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NOTWOKE 50 points ago +50 / -0

Because he is a fucking loser

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No_Malarkey_Joe 34 points ago +34 / -0

Hey be nice. This sounds like his first interaction with a woman in a while.

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one3five 11 points ago +11 / -0

my sides

you win this entire thread

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TiltedOutOfBall3 4 points ago +4 / -0

I second this. It literally made me laugh out loud!

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TraeSnoozy 2 points ago +2 / -0

He sounds like a drunk Kermit the Frog.