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America_No_1 85 points ago +86 / -1

Make sure you have your Orange Man Bad twitter account fired up. Also make an appointment for a septum piercing.

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undepressor 26 points ago +26 / -0

Let’s not forget at least 1 tattoo in a location that will be never obscured by traditional clothing.

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Shitposter69 19 points ago +19 / -0

And the most unnatural of hair colors

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Raindrops1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

And enough piercings to set off a metal detector.

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Lurking-My-Life-Away 51 points ago +51 / -0

You'll be absolutely fine once you find your spouse who has a degree in social gender warrior studies with an emphasis in pay gaps.

Love is all you need. It really is.

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VidMaster 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yep thats what Disney told me, so it must be true

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ShrillaryMobile 25 points ago +25 / -0

Femenist Dance Theory

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tholins 22 points ago +22 / -0

I should be able to do whatever I want and get exactly the same stuff as people who work hard!

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Modus_Pwninz 13 points ago +14 / -1

Why take dance studies when you can take...

FeMiNiST DaNcE StUdIeS!