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nunyadangbidness 17 points ago +17 / -0

I suffer from AFS and can't wear one. What's AFS you ask? It's American Freedom Syndrome and wearing a mask causes me to lose my freedom boner.

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Bigger_igloo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lack of freedom induced ED is a serious problem affecting men of all ages. If you've been exhibiting these symptoms... tell the doorman to fuck himself, drink a beer, and shoot some watermelon in the back yard.