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posted ago by letrain ago by letrain +515 / -0

She already pissed I said China virus in the group text. Any bombs I can drop when they start asking if I'm going to vote for trump.

Another story was the time she told me about how her friend in Greece has to use cash because the wait is too long for doctors so it's created an underground cash medical system. Then proceededs to tell me how America needs single payer healthcare because it would better...

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MiltonSnowflakes2020 81 points ago +81 / -0

Make the entire meal from GOYA products and keep OAN on the tv.

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nachosamplerREBORN 17 points ago +17 / -0

Trump wine - not bad - and may inexpensive bottles.

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MisterGuapo 11 points ago +11 / -0

Plus put a password lock on the TV so they can't change the channel!

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chelthing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Use the stickied pede's Trump Salt label at the table too!

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Kekistan_United 73 points ago +73 / -0

be happy; be unfazed.

that drives them absolutely crazy

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Block_Helen 33 points ago +33 / -0

Can confirm. It truly does.

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1in1024th 4 points ago +4 / -0

Amused.

Make some popcorn, get ready to be entertained.

Just ask typical interview follow up questions: "So why do you think that will work different than it does in Greece?" And be very interested in her answer. Just keep her going down the mental gymnastics as far as you can (internally chuckling the whole way)

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BasementBiden 49 points ago +49 / -0

1.Ask them to wear masks while they're in your home.

  1. Put a few flags or patriotic displays around the house.

  2. Have a large stack of Goya products prominently displayed in the kitchen. If they ask about it pretend as if you've never heard of the boycott.

  3. Divert any attempted political discussion or feign total ignorance of the subject.

  4. Let them fester in their own juices and see how long it takes before they begin to Reeeeeeeee!!!

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Rugar22 16 points ago +16 / -0

Yeah especially if they try to talk about liberal nonsense, always change the subject!

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LaymanLeathers 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Oh this? This is just my Goya display. It's got to be one of my favorite works of art in the whole home"

casually glances at wall stacked with negros beans from floor to ceiling

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HillarysStrapOn 2 points ago +2 / -0

YES THIS. Nothing like livin rent free!

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Redmoon 43 points ago +43 / -0

Be happy and obviously successful. Don't worry about politics, enjoy your family.

If they demand to talk about politics then ask that they sit down with you and watch the joe Biden kid sniffing compilation video.

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Block_Helen 17 points ago +17 / -0

Living well is the best revenge. Happy conservative Trump-loving people make them cry.

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chelthing 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oddly enough, my Leftist family members say the same and they're absolutely miserable.

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Independenceforever 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dude I can't.

There is now a poster for the new state religion ON EVERY STREET CORNER AND STORE WINDOW.

Mark of the beast here. Sorry America and her health takes precedent over the feelings and comforts of home.

Ask Nathaniel Greene's wife if she got to enjoy family.

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nuhbin 20 points ago +20 / -0

you are a single issue voter who wants China to be destroyed through a cold war, because we need to save the Muslims from concentration camps

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BillionsAndBillions 19 points ago +19 / -0

Put an American flag on your house. Serve only GOYA products for meals.

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Mynamesprivate 13 points ago +13 / -0

Bidens rapist history, and send a youtube link about bidens thoughts on integrating schools. One more on malcolm x's view if the link works https://youtu.be/jYcxvnh4YtM

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Schiffblower 13 points ago +14 / -1

Just tell them you’re going to be laughing when Trump wins. I did that on the 4th of July and out of the 8 ppl at the table, 3 had disgusted faces but all 8 agreed he’s gonna win

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Shariablue_Sorosbots 12 points ago +12 / -0

Take of your shirt and yell "THEY'RE TURNING THE FRICKIN FROGS GAY !!!"

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letrain [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

This! Haha I should just Alex Jones vitamins made me what I am. Haha

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Rugar22 8 points ago +8 / -0

Play patriotic songs on full blast through the house.

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hitexfortrump 8 points ago +8 / -0

Haha i like China virus

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Rugar22 9 points ago +9 / -0

Lou Dobbs has been calling it that on Fox News.

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hitexfortrump 7 points ago +7 / -0

I did miss Lou Dobbs when I cut cable

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Landslide_2020 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yes. Tell them that you Love them very much. And so does President Trump. Wear face protection. You don't want to get brain matter on you when their heads explode.

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letrain [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah I never understood why people that complain about systemic racism and how bad the government is demand more of it ..

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IHateMakingAccounts 1 point ago +1 / -0

This shit gets old. USPS is profitable when treated like UPS and Fedex. We only started losing money when Congress decided that the USPS MUST prefund retirements for all employees 75 years out and must have the fund completely funded in 10 years. Congress is why the USPS isnt profitable right now with their assinine restrictions. USPS hasnt taken taxpayer money but will need to start if Congress cant get their heads out of their asses. More MAGA less dems and rinos!

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wakingmajority 7 points ago +7 / -0

Just stay calm and keep your cool. Do not let them make you angry. Laugh at them. Let their lunacy make you smile.

Tell them Trump was right about chloroquine and show them this non-political website c19study.com Then accuse Trump haters of getting people killed. Make it casual.... :)

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letrain [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is my typical reaction. Just was surprised on hers about China virus.

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EvensoAmen 6 points ago +6 / -0

Find their "soft spot" or weakpoint and stay on that topic and use data, data, data. Most important, make them defend their claims. Ask: how did you come to that conclusion?

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RollWave 6 points ago +6 / -0

don't ever mention trump. just talk about Kanye and how biden's no longer fit but that if they aren't racist they should vote with you for an accomplished african american businessman.

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GhostP 6 points ago +6 / -0

I’m done with flaming liberals. If you’re a known Lib, including relatives, you’re not welcome in my house.

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wethedownvoted 5 points ago +5 / -0

program your wifi to redirect every request to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcEc8zeNYxI

in fact, make every device play the song constantly

but in all seriousness, we'll likely be at war with China within 5-10 years and it won't be pretty. just enjoy knowing each other is safe and fed.

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Kelmika 4 points ago +4 / -0

This video is fantastic!

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TRUMP4USA 3 points ago +3 / -0
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Haitianbychoice360 2 points ago +2 / -0

What a treat! Thanks pede!

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 4 points ago +4 / -0

I would suggest reading these 2 threads on how to red pill people correctly:

https://twitter.com/RonColeman/status/1274871779337568258

https://twitter.com/piney_the/status/1278164646726447104

Show them the video of Larry Elder red pilling Dave Rubin:

The Moment LARRY ELDER changed DAVE RUBINS Mind Forever (Systemic Racism):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phPXTWJhnYM

Full video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFqVNPwsLNo

Must READ: The Art of the Troll - Chapter 1: Non-Arguments

https://thedonald.win/p/GIJN0N1B/the-art-of-the-troll--chapter-1-/c/

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YugeBallsBelieveMe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ask them if they believe in white privilege and to explain it to you, then say damn I didn’t know y’all were white supremacists

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letrain [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would actively seek to argue. Just wanted a more articulate answer if they ask me something. I don't fight with my siblings. The closest is 17 years my elder. I know I was a late baby.

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GhostP 4 points ago +4 / -0

Say “oh, my bad, I forgot the virus came from Detroit. Should I have said Detroit Virus? Thanks for reminding me that the virus came from Detroit, not China.”

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DoIMAGAYouHornyBaby 3 points ago +3 / -0

Alzheimer's ought to disqualify a presidential dandidate.

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Shitlordstarklefevre 3 points ago +3 / -0

This might ruffle their feathers if they were Berners https://youtu.be/vf-k6qOfXz0

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Veritas1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Look, I may be in the minority here, but I really think antagonizing family members on the left is counter productive. The best revenge is living well. Most people are not going to change their minds. Don't forget that you are blessed with a good life on this earth and should try to share good times with your family and friends. I don't mind the occasional joke, but you will change a lot more hearts by just being a good person.

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letrain [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'd lean more towards this. But they have a tendency to try to ask me questions and engage. I usually avoid. Like when they asked did I really liked Trump's tax cuts I said "I'd rather have zero but it's step in the right direction" and they just didn't all about it anymore.

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Marble68 3 points ago +3 / -0

Take the Tim Pool route - LOL - Tell them Biden is the pro war candidate, while Trump is working to get us out of the middle east.

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letrain [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

This could work. Doubt they would be redbpilled. Buts s good starting point.

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Marble68 2 points ago +2 / -0

It'd certainly send them down a rabbit hole of cognitive dissonance.

Might sprinkle in the Muslim concentration camps China runs if they go there, so how the USA shouldn't do business with people who run concentration camps. (Might have sources they trust to back it up, they probably don't even know).

Nazi's = war & concentration camps.

Liberals think Trump is a nazi.

Two positions you care about are the antithesis of what a NAZI would do.

And it makes them, if they disagree, into siding with what a NAZI would do.

If they force the conversation to domestic:

Opportunity zones Rick Scott wrote. About how laws like that help the black community economically, and that means more college and opportunities to break the cycle of generational poverty.

Permanently funding black colleges.

Fixing the 94 crime bill with reform. Don't have to mention Biden, just talk about how that bill was racist to its core and destroyed the lives of a lot of young black men. I mean, really slam that law hard core. How it made systemic racism the law of the land, targetted blacks, all of that. Heap on it everything BLM screams about. Hang it around the 94 crime bill. (might have some examples ready to go). Then go to the prison reform and how it undid a lot of the evil in that law.

Lastly - I'd go watch the videos that psychologists put up about red pilling liberals. Karlyn Borysenko put one up - and it was really good. I wish I could find it.

She basically said to talk policy, use only sources lefties trust, and find common ground.

IMHO - that's when I'd express how I think it should be addressed that's totally in line with Trump. Only mention Trump and the GOP if you can get them to agree you have a point, even if they disagree on the how.

Border - You're against women and children being exploited and abused by cartels.

Trade - you want jobs in the inner city most of all, to help minorities in poor neighborhoods to get better schools.

Education - you want parents of minorities in poor neighborhoods to take their kids to different schools to avoid gang violence and drugs. Who knows, the person who could cure cancer just needs to be put in an accelerated program.

Be like Trump - Focus on the possibilities.

If Voter ID comes up - vehemently disagree that Black people are unable to obtain an ID for themselves.

If they talk about people without birth certificates, point out how an affidavit, just like a provisional ballot, can get them one; and how you vehemently disagree that black people are incapable of doing this; or that anyone would be incapable because of their race.

Trump being an asshole? That to me is an easy one. I'd just shrug and say "well, he IS a businessman, not a politician, from New York and IS from the construction business. Not sure how people expect a NY'er to act." NY'ers are notoriously rude and snide.

Good luck.

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swimjim 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tell them Trump is the anti-war president.

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HectorReborn 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Biden? I simply can't vote for a pedophile. That I can neither tolerate nor forgive."

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DontGiveUp 2 points ago +2 / -0

He established the White House Opportunity and Revitalization Council https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctQbB1QR9iU&feature=share

Tax Cuts https://www.investors.com/politics/editorials/trump-tax-cuts-economy-deficits/ . Tax cuts have helped bring back manufacturing jobs into the U.S., which Obama said could only be brought back with a magic wand. Unemployment has thus decreased as well.

Trump Signed student debt forgiveness for disabled veterans

Trump agreed to support state-legal marijuana protections https://www.thecannabist.co/2018/04/13/cory-gardner-trump-marijuana-protections/103509/

First Step Act

Signed the “Amy, Vicky, and Andy Child Pornography Victim Assistance Act of 2018 into law. https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/senate-bill/2152

Signed the "Allow States and Victims to Fight Online Sex Trafficking Act of 2017" into law https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kys7YUHHmBo https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-bill/1865

Creates Missing American Indian Task Force https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=km4G5A5dwIc

Sex-trafficking arrests: Trump vs Obama https://www.wnd.com/2019/01/sex-trafficking-arrests-trump-vs-obama/

Signed executive order to aimed at stemming veteran suicide rates, creating a cabinet-level task force and awarding grants to community programs https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2019/03/05/trump-order-enhances-efforts-prevent-veteran-suicides/3065098002/

National Suicide Hotline Improvement Act of 2018 https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-bill/2345

Signed the Save Our Seas Act of 2018

https://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/melanie-arter/trump-signs-bill-clean-oceans-trash-floating-foreign-countries

John D. Dingell, Jr. Conservation, Management, and Recreation Act, which protects millions of acres of federal lands and permanently reauthorizes the Land and Water Conservation Fund. https://twitter.com/whitehouse/status/1105590609551810562

Successful Administration of 9/11 Victims Compensation Fund https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arwVnrSOeKg

Trump’s Education Department resolves nearly twice as many civil rights complaints as Obama's

The Women’s Entrepreneurship and Economic Empowerment (WEEE) Act

Stopped giving arms to rebel groups in Syria, some of which fought alongside Al Qaeda

Mexico caves on border and freezes human traffickers’ bank accounts

Under Trump, American prisoners in Turkey, North Korea, and Iran have been released. The remains of many American soldiers killed during the Korean War have been returned as well.

Trump began peace talks with North Korea which also brought about further developments between the North and South Korea. The South Korean president even said that Trump should win the Nobel Peace Prize for his efforts concerning the Korean conflict. We don't know how this will eventually turn out, but at least there is an attempt at progress. https://www.ksl.com/article/46378320/brief-korean-reunions-bring-tears-for-separated-families?print=1

If your friends think Trump is controlled by Russia, remind them that he bombed Russian mercenaries in Syria. He has more Russian blood in his hands than Obama does. If I remember correctly, he also gave more weapons to Ukraine to protect itself from Russia than Obama ever did. Trump and the Polish gov have also talked about the idea of putting a US military base in Poland, which would make Russian aggression in Europe more risky. The US will also put intermediate range missiles in Romania and Poland in 2020. https://youtu.be/Vpwkdmwui3k

https://breakingdefense.com/2019/07/us-upgrading-ukraine-ports-to-fit-american-warships/

https://imgur.com/gallery/wAZyQrF

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FightGoodFight 2 points ago +2 / -0

IMO, you're not going to change them.

The best middle finger is to be happier. Laugh when they say something stupid.

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letrain [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd concede to this. There on their 50's. I just want a better rebuttle then "because". Like when they asked "you actually like trumps tax cuts!!???" And my response was "I'd rather have 0 but it's a step in the right direction."

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FightGoodFight 1 point ago +1 / -0

You could say 'what I don't like is how people's outrage has cost them their family and friends. Everyone knows they're watching one-sided partisan news. It's like they're addicted to being angry, even if the reason is obviously fake.'

They'll ask for examples, and instead just disengage. Your work is done. Say 'let's not do politics for fuck sake'. That gives you the upper hand and ends it. You win.

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Maga_Gator 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wifi Password change: TrumpTrain2020, or something similar

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Flagwaverforever 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep, she’s outta your will for sure. Leave it all to the local Young Republicans chapter. You’ll have the last laugh!!

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wytxcook1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Best advice is voted to the top.

BUT, if you do have to duke it out I find that calling Ruth Bader Ginsberg a racist (she is) and Roe v. Wade was fraudulently established law (aside from the baby murdering part) and should be tossed out gets the job done.

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Independenceforever 1 point ago +1 / -0

People who can't manage their own lives have fantasies of running the world as tyrants.

Like some kind of mass projection of their need to be told what to do.

Well Trump daddy is home and playtime for children is over.

Good luck with the cultists. A prophet is not without honor except among his own family.

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me-no-likely 1 point ago +1 / -0

Use CCP virus instead of Chyyna virus. They can’t fake some racist bullshit offense. The CCP lies and people died. In the Communist system, you don’t report bad news upstream, and what happened is basically the same as how they handled Chernobyl. Just pretend to be undecided while talking undeniable shit about Biden, that’ll make them more upset.

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Winter_Is_Coming2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

V shape recovery; the stock market is surging back

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OtherwiseSafe 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't allow liberals into my space, and I refuse to go into theirs. Yeah, it's at that point.

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tdwinner2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

I recently shut a leftist up by pointing out that we treat crack cocaine ten times worse than cocaine powder, effectively treating black people ten tines worse. So who did that, they asked. The DEMOCRATS, in the 80s and in Bill and Hillary Clinton's 94 crime bill. It's the same people, i said, Navy, Chuck, and Joe. They're racists and i can't vote for racists. MIC drop.

A but later my friend came up with muh party switch (wat) and Orange Man Bad.

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Flahusky 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just say 'ok Karen'every time she makes a comment and smile while doing it

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CgMaui 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wifi Network: Trump2020

Password: Bi11_Clint0n_I5_A_R4p1st!

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Conservativechick 1 point ago +1 / -0

Truth bomb her with the fact that the only candidate that got info from Russians was Hillary.

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mygovisacommie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tell her not to wear a mask on the property because your dog finds them frightening.

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Seabass 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pledge of Allegiance each morning, anyone who kneels can't use your furniture for 24 hours.

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