It was originally supposed to be "wear a mask if you can't properly social distance." Now its "wear a mask and social distance and carry a portable shower around with you so that you can clean your entire body everytime you pass someone else in the aisle."
It was originally supposed to be "wear a mask if you can't properly social distance." Now its "wear a mask and social distance and carry a portable shower around with you so that you can clean your entire body everytime you pass someone else in the aisle."
Don't forget buttplugs. Don't want to be spreading covid from stray ass fumes.
In all seriousness, there actually was an article about passing Wuflu through farts.