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posted ago by letrain ago by letrain +515 / -0

She already pissed I said China virus in the group text. Any bombs I can drop when they start asking if I'm going to vote for trump.

Another story was the time she told me about how her friend in Greece has to use cash because the wait is too long for doctors so it's created an underground cash medical system. Then proceededs to tell me how America needs single payer healthcare because it would better...

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BasementBiden 49 points ago +49 / -0

1.Ask them to wear masks while they're in your home.

  1. Put a few flags or patriotic displays around the house.

  2. Have a large stack of Goya products prominently displayed in the kitchen. If they ask about it pretend as if you've never heard of the boycott.

  3. Divert any attempted political discussion or feign total ignorance of the subject.

  4. Let them fester in their own juices and see how long it takes before they begin to Reeeeeeeee!!!

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Rugar22 16 points ago +16 / -0

Yeah especially if they try to talk about liberal nonsense, always change the subject!

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LaymanLeathers 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Oh this? This is just my Goya display. It's got to be one of my favorite works of art in the whole home"

casually glances at wall stacked with negros beans from floor to ceiling

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HillarysStrapOn 2 points ago +2 / -0

YES THIS. Nothing like livin rent free!