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posted ago by irredeemables ago by irredeemables +2801 / -1
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bill_in_texas 168 points ago +169 / -1

LOL! Needs shitpost flair, pede!

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Choomguy 50 points ago +50 / -0

Cancel reddit!

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ClownTamer 9 points ago +9 / -0

Seriously, let it burn. Just make a new reddit like The Donald. Make one for politics, games, guns. That’s all the important topics right there.

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motrhed3 6 points ago +6 / -0

you forgot cars

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Anime_titty_expert 3 points ago +3 / -0

also forgot tits, and a dedicated shitpost circle is always nice

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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AllAmericanAdonis 5 points ago +5 / -0

Write letters to their advertisers. Don't mention anything political just that its a pedo and rape message board.

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MagaChamp253 39 points ago +39 / -0

lol, yeah it does - there's no way this post is about a real situation.

...Got my hopes up an'sht....

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QPATRIOT1776 22 points ago +22 / -0

Damn they got me hook line and sinker.

Local man loses the last hope he didn't even realize he had remaining, more at 6

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pray4peace4 4 points ago +5 / -1

Yeah, but it shouldn't be...

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axrevolutionai 112 points ago +112 / -0

well it's simple, you want your ad to reach 100% of people, not 49% and especially not the 49% with more student loans than money

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MrBlack 59 points ago +59 / -0

To be fair, they have no money because they spend it all on frivolous bullshit.

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NvJohansson 26 points ago +26 / -0

I never play f2p, p2w games. It should take you a few days to notice it. If you can only do micro transactions for skins and other stricktly cosmetic items, its cool. But once you can buy better body armor or weapons with real cash while free players have basically no access to them, fuck it its a complete waste of time unless youre willing to spend $1000s just to rent pixles to be competative.

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SeanRamey 9 points ago +9 / -0

How the fuck do you spend that god damn much on one game? Like, i would think that there wouldn't even be enough items to buy with all that money..

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FeistyTary 4 points ago +4 / -0

So... sounds like I shouldn't even google that game, that's way too much to waste.

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PatrickSebast 5 points ago +5 / -0

I just don't understand the pricing scheme for these games. I have messed with a few but even if you put down good money on these games (say $25 which is plenty for a simple low graphics game) it generally doesn't get you that far ahead.

Star Wars heroes is a great example. $25 gives you maybe a weeks worth of materials. It's just insane. Why are people spending that money?

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Furaffinitydotnet 7 points ago +7 / -0

Star Wars is owned by Disney. Disney owns ABC which covered up epstein.

Disney also ran cruises through magic kingdoms which go to Little St James. That is Epstein Island.

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NvJohansson 4 points ago +4 / -0

Some "ftp" mmorpg games charge 25$ for protection to not break the part you already spent 500$ on to get it to level 20 of 30, then the odds go down. You still have only a 5% chance of the weapon levelling successfully with 100$ of mats used... without the protection, you have a 50% break rate. Now start calculating how much fully upgraded gear will cost you including sword, shield, pants, armor, boots, gauntlets and helmet.... l keep my kids away from that bs. I rather they spend 60$ on a console game like BF4 and thats it.

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AllAmericanAdonis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Get them building computers and learning Windows & Linux systems administration vs playing expensive time wasting games.

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NvJohansson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah well, 6 is a little young to be learning to code.

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MSG1000 1 point ago +1 / -0

Very few are and are actually willing, but that’s who these games target. Freemium or not, if they wanted money from the entire playerbase they’d price things like candy. As in super cheap so you regularly spend some money rather than $10 on a skin every once in a while.

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Anime_titty_expert 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's what I would expect, although based on the current price model, I predict that's not how it is, people are willing to pay big money for dumb shit. I see mobile games with $99 packages pop up and I ask myself "who on earth would ever spend $100 on a fkn mobile game shitty pack to get marginally ahead" well, obviously people buy that crap if it exists.

Evidently, for their pricing model to be as it is, more than enough are willing to spend $10 on a skin that they would not get >10x more business by making it $1

If they could make more by selling them cheaper, they would choose to make more. Idiots are willing to buy that crap for big money apparently

I do like myself some nice game skins, but damn they are overpriced for what they are

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MSG1000 1 point ago +1 / -0

Actually, with how utterly retarded and short sided modern corporate has become, I honestly think their internal models on consumer spending wrong. A good non-video game example was the movie Deadpool. They filmed a test scene, suits didn’t like it but someone on the production team “leaked” it to the internet where enthusiasm warranted the go ahead but on a shoe-string budget of like $80 million. Movie goes on to be the highest grossing rated-R movie ever.

 

Gillette also lost $8 billion for going woke. I just don’t have faith they actually know what they’re doing anymore.

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spraguenator 9 points ago +9 / -0

Half the fun of playing pay to win games is seeing how far you can get without paying, once you hit a hard wall just leave there's so many on the market. Its free entertainment.

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TNpedefosho 2 points ago +2 / -0

Except you’re basically the product for the paying players

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refresco 2 points ago +2 / -0

If I'm entertained for free, whatever.

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Furaffinitydotnet 2 points ago +4 / -2

Free to play games that only do cosmetics are fine. As long as the gameplay isn't effected the sale of cosmetics keeps the servers on and the dev salaries paid.

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Furaffinitydotnet 3 points ago +5 / -2

No, there are plenty of games that only do cosmetics that are all time classic games.

Don't tell me that a call of duty re-release every year was the "golden age" just because it didn't have microtransactions.

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Furaffinitydotnet -2 points ago +2 / -4

Bye, I'll see u next time I quickscope ur bk scrandy random ass.

Lol

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doug2 1 point ago +1 / -0

What game

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brsmith77 7 points ago +11 / -4

Weed, hair colouring and vaping accessories, if I had to guess based on my experience with insufferable assholes.

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Furaffinitydotnet 7 points ago +12 / -5

Weed and vaping are unironically based. Drinking and smoking are not based.

The problem with weed is that it is misrepresented. It reveals your underlying programming. The soys who have an ill programming are the ones who have problems with weed. If you are in a healthy mental state with a good, productive life, then weed is very enjoyable.

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brsmith77 2 points ago +4 / -2

It's called a stereotype. Learn to have a sense of humour.

Also I smoke weed occasionally, but I can afford it which was what the conversation was about. Pay attention.

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Furaffinitydotnet 1 point ago +1 / -0

Holy fuck there's more than just me.

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brsmith77 4 points ago +5 / -1

Have no problem with weed. I was merely jocularly painting a stereotypical picture of the type of asshole who spend money on shit they cant afford.

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Overkillengine 6 points ago +6 / -0

Avocado toast every morning at a huge markup over the ingredients cost, served at a trendy corner bistro, and a selfie of such taken on a smartphone that costs more than a month's rent.

Capitalism has failed me! REEEE!

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MrBlack 6 points ago +6 / -0

People my age blame "boomers" for everything, motherfucker your boomer parents pay your rent.

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MobileDev4Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hey, Spez would be upset if he heard you say that about all those pedo parties with Epstein he paid for.

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CousinEddie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Companies have large and expensive teams of marketers and data to help them best sell their product.

Those teams have a few millennial morons who say the company has to take a stance on social media.

All of that marketing budget is now a waste. Instead of expanding as intended, they listening to the kids who told them “we have to have social media!” Those small handfuls of dimwits wipe out entire campaigns and make all the salaries and data buys worthless.

Social media is the crack cocaine of the 2010s. Its a highly addictive poison that destroys businesses, jobs, relationships, and people’s futures.

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AlphaNathan 2 points ago +2 / -0

white supreeeeeeemacy

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saltcollector 43 points ago +44 / -1

Is this real? I fucking hate reddit. I was on there all of three months and deleted my account because it was overrun by Chinese propagandists and idiot radical Antifa. This is so awesome I hope reddit DIES.

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MobileDev4Trump 5 points ago +5 / -0

I tried that and learned that most of Reddit's tech content is from Hacker News. Ultimately I just cut out all those platforms because even "neutral" sites like Hacker News are overrun with Reddit tier cucks who want to post climate change and Chinese propaganda.

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refresco 2 points ago +2 / -0

When I realized EDC was super left leaning now, I called it quits. The thing that brought me to reddit, squaredcircle, has become such a virtue signalling circle jerk it's not even enjoyable anymore.

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saltcollector 1 point ago +2 / -1

I know. In the end I was just in the threads with people doing dumb shit, almost dying , cute animals and Darwin awards and still they mention trump at every chance they get And then cry like faggots when you prove them wrong.

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TrumpTrayne 22 points ago +25 / -3

Source?

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ProfessorRomendev 15 points ago +17 / -2

There’s no shiposting flair and I couldn’t find anything supporting this.

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TrumpTrayne 10 points ago +10 / -0

I quit Reddit.

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Libtardshavenobrains 1 point ago +1 / -0

What's reddit?

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ILearnedToCode 7 points ago +8 / -1

Add a shitpost flair

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fadingecho 12 points ago +12 / -0

really? When they say 'hate speech' the common meaning is anything that offends the people who are threatening to cancel me and my company.

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wethedownvoted 13 points ago +13 / -0

hate speech currently means anything going against DNC orthodoxy

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NvJohansson 12 points ago +12 / -0

Meanwhile the young mother whose FB page was flooded by antifa and blm laughing at her being killed for saying all lives matter is not considered hate speech... fuck all these social media cunts.

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fadingecho 1 point ago +1 / -0

it's their implicit bias.

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beta-detector 2 points ago +2 / -0

I find (insert the subject here) very offensive. All adds with (subject) are hate speech.

Let's try it..

I find pancakes very offensive. All adds with pancakes are hate speech.

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1in1024th 1 point ago +1 / -0

which is why we have to reach out to these companies as well.

Either to use cancel culture on businesses supporting sites like reddit

OR to cancel cancel culture like we did with Goya

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motm2012 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yea but they are facing the backlash because they aren't censoring enough, not because they are censoring too much.

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NvJohansson 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know, like l said its fucking sickenning that the left can laughat a dead young woman and get zero second looks. But its cool, l talk with my money, these companies get nothing from me and l hope im not alone. What reason could there be for any conservative to go to Dicks sports to buy a pair of Nikes?

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GreyGooseDown 8 points ago +8 / -0

Not even that, but there are some fucking sick subs on that site.

I do miss /fatpeoplehate

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NeverBeFat 3 points ago +3 / -0

FPH went to voat. Voat.co/v/FatPeopleHate

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Bilabrin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Voat stopped working for me.

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NvJohansson 1 point ago +1 / -0

r/sino a bunch of CCP assholes laughing at America.

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conryf 4 points ago +4 / -0

So proud of this community. So many whiners getting censored and not doing anything. You guys have built a platform not just for us to use but to help other get away from the BS. Incredible!

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TwoIfBySea 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who gives a fuck about that china-censored shithole.

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coinneach007 3 points ago +3 / -0

They will never lure me back. It is unfortunate because I participated in lots of non-political sub-reddits there.

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MagasaurusRex 3 points ago +3 / -0

There are no more conservatives on reddit, its become a landfill for liberals to pour the toxic thoughts from their mind...

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VetforTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Businesses have just discovered who their. CUstomer base is. And yes, we conservatives can break a company by boycott. Don't get on the list. Not the beat way to approach it but the left can threaten you, we can actually cause the harm by boycott.

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Axbaby123 2 points ago +2 / -0

r/politics should be quiet with all the looting, violence and incivility from it's base?

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lococholo 2 points ago +2 / -0

needs fever dream flair.

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Oda_nicullah 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are you able to turn an ad blocker on your cell phone?

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RobbStarksHead 1 point ago +1 / -0

I need to find an alternative, but I use Firefox with all the same plugins I use on the desktop, and it works fine. Never see ads.

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Warren_Puffitt 2 points ago +2 / -0

I dont want them fixed...I want them broke and gone. Ded!

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shitposter9000 2 points ago +2 / -0

Big banks with pointy noses is on the opposite side of the spectrum. Boycotts are always done by the same people.

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raybiker73 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sadly, this needs shitpost flair

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PropagandaWizard1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

Drone footage of CCP dissidents being loaded onto train cars made it to /r/all !!! The title is slamming Reddit for cucking to genocidal CCP asehole! If you have a Reddit account dust it off and upvote it before the CCP or MOSSAD delete the thread!! RED PILL THE NORMIES!

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Salt-N-Pepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

All you’re missing is a mattress

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Narcan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Reddit may be in big trouble like Tik Tok...hahhahahahahzaha

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Berzerker_king 1 point ago +1 / -0

who boycotted?

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blindambition 1 point ago +1 / -0

Too little Too late...

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SimplePede 1 point ago +1 / -0

HHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA

Let that awful shit die. I want to watch them BEG people to come back only to be ignored. Glorious!

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purple_nitrile 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think it's a shitpost

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VoltronGreen1981 1 point ago +1 / -0

The cucks are finally understanding that whoring yourself out to the CCP is a short term venture.

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willyb63 1 point ago +1 / -0

i still enjoy some subreddits ove there but I am very interested in finding an alternative, so I can tell them to fuck off permanently.

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4Truth 1 point ago +1 / -0

China will bail them out.

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