Who gives a shit if you're the first black person to host dancing with the stars? Is that some kind of glass ceiling? LOL. She's already a producer on other reality shows. Is it really a big deal?
Bro, your hippos had my wife laughing so hard her nose started running. Listening to her when she was in the bathroom trying to blow her nose and still laughing was awesome. Thank you
Dude, pork flop had me rolling. I showed it to the wife...she laughed and said "pretty funny" I think if I hadn't been laughing/squeeling so hard, she would have loved it. But , my immaturity always turns her off. I think I'll try it on my sister next...get back to you.
HAW!!! It must be a 'guy' thing as certain otherwise crass topics just NEVER get old - I said pull my finger! My 86 year old dad laughs to the point I think he's going to have a heart attack whenever I show him this. Also there's the Michael Moore Dance.
So my wife is accidently hilarious sometimes. Ok, so I ripped one, a real crime against humanity, while I was on the ground playing with the dog. The dog starts sniffing my ass. I said look honey the dog doesn't mind. She says the dogs thinking, are there any snacks in there. I'm going to wake up tomorrow, think about what she said, and laugh again.
HILARIOUS!!! My parents just gave up about midway through the 70s on pets as they ALL without exception died spectacularly gruesome deaths (one dog Tippy we witnessed getting hit by a semi that lived long enough to crawl to our feet gagging on hemorrhagic blood; the other cats which i've always hated crawling up in engine blocks where it's warm during the winter to get the French Revolution Guillotine when dad started up his engine.....). Lemon-ade
Nervous teen goes to pick up his prom date who's not quite ready so the young man sits on the porch with the father making chit-chat, the family's dog Ralphie underneath him on the porch swing. He absolutely can't hold in his five-burrito gas any longer and lets one rip.
Father: Ralphie! Get outta here!
Kid: Cool, he's blaming the dog. BRAAAAAAAAP.
Father: Ralphie, dammit!
Kid: Blazing Saddles campfire scene.
Father: Dammit dog - get away from there before he shits on you!
She hit a big, beautiful wall, folks.
Holy crap, what happened to her.
She discovered the Ding Dong Ho Ho sandwich.
wrapped in giant Doritos and deep fried, with cheddar slices on top and a butter brick as side dish
Too much ding dong is the downfall of many a beautiful woman.
Haha you mean penis!
Is that a thing? I'm going to the store. Where's my mask?
IN EACH ASS CHEEK!!!
she's just getting in shape for an anti-fatshaming campaign by some virtue signalling fashion label or something
Yeah, I was thinking she was in a fat suit or something.
Well....we all age and get plumpy I guess.
Nah, it's not inevitable. Well into middle age and slim. I just don't eat a bunch of garbage and stay off my ass for long periods.
Yeah no. I went from overweight Tty fit after hitting middle age.
Honestly, good for her. That model life sucks and now that she's done with it she should be able to pig out a bit. IMO.
If that photo is real that is too bad. Tyra Banks was gorgeous back in the day.
not her
yep, her:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8321041/Tyra-Banks-goes-grocery-shopping-leopard-print.html
holy shit..I thought they just hired her for Dancing with the Stars as the new host..it will take a ton of work to get her ready for that job!
Dancing with the collapsing star.
Stomping with the Stars
She's ready as is, they just had to find her a designer who could maximize her figure. They settled on Hollywood Tent & Awning Company
Bet you they have a lot of "why dont you touch me anymore" conversations
2nd link; 25 pounds heavier? Her lunch alone is 25 pounds.
"Break down the door", I have no doubt, but can she fit through it. : )
Yes. Kool Aid Man style.
OHHH
YEAHHHHH!!!
It's always crazy to me how some women carry little to no fat in their faces.
Who gives a shit if you're the first black person to host dancing with the stars? Is that some kind of glass ceiling? LOL. She's already a producer on other reality shows. Is it really a big deal?
no.
Another cue for black supremacists to sing their chorus
Delete>
"if you're the first black person to host "
Replace with>
"about"
Meth, starvation, and hot lemon water and capsaicin pepper will have her dropping the pounds in no time.
Maybe swallow a tape worm
The Wall takes no prisoners.
Tyrannosaurus banks.
Free Willy
Bro, your hippos had my wife laughing so hard her nose started running. Listening to her when she was in the bathroom trying to blow her nose and still laughing was awesome. Thank you
HAW!!! I've used that clip so many times, Disney should get royalties! Here's another you/she'll like, I call it Pork Flop
UPDATED VERSION of that gif - maga.host CUT OFF the last 3-4 seconds, rendering it completely useless.
Dude, pork flop had me rolling. I showed it to the wife...she laughed and said "pretty funny" I think if I hadn't been laughing/squeeling so hard, she would have loved it. But , my immaturity always turns her off. I think I'll try it on my sister next...get back to you.
HAW!!! It must be a 'guy' thing as certain otherwise crass topics just NEVER get old - I said pull my finger! My 86 year old dad laughs to the point I think he's going to have a heart attack whenever I show him this. Also there's the Michael Moore Dance.
Here's another classic for the wife
So my wife is accidently hilarious sometimes. Ok, so I ripped one, a real crime against humanity, while I was on the ground playing with the dog. The dog starts sniffing my ass. I said look honey the dog doesn't mind. She says the dogs thinking, are there any snacks in there. I'm going to wake up tomorrow, think about what she said, and laugh again.
HILARIOUS!!! My parents just gave up about midway through the 70s on pets as they ALL without exception died spectacularly gruesome deaths (one dog Tippy we witnessed getting hit by a semi that lived long enough to crawl to our feet gagging on hemorrhagic blood; the other cats which i've always hated crawling up in engine blocks where it's warm during the winter to get the French Revolution Guillotine when dad started up his engine.....). Lemon-ade
Nervous teen goes to pick up his prom date who's not quite ready so the young man sits on the porch with the father making chit-chat, the family's dog Ralphie underneath him on the porch swing. He absolutely can't hold in his five-burrito gas any longer and lets one rip. Father: Ralphie! Get outta here! Kid: Cool, he's blaming the dog. BRAAAAAAAAP. Father: Ralphie, dammit! Kid: Blazing Saddles campfire scene. Father: Dammit dog - get away from there before he shits on you!
Hot those Big Mike hips!!!
Cory Booker?
She's gonna twerk, calling it now.
now those are some serious corona pounds
Dood Tyra was the shit too. Wall meet face. Shit
Hanging with Stacey at the All You Can Eat Buffet.
IDK - but what does a model know about dancing?
Damn I’ve spanked it sooooo many times to her. But after seeing this...
Okay I stiil will... but only because I like a full-figured gal.
kek. Doing the work that Americans don't want to do. ;-)
Woof
More Cheetos & Diet Coke, porky?
I put on 20 extra lbs too when I found out about the McGangbang (McDouble with a McChicken used as a club between the two beef patties)
Tyra has become a grocerymonster
That’s not Tyra Banks is it?
That is not Tyra Banks.
yep, her:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8321041/Tyra-Banks-goes-grocery-shopping-leopard-print.html
Holy shit!!!
you wish