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NuclearDreams 21 points ago +21 / -0

It was originally supposed to be "wear a mask if you can't properly social distance." Now its "wear a mask and social distance and carry a portable shower around with you so that you can clean your entire body everytime you pass someone else in the aisle."

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GhengisDon 9 points ago +9 / -0

Don't forget buttplugs. Don't want to be spreading covid from stray ass fumes.

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Friendly_B 1 point ago +1 / -0

In all seriousness, there actually was an article about passing Wuflu through farts.