She already pissed I said China virus in the group text. Any bombs I can drop when they start asking if I'm going to vote for trump.
Another story was the time she told me about how her friend in Greece has to use cash because the wait is too long for doctors so it's created an underground cash medical system. Then proceededs to tell me how America needs single payer healthcare because it would better...
"Oh this? This is just my Goya display. It's got to be one of my favorite works of art in the whole home"
casually glances at wall stacked with negros beans from floor to ceiling