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Ragnar_Danneskjold 307 points ago +310 / -3

Before I click the link I'm gonna guess it's so they can file suits in every state he loses challenging the results of the election.

Yep

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itbj2 85 points ago +87 / -2

Yea, I am hoping that they loose over a 100 seats in Congress.

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mathman 50 points ago +50 / -0

That would be glorious!

I happen to remember the 2010 results, when 63 of Obama's congressional bootlickers were reassigned by the voters to well-deserved obscurity. Nothing would please me more than to equal or exceed that victory in November 2020.

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Indianapede 25 points ago +25 / -0

Just imagine house, senate, replacing Ginsburg and 2nd term Donald “IDGAF” Trump going full send on the swamp.

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JesusisKing 16 points ago +16 / -0

Then we drain the swamp

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TheGhostOfSethRich 3 points ago +3 / -0

Let's build a giant red wall!

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Maxmax 13 points ago +13 / -0

Same day. Who ever is up for re-election (everyone in the House), some Senators....then possibly your Governor and local elections.

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namechangearoo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Time to send Roy Cooper in NC packing.

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Skippy_theSwampBeast 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can feel my erection now

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covfefe2525 15 points ago +15 / -0

Scott Adams did a twitter poll asking Trump supporters would they answer a poll truthfully or would they lie/dodge the issue.

60% said they would lie. Now of the 40% of those 'truthfully people', how many of those would still not answer truthfully on Twitter? After all, if you out yourself as a Trump supporter, you place a target on yourself, so maybe the real figure of people who would lie is higher, maybe 75%?

On his podcast, Adams suggested that what's happening is Republicans lying to pollsters to give the impression that Biden has a chance, and then on Nov 3, they go surprise!!, it's 2016 all over again!.

Now wouldn't that be glorious :D

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GreyGooseDown 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have been polled once and it was for some local election. Advice to my pedes, always say you are going to vote for the other guy. It makes your candidate work harder. It makes him not get comfortable and hopefully, your opponent does get comfortable.

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TrumpsFavorite 0 points ago +1 / -1

We need to exterminate them electorally

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Truglow 2 points ago +2 / -0

The non stop riots will depend in what part of the country they start and that will decide how long they last.

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4moreyears 76 points ago +76 / -0

ahh the old "keep counting til we're ahead" method

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Toughsky_Shitsky 41 points ago +41 / -0

Al Franken won this way.

Expect the repugs to go along to get a long .. iow, expect the repugs to let them count until they've won, just like Al Franken's case.

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zipodk 11 points ago +11 / -0

Gore lost this way, too

This is a play that can't be ignored

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Skogin 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is how a lot of science is dun these days!

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behemoth887 15 points ago +15 / -0

that jill stein play was so funny though "actually glumpf won, even more than you thought he did, btw thanks for the money seeya later libs" nobody saw it comin

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BillGateCanSuckIt 4 points ago +4 / -0

Jill who? Big whooshing sound as she exits real fast with the money

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inquimouse 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes, it was better than if Repubs or Dems did it, because of the false hope the Dems built up. You knew they had shot their wad and Stein was tge last chance.

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impera 2 points ago +2 / -0

Every third world dictatorship has shit like this happening, votes being rigged by threats of murder against voters, those running, and the electoral collection, tabulation and reporting groups. If ever there was a motivation to totally dismantle antifa and set up law enforcement bodies to monitor and act to prevent any future antifa type groups, its this.

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rooftoptendie 26 points ago +26 / -0

HOW DID YOU KNOW, you cheated!!!!

You'd have to be like a psychic or something to predict that kind of shit. No one's that good.

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ChuckedBeef 9 points ago +9 / -0

Muller be like "dude almost had you, lets do it again in 2020"

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Libertas1776 80 points ago +80 / -0

To throw gigantic temper tantrums when Trump wins.

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Threaper666 52 points ago +52 / -0

Because he is a chomo and plans on being outed by Ghislaine Maxwell. Either that or the Democrats are planning on stealing the election and planning on using lawyers to hold up Donald Trump from looking into it.

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rooftoptendie 28 points ago +28 / -0

GLOBOCHOMO

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Philhelm 11 points ago +11 / -0

There's a good chance they'll steal it.

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ChuckedBeef 39 points ago +40 / -1

600lawyers on whose dime? China's? Arrest every one of them.

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ippwndu 23 points ago +23 / -0

BLM's.

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rootGoose 1 point ago +1 / -0

"The BLM"

It's time to start referring to them as a group and not an irrefutable slogan.

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zipodk 12 points ago +12 / -0

I'm an attorney and when I see "assembled a team of 600 lawyers" I wouldn't even read that as "on retainer" - just that they're registered and vetted and have some time cleared in their schedule in November. You could have one large national firm on retainer and that's 600 lawyers. But just paying them to sit around would be half a million a day or more for even a group of hobos, so this is just chest-puffing at the moment.

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MehNahMehNah 4 points ago +4 / -0

DNC is essentially broke except for Biden's campaign, right? Saving big money on no National Conference... this just looks like failing. Especially when the candidate appears befuddled all the time.

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rooftoptendie 18 points ago +19 / -1

Think of the number of lawyers as a directly proportionate gauge to the intensity with which Joepedo is crappin' his Dockers.

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rooftoptendie 9 points ago +9 / -0

allright then 602 lawyers.

600 for the illegal shit, and two more working around the clock in 12-hour shifts to change joe's dockers.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 12 points ago +13 / -1

The left plays to win ... the left uses every possible angle and loophole.

And the republicans cower in the corner and let them get away with it.

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Cardinalix 38 points ago +38 / -0

To cheat, to support cheaters and to legalize cheating.

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NoMoreWhiteDemocrats 17 points ago +22 / -5

Let me guess: he thinks 600 lawyers is enough to get away with being a pedophile for decades?

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rooftoptendie 18 points ago +18 / -0

No no no no nonononono

Theres only 200 lawyers for the pedo shit. Then there's 200 for the Ukraine. And the last 200 are for cheating their pants off in the 'lection.

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rooftoptendie 8 points ago +8 / -0

ON IT

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linereddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

There'd be a lot of open real estate in California, and New York City would be a ghost town.

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friendlyratz 5 points ago +5 / -0

Only way they can win is to cheat. Absolutely no one with any common sense should vote for Biden. The sad thing is the people on the left hate Trump so bad they will vote for a man that doesn't know where he is most of the time.

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james43552352345 15 points ago +15 / -0

Per usual, it is a money laundering scheme to funnel donations into private hands. These lawyers just bill for services that are never rendered.

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Deplorable_in_PA 12 points ago +12 / -0

Good point. Hiring sleazy lawyers to do or manage one's dirty work is also a favorite Democratic tactic. Shrillary paid lawyers to run smear campaigns and harass Bill's accusers.

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rooftoptendie 7 points ago +7 / -0

This was my first thought as well, but with a slight variation....

My theory: They are out of small-money donors. Their biggest contributors are MB, clowns, and international commiehomos. Those are big-chunk donations. How the hell are they going to smuggle all that money into the campaing funds if they have no small donors to piggyback it on?

This issue is so bad for them that they sent out a letter to registered Dems a few months ago asking them to contribute ----> REFUNDABLE DONATIONS <---- and guess what that's for? Its for cooking the books so you have a way of getting the big money into smaller looking chunks.

They prolly have wayyyy more money than theyre visibly allowed to play with so they do a little do-si-do with the lawyers now... the money that pays for the lawyers will come from some fucked up shady fund or other... illegal campaign money creatively spent.

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silent_majority_2020 13 points ago +13 / -0

We need to win with an overwhelming majority vote Trump no matter what.

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4moreyears 11 points ago +11 / -0

Fuckery. That's why

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AmericanJawa 8 points ago +8 / -0

I can't help but wonder why anyone would need 600 lawyers for anything.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 10 points ago +10 / -0

One lawyer for every voting precinct that the left doesn't own.

The left is gonna challenge every vote they can ... until they win.

And the repugs are gonna let them.

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rooftoptendie 4 points ago +4 / -0

There are 435 congressional voting districts (at least for the House Rep seats).

This could be you know the thing.

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magnokor 9 points ago +9 / -0

One lawyer for every thousand children he has sniffed?

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TheContrarian2 7 points ago +7 / -0

"Council, if you bring something forward that proves to be false, you will be sentenced to 3 years of imprisonment."

End.

No pardon.

No exception.

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10gauge 7 points ago +7 / -0

Unless the Democrats get a grip on reality and their corruption, this election will lead to bloodshed.

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bubadmt 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm guessing he hired one, and them forgot he did, and kept doing it over and over again until it finally clicked that.. come on man.

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AprilShowers 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wanted to make sure the claim was real

The team of 600 lawyers, along with 10,000 volunteers, would be in every state to figure out if any "chicanery is likely to take place."

10,000 volunteers

rioters, he is hiring rioters.

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Room641A 4 points ago +4 / -0

The demonrats willl buy an electoral crisis this November.

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Meme_Too 4 points ago +4 / -0

The article doesn't explain how Biden is going to pay for 600 lawyers. Those people are not known for their pro bono work.

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minotaurbeach 3 points ago +3 / -0

How many lawyers does it take to overthrow a government?

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z89101 3 points ago +3 / -0

Only 600? Given most attorneys of late are of low grade seeking gov grift, make it 6,000. BLM - ACTBLUE fiscal funding grift has millions left over.

Marxist Scum are running numbers unheard of. MY ANCESTORS WOULD COLLECT, AND DISPATCH THE LOT.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 3 points ago +4 / -1

The left uses courts to fight laws, because the left can't pass laws based on their marxist policy positions .. the left uses courts that the left has stacked with partisans.

Judges are now rulers .. kings and queens, that lay down law by decree - usually against the will of the people.

The left plays politics to fucking WIN .. I wish conservatives fought like the left.

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beaglescoutman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Durham needs to drop the hammer pronto. The world needs to see what's been happening.

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BallsackPaneer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bill Shakespeare has entered the chat with some advice on what to do with lawyers

Naturally in Minecraft, Bill S's favorite game.

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GeauxTrump20 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because he hast to defend himself against eating babies👈

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Anyone3427 2 points ago +2 / -0

Banned in breitbart, fuck them. Am getting all my news from here from now on.

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TrumpOrTreason 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ya, that’s the plan.

Scare everyone into mandatory mail in balloting.

Flood every household with ballots, real or not.

Encourage democrats to cheat.

Win through open fraud , yet again.

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DearCow 2 points ago +2 / -0

You don't just scoop up 600 lawyers like that, this was all planned long ago.

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InterloperKO 2 points ago +2 / -0

That is totally logical. We don't need voter ID. Just need more lawyers.. CLowN WOrLD

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philandy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Voter suppression eh?

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Flipbarryfromreddit 1 point ago +1 / -0

DNC IS A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION!!!!!$$$

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myvoicecountsonce 1 point ago +1 / -0

In a civilized world guns don't win battles, lawyers do.

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z89101 2 points ago +2 / -0

judges.. We are flooded with 'judges' of the DNC CCP ..sad.

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SpaceTiger 1 point ago +1 / -0

So, the BLM donations paid for his legal defense? Hah. Oughta demand a refund.

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IvIA6A 1 point ago +1 / -0

So they can flood poor areas with mail in ballots that are sure to vote democrat and bring lawsuits in every battleground state knowing they will get favorable rulings that all ballots must be counted even if there is evidence some are fraudulent.

You know it, I know it. Everyone knows it

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FlamingButBased 1 point ago +1 / -0

Look, suit.

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VetforTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

600 lawyers theybwill spread around the nation to challenge every trump vote. Can we get a list of names please

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sorrytodisagree 1 point ago +1 / -0

It takes 600 democrats to total one brain?

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saltcollector 1 point ago +1 / -0

Because the Democrats are about to attempt to steal the election.

Trump needs to make sure this can’t hapoen. Voter ID now.