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ForwardObserver 9 points ago +9 / -0

Bring em home. We stayed there longer than Russia, Why? Promotions were good. Promotions are always better wit a CIB and in theater record. Lance coolie forever!

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Shitlordstarklefevre 3 points ago +3 / -0

Huh?

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LugNuts 5 points ago +5 / -0

SO cool.

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Shitlordstarklefevre 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now butthole hurts

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deleted 4 points ago +5 / -1
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Rattler1775 5 points ago +5 / -0

Good, its time to leave for good. That region is irredeemable by man.

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ForwardObserver 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good opium deal for CIA CIA money matters

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d_bokk 4 points ago +4 / -0

Congress is trying to make US presence in Afghanistan permanent by inserting an amendment into the NDAA so Trump cannot unilaterally withdraw. Make sure to email/call your Senators telling them not too! Including the Democrats, if it passes we will NEVER get out of Afghanistan:

Last night, the House Armed Services Committee voted overwhelmingly in favor of an amendment — jointly sponsored by Democratic Congressman Jason Crow of Colorado and Congresswoman Cheney of Wyoming — prohibiting the expenditure of monies to reduce the number of U.S. troops deployed in Afghanistan below 8,000 without a series of conditions first being met.

https://theintercept.com/2020/07/02/house-democrats-working-with-liz-cheney-restrict-trumps-planned-withdrawal-of-troops-from-afghanistan-and-germany/

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MAG_n_KAG 5 points ago +5 / -0

If after we left, they flipped us off on our way out, renegged on every single agreement, burned a football field sized American flag, restarted their reign of terror over Afghanistan, I would still say "Bye fuckers. We're out of this shithole. Let this be someone else's problem."

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learntocode 3 points ago +3 / -0

tah fucking tah buh bye

jesus, we have been wasting everyones time lives and money since what 2002 2003?

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learntocode 2 points ago +2 / -0

fuck yes!!!!

hippy trump memes incoming

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Threebabies 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was just talking to one of my officer coworkers the other day about this. We are all stationed in the middle east (Kuwait) which is the Armpit of Hell as I like to affectionately refer to it. Anyway, I was talking with one of the lieutenants in our section and he had an interesting take. He proposed one question:

What is our win condition?

That's it. How can we, as a country that spent more than a trillion dollars nearing 20 years at war with a backwoods country produce security for our population back in the states, but also their country. We invested in infrastructure, schools, hospitals, roads, and training all on the american taxypayers dime. We gave them democracy, equipped their military, and for what? If we were to leave today, the same radical forces would rally and embroil Afghan in a bitter internal war.

So, knowing that WILL happen when we leave, how much do we need to continue to invest in this shithole for them to become self-sufficient and militarily strong enough to hold back the horde? Another Trillion dollars and 20 years? 40?

I say cut the dead weight.

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ForwardObserver 2 points ago +2 / -0

When the 'arf-made recruity goes out to the East 'E acts like a babe an' 'e drinks like a beast, An' 'e wonders because 'e is frequent deceased Ere 'e's fit for to serve as a soldier. Serve, serve, serve as a soldier, Serve, serve, serve as a soldier, Serve, serve, serve as a soldier, So-oldier ~OF~ the Queen!

Now all you recruities what's drafted to-day, You shut up your rag-box an' 'ark to my lay, An' I'll sing you a soldier as far as I may: A soldier what's fit for a soldier. Fit, fit, fit for a soldier . . .

First mind you steer clear o' the grog-sellers' huts, For they sell you Fixed Bay'nets that rots out your guts -- Ay, drink that 'ud eat the live steel from your butts -- An' it's bad for the young British soldier. Bad, bad, bad for the soldier . . .

When the cholera comes -- as it will past a doubt -- Keep out of the wet and don't go on the shout, For the sickness gets in as the liquor dies out, An' it crumples the young British soldier. Crum-, crum-, crumples the soldier . . .

But the worst o' your foes is the sun over'ead: You ~must~ wear your 'elmet for all that is said: If 'e finds you uncovered 'e'll knock you down dead, An' you'll die like a fool of a soldier. Fool, fool, fool of a soldier . . .

If you're cast for fatigue by a sergeant unkind, Don't grouse like a woman nor crack on nor blind; Be handy and civil, and then you will find That it's beer for the young British soldier. Beer, beer, beer for the soldier . . .

Now, if you must marry, take care she is old -- A troop-sergeant's widow's the nicest I'm told, For beauty won't help if your rations is cold, Nor love ain't enough for a soldier. 'Nough, 'nough, 'nough for a soldier . . .

If the wife should go wrong with a comrade, be loath To shoot when you catch 'em -- you'll swing, on my oath! -- Make 'im take 'er and keep 'er: that's Hell for them both, An' you're shut o' the curse of a soldier. Curse, curse, curse of a soldier . . .

When first under fire an' you're wishful to duck, Don't look nor take 'eed at the man that is struck, Be thankful you're livin', and trust to your luck And march to your front like a soldier. Front, front, front like a soldier . . .

When 'arf of your bullets fly wide in the ditch, Don't call your Martini a cross-eyed old bitch; She's human as you are -- you treat her as sich, An' she'll fight for the young British soldier. Fight, fight, fight for the soldier . . .

When shakin' their bustles like ladies so fine, The guns o' the enemy wheel into line, Shoot low at the limbers an' don't mind the shine, For noise never startles the soldier. Start-, start-, startles the soldier . . .

If your officer's dead and the sergeants look white, Remember it's ruin to run from a fight: So take open order, lie down, and sit tight, And wait for supports like a soldier. Wait, wait, wait like a soldier . . .

When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains, And the women come out to cut up what remains, Jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains An' go to your Gawd like a soldier. Go, go, go like a soldier, Go, go, go like a soldier, Go, go, go like a soldier, So-oldier ~of~ the Queen! Rudyard Kipling