'm just not going to places that require masks.
Instead of buying my $3,000 lawn mower at Menards (requires masks), I just went to Home Depot. No masks! Instead of going to Costco, we cancelled our membership and go literally anywhere else...
If they require masks state-wide in public, then we're going to have a problem because I am definitely going to get into some physical altercations. I don't tolerate busybodies and asking me why I'm not practicing Islam correctly per government fiat is a bad way to start a conversation...
Alex Jones just tells the employees to let their manager know that it's perfectly fine if they want to enforce their mask policy but he won't ever be coming back to do business with them.
I'm going to get one of those robotic voice box things and when they ask for my mask I'm going to put it up to my throat and say "Kshhhhht I have a medical condition." and watch them be like "Oh..."
I actually had to go into a grocery store for work (HVAC&R) and they asked where my mask was and I said I was just there to fix something and they were like "Oh okay nevermind." Hahahaha what the fuck?
I had an eye exam this week. They called me prior to and wanted to go through every single question on their covid check list. I interrupted her and told let's skip all that I'm perfectly healthy. She insisted on continuing, and I ignored her. She finally gave up and moved onto telling I needed to call ahead before I came in, and then she said oh by the way, we request that you wear two masks. Two masks! I laughed at her. Told her to cancel my appointment, and hung up on her mid-sentence!
What the actual fuck are you talking about?
Two different scenarios involving forced masks. One respected me, the other didn't.
Genius idea! I am going to copy.
I should have said I would do this, but in reality I'm just not going to places that require masks.
Instead of buying my $3,000 lawn mower at Menards (requires masks), I just went to Home Depot. No masks! Instead of going to Costco, we cancelled our membership and go literally anywhere else...
If they require masks state-wide in public, then we're going to have a problem because I am definitely going to get into some physical altercations. I don't tolerate busybodies and asking me why I'm not practicing Islam correctly per government fiat is a bad way to start a conversation...
I like home depot as an alternative to menards. Never shopped there before all of this. Probably won't stop when it's all over!
Home Depot is the shit. Store plus app means I get everything lickety split. However going back 3 or 4 times per job is still unavoidable.
Same. We used to go to Menards, but since the mandatory mask policy, we go to Home Depot. Have no desire to go back to Menards
Alex Jones just tells the employees to let their manager know that it's perfectly fine if they want to enforce their mask policy but he won't ever be coming back to do business with them.
Not effective - they just see this as you being "unreasonable" and that you don't really mean it.
It's better to not go at all and let their bottom line get ravaged. Money speaks loudly.
L.m.a.o!!!!!!!!
Hahaha! This is all theater
Just buy a halloween costume voice changer. I gaurantee you people are too stupid to know the difference.