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America_No_1 85 points ago +86 / -1

Make sure you have your Orange Man Bad twitter account fired up. Also make an appointment for a septum piercing.

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undepressor 26 points ago +26 / -0

Let’s not forget at least 1 tattoo in a location that will be never obscured by traditional clothing.

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Shitposter69 19 points ago +19 / -0

And the most unnatural of hair colors

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Raindrops1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

And enough piercings to set off a metal detector.