Health Officials: No COVID-19 cases traced back to Trump's July 3rd event at Mt. Rushmore
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In related news, no Bigfoot or Loch Ness monster sightings can be traced back to my trip to the grocery store last week.
If you didn’t wear that mask at the store, you’re on the same level as a school shooter, sicko!
Here's how I get around that:
Right before I walk into the store, I convert to Islam and state my religious objection to wearing a face covering, because the Koran only says that women must do so. Then, as I'm shopping, when I get my ham and bacon, I quickly unconvert while I handle it just long enough to put it in my cart, then convert again to Islam until I check out. Then, as soon as I leave the store, I fully unconvert one last time and at that point, I no longer need to wear a mask anyway.
Love this.
Mask nazi: "Hey, where's your mask"
Freeface: "IN ISLAM ONLY WOMEN ARE REQUIRED TO WEAR FACE COVERINGS. THIS IS THE WORD OF ALLAH, AS SPOKEN TO HIS MESSENGER MOHAMMED, PEACE (sometimes pronounced PISS :) BE UPON HIM."
What are they going to do, argue with you and risk getting exploded? Ha ha ha.
You didn't lie, either. You never said YOU were a muslim. I LOVE this reverse taqiyyah that isn't even taquiyyah, since you didn't really lie!!!
And, I GUARANTEE the mask nazi's response will not include anything challenging islam, or whether you actually believe it. You are off. The. Hook.
The PERFECT response!! Using the enemy's own weaponry against them.
Upvoted "72" times if I could ;)
"I do not wear a mask for medical reasons."
😂 Hilarious