We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get f$$$ed by dicks. But dicks also f$$$ assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can f$$$ an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they f$$$ too much or f$$$ when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us f$$$ this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
It’s like Las Vegas, when everyone has herpes, it’s like no one has herpes.
Or like California, where everybody has AIDS
Everyone has AIDS....
AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get f$$$ed by dicks. But dicks also f$$$ assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can f$$$ an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they f$$$ too much or f$$$ when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us f$$$ this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
One of the best written and delivered monologues in the history of film.
Ahhhh CA, where you can knowingly give the GAIDS without legal liability but get locked up for not wearing the Hajib